HOW CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What happened to Madonna?!?

Britney in Vegas … she was naked at The Bare Bar … hope some pics pop up

You ARE the Father!

The above pic is taken from the MySpace page of Palin’s kids babies daddy….

Sarah Palin … doing the “sports”

Maria was talking about bad pics of Brad Pitt … and im still looking for one….before i find one of those, here is one of Eva…

Alex Trebeck Bloopers … hahahahaha

Amy Crackhouse has finally lost her Shhhhhhhiiiii…… she’s smoked the final rock … she’s claiming that her weed was laced and thats what kept her from performing … ??!?!!

What … addicted to iNTerNet p0rn?!?

That’s the ad that was taken out of stores … for iNTerNet p0rn …. whateva…keep ya ‘mouse’ hand strong!

Mob Wife … salute!

PCD MOVIE?!?!?! please…someone kill me

MARIA …HE’S WEARING NORMAL CLOTHES!!!!!!

Best FAN EVER!!!!

this is NOT SAFE FOR WORK .. but Diddy does his thang on YouTube … wow…thats all i gotta say

“this is the face only Kevin Spacey would love :)”

Madonna rocking a robe at the Airport?!? She’s just nuts…

TRAFFIC MAN - MARK NIETO! ! ! ! !

Kick in a bOx Game 1 !!!

We’ll MISS YOU ARLENE!!!!!!!

Gary Spivey is a Jedi.

This dude is freaky accurate, i mean he can tell you about a random caller before the phone is even picked up.

Dude’s a Jedi.

GarySpivey.Com

Check him out this weekend at the SF Airport
Some folks are asking to see what Deuce (Maria’s Doggy Dog)

Another Tell-All book that really doesn’t tell you anything … is coming out … maybe … but at least it has a good title

This one is written by photographer Ian Halperin, and is titled Stalking Britney: Britney Under Seige.

Should be a page turner…

Cmon now … why can’t you wait in line and or buy your ticket on ebay like everyone else…

BEVERLY HILLS, Calif. (AP) - One man appears determined to crash the party at the Playboy Mansion. Los Angeles police say a Ventura County man rammed his vehicle into the gates at Hugh Hefner’s legendary home twice in the past week.
Detectives believe both incidents involve an “ongoing dispute,” Lt. John Romero told the Los Angeles Times, without offering details.
The unnamed suspect was arrested and released after the first crash last Thursday night, Lee said. He slammed his car into the gates again Tuesday, but fled before police arrived. The gates sustained some damage.

Heff might be getting married to this chick … good times.

also, in booby news

Katy Perry is doing a “mold” of her sweater kittens for charity … check her out @ Keep-A-Breast.Org

Damn… this cat is silly … anyone else think that rocking PJ’s with a suit is silly

holla…DL Hughley tomorrow @ 8:15am

chunkOUT

PUT DOWN THE CRACK PIPE!

“Most Uncomfortable Award”

Anderson Cooper … loves him some ‘hood bangers

Ol Crazy Legs might be making an apperance on the VMA’s … I’m hoping for Britney and JT to make a song … but i’ll take a crazy Jackson

The Hedgehog is back in action with a new article in Time Magazine, yup … Time Mag = Porn Lovers

read the article HERE

Ultimate “Bro”mance!

“Dude, check it, you could totally swoop up that kid and take him back to France…trust bro… i’ll keep look out”

The Video Might not be safe for work ’cause Diddy likes to cuss, but he’s now flying American Airlines ’cause its WAY TO **** ***** pricey to fill up the Jet….cool player

Cute Couple, but Matty’s Mom has a new book out where she says….

drumroll ………….

her husband died while “doing it”

yeah …

page turner…

The “PAPS” are saying that Mayer/Aniston are still together….

they say its all a Hoax for press…..

whatever…..glad she’s getting some

Justin doesn’t like to hear him self sing ….

Still together … despite the rumors on the “inter-webs” about them breaking up … we will have her on the show on Friday and chat with her about that!

You Go Tom Brady … get that house … blow the season

Hey, Girl, HEY!

Dunzo!

anyone else think this was a sham all along?!?!

Role Models come with Clear Heels!?!?!?!

PEEP GAME!!!!

First 5 mins of Gossip Girl!!!!!!

Kelly Osbourne GOT KNOCKED THE F*** OUT!!!!!

Attn: MOM !!!

this is what I want for x-mas …

BE AARON SORKINS FRIEND ON FACEBOOK !!!!!

HE’S MAKING A NEW MOVIE ABOUT IT ….. LOVE ME SOME “SORKIN” ! !!! !!

Welcome. I’m Aaron Sorkin. I understand there are a few other people using Facebook pages under my name—which I find more flattering than creepy—but this is me. I don’t know how I can prove that but feel free to test me.

I’ve just agreed to write a movie for Sony and producer Scott Rudin about Mark Zuckerberg, Eduardo Saverin and Dustin Moskovitz—three sophmores at Harvard who, in order to meet girls, invented Facebook. I figured a good first step in my preparation would be finding out what Facebook is, so I’ve started this page. (Actually it was started by my researcher, Ian Reichbach, because my grandmother has more Internet savvy than I do and she’s been dead for 33 years.)

ADD HIM HERE

word

chunk OUT!!!

OK, this really was bugging me today, they (not the LA times, but a blog on the website LA Weekly, link here ) say that Dr Dre’s son died , then AllHipHop.Com got a hold of the story and ran with it. This caused all the other “blog/news” outlets to jump on the band wagon about the story

This is really bad people, rumors fly around the internet like “the clap” around an office….but i’m putting a stop to this…if this REALLY did happen…..a real news site would have picked up the story…

This happened last week to Lil Wayne’s daughter, which was un-true … I really hope people realize that EVERYTHING YOU READ ONLINE ISNT TRUE!!!!!

if its true, a real news site or source would have the info ….

Honestly, im being selfish, only because this would put a stop on the Detox album, which is so needed in the “hip-hop” scene right now, we need an album that actually is full of talent, not just crap.

BLIND SOURCES ARE BULLS**T ….

alright …im good … back blogging … had to take a walk on that one ….

In case you missed her speak last night…

Porn Star - Kim Kardashian not really hurt … but still a complete drama queen

Pamela Anderson …. not a MILF … actually she’s kinda “mask” looking…scary

Charlie is popping out some more chit’lens….good job chuck!

Demi Lovato eating it on stage … thats nice

they got white kids?!?!

hrmm…….is Loreal responsible for this ad?

ever wish Shark Week was avail. on command ?

Best Cake … ever!

HAHAHAHAAH

Authorities find grow operation at Miami mall

MIAMI –
The Mall of the Americas in Miami was home to a business not usually found among the food courts, retail stores and movie theaters of similar locations: a hydroponic nursery with more than 200 marijuana plants.

Federal agents seized the plants on Friday. The grow operation was found deep in a storeroom at the mall. Authorities say the growers used the mall’s electricity to power their equipment, adding the flimsy wiring could have caused a fire.

Agents would not say how the drugs were found, and no arrests have been made.

HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Supermodel Babies for sale …. no … you dont get to keep them … awh… sad face

Desperate House Wife … uses the mens room … does she not know that mens rooms are the uber fugs!?!?!

here is something that makes ya say…………awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwh

heading home … for some Madden…watch this video … then bring it

xbox360 ID = “chunkachunk”

holla

“hi haters!!!”

no, im not excited to see Kim Kardashian dance around …. only because she ruins the whole process by wearing clothes…

when you take a “porn star” and try to make them … well … mainstream … you gotta realize that no one wants old porn stars to be normal, thats why they are porn stars.

Ted and Jeff Ross are gonna take that to the bank!

My girl Anna K

annak.yelp.com

always sends me funny pics, today I almost shot Pepsi out of my nose….

hahahahaha

thats some funny junk….thanks guuurl !

Faith Evans will cut you for even being in the same room as her man, thats a hard B****!!!

I got to Big’s bedroom door, turned the knob, and went inside. As soon as I saw a small lump next to Big’s large frame, I flew into a rage, ran over to the side of the bed, and pulled back the covers. I grabbed some chick out of the bed and started beating her ass. At some point, the chick’s wig came off in my hand: It was a short, cropped wig. I stopped throwing punches for a minute to get a good look at the chick I was beating up. It was Lil’ Kim. She was completely butt-naked, yelling as I pushed her around the

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN

“We are turning the heat up on ‘Idol’ this year and are thrilled to welcome Kara to the judges’ table,” said creator and executive producer Simon Fuller. “She is a smart, sassy lady, and one of America ’s most successful songwriters. We know she will bring a new level of energy and excitement to the show.”

“We had originally intended for AMERICAN IDOL to have four judges,” said executive producer Cecile Frot-Coutaz. “We’ve seen from our international series that having a fourth judge creates a dynamic that benefits both the contestants and the viewers.”

whatever…this is only cause Paula is outta her DAMN MIND … and is on her way OUT ! ! ! !! ! !! !

Happy Birthday Sean … I know any woman would give up a left leg for a ‘bounce ….

Lindsay isnt a lesbian, she’s dating a dude

wait wait wait … thats still Samantha…..nevermind

where is PHELPS AT??!?!!?

oh yeah … he’s doing this chick and doesnt want his junk to burn off from Lohan ….

Shrek is making an appearance for Donald Trump … no she’s not carrying rocks for the new Dubai Hotel .. she’s looking for a job…

And the next catwoman is … WHAT?!?!!? awwwwh hell no!!!!!

The Hills make some cash!

damn … really… im in the wrong biz … i need to be useless on TV … thats where it pays!

Lauren Conrad: $75,00 per episode ($1.4 million for Season Four)
Heidi Montag: $65,000 per episode ($1.25 million per year)
Spencer Pratt: $65,000 per episode ($1.25 million per year)
Audrina: $35,000 per episode ($665,000 per year)
Whitney: $20,000 per episode ($380,000 per year)
Brody: $10,000 per episode ($190,000 per year)
Lauren “Lo”: $10,000 per episode ($190,00 for Season Four)
Stephanie: $8,000 per episode ($152,000 for Season Four)

Thats a still from Heidi “nothing between the ears” Montag’s music video … doing what she does best

Really … what the hell is this about … really … i bet Mr Lohan would beat that ass!

Bootleg Britney Spears Footage

If you want some fancy new whore horse hair, Paris Hilton has just what you need

Sad Face … the Olympics are over…

Wanna join Miley at Disneyland … do you have $250???

Nope … then you get nothing … like that Soup dude from Seinfeld …. NO MILEY FOR YOU!

• for rizzo!

Wanna play an Amy Winehouse “Escape from Rehab” game?

click the pic and spend the next couple hours at work breaking “Crackhouse” outta rehab!

90210 for 24 hours!!!!!!!!!

September 1st, that Monday, Labor Day, SoapNET is doing a marathon, here is what they’re playing…

12AM Episode #1991-Pilot A - “Pilot-Part 1/The Class of Beverly Hills” Twins Brenda and Brandon Walsh move to Beverly Hills, where they start school at West Beverly and go to their first party. (Season 1)

1AM Episode #1991-Pilot B - “Pilot-Part 2/The Class of Beverly Hills” Brenda’s romance with an older man causes problems at home and at school. (Season 1)

2AM Episode #1991-006 “Perfect Mom” — As they prepare for the mother-daughter fashion show, Brenda’s jealous of Kelly’s glamorous mom, unaware of all the issues she’s hiding. (Season 1)

3AM Episode #1991-009 “Isn’t It Romantic?” — Brenda and Dylan’s first date is met with disapproval by her father. (Season 1)

4AM Episode #1991-012 “Slumber Party” — Secrets are exposed and emotions run high during Brenda’s girls-only slumber party. (Season 1)

5AM Episode #1991-021 “Spring Dance” — At the big spring dance, Kelly brings Brandon and is crowned Queen; Brenda leaves with Dylan and sleeps with him for the first time; Steve takes Donna, but it doesn’t go well. (Season 1)

6AM Episode #1992-022 “Beach Blanket Brandon” Brenda’s so freaked out about her pregnancy scare, she breaks up with Dylan. (Season 2)

7AM Episode #1992-034 “Halloween” — Donna and Brenda support Kelly when she’s the victim of unwanted advances at a Halloween party. (Season 2)

8AM Episode #1992-047 “Things to Do on a Rainy Day” Donna goes to see her pop idols, Color Me Badd, but finds out her mother is cheating in the process. (Season 2)

9AM Episode #1992-048 “Mexican Stand-off” — Brenda and Dylan sneak off to Baja, but then can’t get back into the country; Kelly gets close with Jake, much to Steve’s chagrin. (Season 2)

10AM Episode #1992-049 “Wedding Bell Blues” — The Walshes are furious when they realize Brenda lied and ran off to Mexico with Dylan, especially Jim, who forbids her from seeing him. Kelly’s pleasantly surprised when Jake shows up at Jackie and Mel’s wedding. (Season 2)

11AM Episode #1993-052 “Too Little Too Late / Paris 75001″ — Brenda and Donna have trouble adjusting to Parisian culture. Kelly and Dylan bond in Brenda’s absence. (Season 3)

12PM Episode #1993-054 “Shooting Star / American in Paris” — Even after David catches them kissing, Dylan and Kelly end up spending a romantic night on the beach together; meanwhile, in Paris, Brenda pretends she’s French when she meets a handsome American student (Dean Cain). (Season 3)

1PM Episode #1993-061 “Destiny Rides Again” — David pressures Donna about her choice to remain abstinent; Brenda is shocked to run into Rick in L.A.; Brenda and Dylan break up when they disagree about the SATs, and Dylan admits to a summer fling, but doesn’t reveal with whom; Dylan immediately asks Kelly out. (Season 3)

2PM Episode #1993-062 - “Rebel with a Cause” — Kelly and Brenda get into a fight when Brenda (on a date with Rick) runs into Kelly out on a date with Dylan. (Season 3)

3PM Episode #1993-068 “Back in the Highlife Again” - Dylan tells Kelly that he chooses her over Brenda, and they kiss in the pool. They then break the news to Brenda and she takes it badly. (Season 3)

4PM Episode #1993-076 “A Night to Remember” When Donna gets drunk at a prom party, her friends try unsuccessfully to hide it from Mrs. Teasley. (Season 3)

5PM Episode #1993-077 “Something in the Air” As Donna faces the school board, her friends organize a march to protest her not being allowed to graduate with them. (Season 3)

6PM Episode #1993-078A “Commencement Part 1″ — As they prepare to graduate, the gang reminisces and participates in the year-end rituals at school. (Season 3)

7PM Episode #1993-078B “Commencement Part 2″ The gang graduate from West Beverly and leave their mark on the Hollywood sign. (Season 3)

8PM Episode #1994-081 “The Little Fish” The gang starts to adjust to college life except for Brenda and Dylan, who have both given up on school for now and spend some quality time together. (Season 4)

9PM Episode #1994-106 “Acting Out” Kelly and Brenda compete for the same role in a play. (Season 4)

10PM Episode #1994-109A - “Mr. Walsh Goes to Washington Part 1″ Kelly admits her feelings for Brandon to Andrea; Brenda gets an offer to study acting in London (Season 4)

11PM Episode #1994-109B - “Mr. Walsh Goes to Washington Part 2″ - Kelly surprises Brandon in Washington; Donna catches David cheating; Brenda shares a special goodbye with Dylan before heading to London. (Season 4)

Lindsay bringing back “The Side Boob” to nail Mista Phelps!

Ricky Martin is having twins, without even touching a girl, gotta love science…

One of them is hooking up with Tila Tequila, the other one is a Kardashian

Semel showed up in the party town without new girlfriend Tila Tequila and started the night at Sushi Samba in the Palazzo with Kourtney Kardashian. “They were filming their dinner for ‘Keeping Up With the Kardashians’ ” our spy said. Later, Kardashian called it a night and Semel went out to Pure at Caesars with Vegas showman Jeff Beacher - and proceeded to “go nuts,” a spy said. “Courtenay got so drunk she was falling down. Security asked her to leave, but she refused.” Semel finally left, but on her way out there was an altercation with a security guard. “She was arrested and spent the night in jail,” a Semel pal confirmed. “And she lost her phone.”

I know why Rihanna is dating Chris Brown, he’s got all that “gum” money!

Patricia says:
“I’m a professional Business Manager, I have a staff of more than a dozen, I have worked for many high profile actors, musicians and multi-million dollar corporations. Why would I steal from Rihanna?”

“I showed her all the paperwork and tried to explain to her the circumstances but she wouldn’t listen. She called me all sorts of horrible names and stormed off. I now feel compelled to share with the world the background story as I will not allow my name to be slandered”

According to Patricia, Marc Jordan, who is Rihanna’s manager, has been mismanaging the star’s funds. “Def Jam doesn’t fund Rihanna properly, so Marc uses the money Rihanna makes from third-party endorsements and from tours to fund her album and music videos,” Patricia explains.

“I don’t want to disrespect Marc’s name. He is a fantastic manager and genuinely believes in Rihanna. But he uses her money to fund her future projects because he believes he can break her in the world-market. Her album sales are not nearly as close to her single sales and he knows that if she is only known as a ’singles artist’ she will only be as good as her last hit. Unfortunately, he didn’t inform his client and I’m receiving the brunt of it….”

Obama is kind of like a Celebrity…sure…i’ll buy that…but arent most Presidents?

THE FIRST THING WRONG WITH THIS…..”BE SMART” …. THE PICKED THE WRONG GIRL!!!!!!

also, anyone else think she’s looks hella plastic and pretty much like a life size blow up doll?

I LOVE RACHEAL MCADAMS … BUT RYAN IS KINDA SUCKY

still…glad she’s getting some

NYSNC coming back … maybe…but Justin isnt down

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO …. where is she going?!?!!?!!?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Thank God … the shows ratings are down … please tell me its going to be canceled!!!!

It seems America has fallen out of love with The Hills. Ratings for MTV’s faux “reality” series took a nosedive with the show’s fourth Season Premiere Monday night. Nielsen ratings for The Hills were down 9% in its key 12-to-34 demographic (2.1 million) and down 5% among total viewers (3.5 million) in comparison to the show’s third Season Premiere just a year ago.

Also, on the Hills front ….

Heidi’s a virgin … and i’m Black.

“Best Job Ever … for reals”

Still Alive … good job

BIRTHDAY SHOUTS ! ! !! !

Usain Bolt (22)
Hayden Panettiere (19)
Paris Bennett (20)
Chantelle Houghton (25)
Kelis (29)
Kimberly Stewart (29)
Alicia Witt (33)
Amy Fisher (34)
Carrie-Ann Moss (41)
Jeff Stryker (46)
Kim Cattrall (52)
Loretta Devine (59)
Patty McCormack (63)
Peter Weir (64)
Kenny Rogers (70)

Sharon Stone is a Cougar …. dating some dude half her age… YOU GO GIRL!

Weather Man gone wrong!

Audrina going for the gold … God Bless America

…..who’s on drugs?!?

Doing a song together … can Justin save Britney?!?!

Tom Green must have a horse ****

i’m just saying…he’s getting some good booty considering he’s broke and … Tom Green

Charles Barkley is kind of a wuss, everyone was talking about his “bombing a Patron bottle” (bombing = slamming, chugging, drinking, consuming)

well for starters, he shares it with the fans, fans are nasty, you dont want to drink the bottle after them, and what the hell .. only the bottom of the bottle?!!?

Mr Barkley … I call shenanigans … man up, little girl.

I HATE talking about this girl …

BUT

when she says she’s persecuted like Jesus …

“I don’t even want to talk about that,” Montag says. “There were rumors about a sex tape, but I had nothing to do with that. God knows the truth in all of this, and at the end of the day, that is the only thing that matters. Jesus was persecuted, and I’m going to get persecuted, ya know?”

god … someone push her off a cliff… take Spencer also … thanks!

JT doing something sexy with … colonge … clothes?

can you tell which one Jonas brother is gay?

neither could I ….

my guess … the one rocking the scarf

What the hell is that crap in her hair?

The caption should be “FAIL”

Lily Allen pulls a “Winehouse” and tried punching a heckler….good job girl….throw ‘dem bows!

J Lo is an idiot …

Lopez, who appeared on “Good Morning America” Aug. 18 to discuss her preparations for the Malibu Triathlon, was overheard saying after the segment that she “couldn’t understand why everyone is talking about that swimmer,” according to a GMA source. “She couldn’t come up with (eight-time gold-medal winner Michael) Phelps’ name, and then she yammered on about how she was the one training for a triathlon just six months after giving birth, and how that was the big story right now, not ‘the swimmer.’ ”

Someone tell Marc Anthony to man up and handle his mess of a wife…talking bad about Mr Phelps….what a hole.

NOOOOOOOOOOOO …. sources are saying she’s got her claws in him again!

RUN OWEN!!!!!!

Don Vita Teese is selling “Wonderbra’s” now …

My boobs are small …but I would totally buy anything she sells…who WANTS A WONDERBRA!!!!!

We LOVE the Mike and Juliet show on Fox around 9am, omfg this show is a trainwreck, Juliet is smoking hot and Mike is a total “Anchorman” ….

but this clip is something The Soup found, which i think ALL of you should watch…

Did this dude get naked and mess up the Harry Potter movies!?!!

thats what the word is … the are moving around the date so it doesnt mess up the Potter movies.

Phil Collins is worth 100 MILLION BUCKS?!?!!?!?!

and he’s giving his wife 50 … snaps … thats the biggest divorce settlement in Britain.

please no, don’t do Playboy, please, please!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DAMN

mad birthdays today

John Stamos (45)
Romeo (19)
Erika Christensen (26)
Jennifer Morrison (29)
Stephen Carr (32)
Tracie Thoms (33)
Fat Joe (38)
Matthew Perry (39)
Nate Dogg (39)
LeAnn Womack (42)
Kevin Dillon (43)
Kyra Sedgwick (43)
Adam Arkin (52)
Peter Gallagher (53)
Jonathan Frakes (56)
Tipper Gore (60)
Gerald McRaney (60)
Bill Clinton (62)
Jill St. John (68)

Star of “The Office” and “Pineapple Express” has his hands full of bubba, his prison cell mate of problems …

Upon searching his vehicle, a cornucopia of drugs including meth and ecstasy were found. According to TMZ, the DA has charged Craig with possession and being under the influence of cocaine, amphetamines and cannabinoids.

damn dude … get off the PIPE!

Ever seen someone melt?

hrmm…something seems outta place…but I cant put my finger on it?!?!

Angelina Jolie vs Roseanna Barr

“Your evil spawn Angelina Jolie and her vacuous hubby Brad Pitt make about $40 million a year in violent, psychopathic movies and give away three of it to starving children, trying to look as if they give a crap about humanity as they spit out more dunces that will consume more than their fair share and wreck the earth even more.”

“Miss Jolie says she likes [John] McCain too and hasn’t decided who to endorse….huh?” Roseanne writes. “Aren’t you supposed to be somewhat enlightened, or do you not know that the African daughter you hold in every picture had parents who suffered and died because of the Republican party’s worldwide economic assault on Africa over the last few decades since Reagan?”

She claims that Jolie’s “Thai and Vietnamese sons” are also “victims of America’s right-wing military incursions too.”

should be a good “battle of the blogs”

Get our TV tested before 10pm tonight, otherwise who knows what it might catch watching The Hills….

Speaking of melting … Amy Winehouse back on the stage…

American Pie star Jason biggs gets a kick out of wearing boxer shorts his wife’s ex used to wear.

The actor, who wed Jenny Mollen in April (08), admits he found the briefs lying around one day and decided to try them on for size - and now he has claimed them.

He tells Playboy magazine, “She saw me wearing them, and she was like, `You know, those are Drew’s.’ I don’t care. He broke them in, and they fit me perfectly.

“I wore them on our honeymoon.”

eww…thats just gross…dude…bro code… throw away the boxers , ya pie loving weirdo!

Phelps + Lindsay Lohan = Guppy Love

if anyone can bring her back from the “other side” … its a Olympic Gold Medal winner!!!!

This is just gonna get weird isnt it….

The girl in the above pics is Courtenay Semel, i guess she’s got “YaHoo” money or something … anyways … she dated Linds and now is dating Tila …. sounds fun right, well Courtenay is talking about drugs and lesbian love …

“From the start Lindsay was very confused about her feelings for Courtenay so did more and more drugs to stifle the sexual attraction she was experiencing,” Courtenay’s friend (Courtenay) says.

“But eventually she just gave in and at every party they’d kiss and touch each other in the corner. It’s a miracle nobody found out.”

“Both of them would do lines of cocaine in the toilets then head home and fall into bed together.”

hot … drugs off a toilet

iPod Love

BARACK OBAMA
1. Ready or Not Fugees
2. What’s Going On Marvin Gaye
3. I’m On Fire Bruce Spingsteen
4. Gimme Shelter Rolling Stones
5. Sinnerman Nina Simone
6. Touch the Sky Kanye West
7. You’d Be So Easy to Love Frank Sinatra
8. Think Aretha Franklin
9. City of Blinding Lights U2
10. Yes We Can will.i.am

JOHN McCAIN
1. Dancing Queen ABBA
2. Blue Bayou Roy Orbison
3. Take a Chance On Me ABBA
4. If We MakeIt Through December Merle Haggard
5. As Time Goes By Dooley Wilson
6. Good Vibrations The Beach Boys
7. What A Wonderful World Louis Armstrong
8. I’ve Got You Under My Skin Frank Sinatra
9. Sweet Caroline Neil Diamond
10. Smoke Gets In Your Eyes The Platters

sounds like a bunch of crap … no “Bay” stuff…no 40 … no short… thats some BULL!

I guess her parents dont like the whole “kissing girls” thing …

“I hate the song. It clearly promotes homosexuality and its message is shameful and disgusting.
Katy knows how I feel. We are a very outspoken family and she knows how disappointed her father and I are. I can’t even listen to that song. The first time I heard it I was in total shock. When it comes on the radio I bow my head and pray.”

Kim has found her true calling … crawling all over a stage dressed as a clown

Good Job Mamma Spears…bring out the twins!

I hope her career comes back … love me some Mamma Spears!

Officially … Morpheus is back on TV … I mean … CSI?!?!

J-Lo’s workout video on GMA … she’s back on the “grind” and wants to run a marathon … good luck ya sexy mammacita!

The Jonas Bros in Washington

Yup … still got’cha talents!

damn … im kinda mean

…happy birthday B … almost .. here is a pic of your “mans” broad …

Doug Benson is a funny dude … check him out all this weekend @ Tommy T’s ….

If you come out to the Sunday Night show, i’ll be doing some standup

guestlist open for Dougie and I avail … email me here

MARCUS@MOVIN997.com

now onto the dirt ….

Is Lindsay back on the wang?!?

Sarah Silverman not taking back Jimmy…despite the fact that the inter-webs are saying he’s going on “swingers” on her, calling and texting and emailing begging for her to come back

good luck bro … she’s a catch and not catching you NO MORE

So … I guess this didnt happen actually….

she sold the story…wait for it … MONEY …. wow … who would of thunk it?

Ol Crazy lady is taking her man back, even after she was about to file a “restraining order” against the dude…. I guess he’s gotta big BLEEEEEEEEEEP …. i meant bank account

Donald “my hair has its own website” Trump is doing his part to help people out during the hard times, he’s buying Ed MacMahon’s house and letting him live in it for free … thats so sweet!

I bet these people will end up on our “Love Trap”

Meet my future ex-wife’s latest boyfriend

And if you come out to the event this weekend , you’ll here me tell this joke

Cindy McCain is in the news, she has carpul tunnel in her hand …. well so would you if your job was to jerk off the dead!

ZING!!!!!!

hahahah

cya on monday!

peace!