Yeah BOY!

New Album = Circus
Date = Dec 2nd

Nice … and I REALLY HOPE SHE’S NOT BANGING THAT BRITISH DUDE!

J-Lo … drowning … awwh…. isnt that nice

Amy Winehouse …. is a HOT MESS … and normally I dont blog about her .. but Maria wanted to see a pic from over the weekend of her all “cracked” out of her head

This pic is a fake … but hecka funny

WATCH THIS VIDEO … Whoopi doesnt wanna be a slave…but Bawbwa to the RESCUE ! ! !!

Kanye West wasnt the only one attacking Paps …

the MPAA sucks

Ice Wang?!

global warming is sexy

…and thats all folks…

im out, like the fat kid in dodgeball!

snaps

holla

“Suck It”

hahahahahaha

Love HER!

This is really funny, Al Pacino and ‘ol Bobby De Niro were on Letterman last night and they did a really funny Top 10 list…enjoy the video

Eva Longoria without Makeup … she says, “im fat”, when the paps ask her about being pregnant.

Nat Enq. says that Ali wants to move in with Lindsay and her GF/Wifey SamRo …. hrmm…smells like some disaster to me.

What happened to the smart people?

Conrad, 22, has signed on to write a three-book series of young adult fiction for HarperCollins, the publisher tells PEOPLE. The books – the first of which is scheduled to hit shelves in the summer of 2009 – will be loosely inspired by Conrad’s own experience going from an ordinary teen to a reality TV star”

…duh…if your kid asks for this book…SAVE THEM!!!!!!!

Damon Young (pictured below) who produced several tracks for Mariah Carey between 1999-2005, says he’s releasing a book about their “intense four-year personal relationship,” which he claims she “worked diligently to disguise from the world’s press.” He sounds pretty ungrateful after all the work she gave him (his biggest single with her, “Crybaby,” barely made the Top 30), but if he had front row seats during the nuttiest period of her career (remember the Cribs episode?), this could make for an exciting read.

speaking of crazy folks

Kanye West went all “crazy” on some paps, i give him credit for this, paps are garbage, but thats the life you picked homey, so strap up for the court case

Must Be Nice to be Mr Phelps

Sunset Tan worker Amber Peterson tells E! Phelps asked her out to dinner Friday night after she gave him and his friends complimentary airbrush tans. “He wore a disposable brief and it reminded me a lot of his trademark Speedo,” said Peterson. She also said the scantily clad Phelps had a tattoo on his right hip, a symbol of the Olympic gold rings.

Pink might be taking up Scientology … no jokes … dont want the “blue shirts” after me

Lil Wayne … a jonas bro???

Check out the trailer for Angelina Jolie’s upcoming film “Changeling.” The movie, directed by Clint Eastwood, is about a woman in 1920’s Los Angeles who has doubts about the identity of her son after he’s kidnapped and returned.

Sarah Palin Interview Pt 1 w/ pics

Katy Perry tired of “I Kissed a Girl” …

“The song follows me around wherever I am in the world, it’s all people wanna hear,” Katy complains. “But I can’t get too sick of it as it’s paying for my grandchildren’s college tuition. Maybe in three years I’ll retire it or something.”

Remember these two , well one is Chris Kattan the other is “Sunshine” … the Natty Enq. says this

The real reason the marriage of comic Chris Kattan exploded after eight weeks was because pals think one of them was cheating.

Which one? It depends on who you ask!

The former “Saturday Night Live” cast member’s pals say there ain’t no Sunshine in his life anymore because he caught his 31-year-old wife with an ex-boyfriend shortly after they got married on June 28.

“Chris walked in on Sunshine while she was with her ex,” charged a source close to the 37-year-old star.

“He was away making a film, came home unexpectedly - and dumped her on the spot. Chris contacted his attorney and told the lawyer to ‘work it out - pay her a lump sum so we can both move on.’”

Just cause I wanna see some folks get a beatdown

if you missed it last night, Barack was on with David Letterman…

Bootz from Flava of Love is preggers … but its not flav’s

LARISSA`S ANNOUNCEMENT!

HEY EVERYONE SORRY I HAVE BEEN AWAY FOR SO LONG, BUT NOT WITHOUT GREAT NEWS! I KNOW A LOT OF YOU ARE WONDERING WHATS BEEN GOING ON WITH ME ! WELL, I AM EXPECTING MY FIRST CHILD AND I AM VERY EXCITED! WITH MY NEW CHILD DUE MARCH 28TH 2009 COMES CHANGE, AND I AM READY FOR THIS EXPERIENCE THAT GOD HAS BLESSED ME WITH!

thats from her MySpace page … thats classy with a capital K

this chick freaks me out …

yes, i’ll take 3 please.

“I had John McCain gags pulled. And they asked me to tone down the gags about Sarah Palin. I wanted to say she was forcing her teenage daughter to have a baby because she is so anti-abortion.

“They weren’t keen on that one.”

Wow … Russell Brand is really kinda funny…MTV told him to “tone” down the jokes … i see why now

Tijuana Medical Operations wont stop Tara Reid from hooking another man

this cat looks like Zach Efron … but Rachael Maddow’s new show, which is the bomb for Talking Head TV, had a picture of the above con man and Sen. McCain socializing … hrmmm…. McCain and a con man … who would’ve thunk it?

Cooks got Shoes

Monkey Love

still in love

what up folks, chunk here doing the damn thang on the “blog” and keeping it 100 … only my BAY folks know about “keeping it 100″

ARE YOU READY FOR SOME KICKBALL ! ! !! ! ! !

tonight its on @ Kimball Field in The City!

and here is the gossip

Palin Action Figure … with Kung Fu GRIP

The best quotes from the Enquirer’s story:
* “Before joining the Army last September, Track partied all the time. I saw him do so many keg stands, and all he ever talked about was getting stoned.”
* “Track was a master at playing people and paying them to get drugs, alcohol, steal car rims, Xbox games, you name it.”
* “All the girls loved Track, but he was more into drugs and himself. He used his local celebrity status with the other guys to get them to steal things he wanted.”
* “I’ve partied with Track for years. I’ve seen him snort cocaine, snort and smoke OxyContin, drink booze and smoke weed. OxyContin was definitely his drug of choice.”
* Track was a full-on OxyContin addict in 2006 and 2007, the Enquirer says, and was mainlining the drug. Which is very bad.
* “I’ve smoked weed with Track many times. He was one of two kids in school that had a fake ID.”

Ellen wedding video!

Remember…she’s still 15.

Heather Mills has been dropped from the cast of the upcomng second season of Donald Trump’s Celebrity Apprentice after show producers refused to give into her “ludicrous” contract demands.

“The network were originally very keen on getting her involved. They thought it would be a clever move, attracting lots of publicity for the show. But her demands were ludicrous and it soon became clear that getting her involved would be a headache,” a source for the British Sun says.

NBC pulled plans to feature Paul McCartney’s former wife on the reality series after she insisted on a contractual clause guaranteeing her a place in the finals.

“It was the final straw when she said she wouldn’t take part unless she was a dead cert for the final - even after it was explained that wasn’t how the show worked. She was politely informed that NBC wouldn’t be following up their interest in her appearing.”

Celebrity Apprentice Season 2 makes filming in two weeks…

Ali looks angry … maybe its because she sucks and wont be a “lohan” star after alll

Jessica Simpson needs to stop all this “country” thing … everytime she’s performed its been what the internet calls an “EPIC FAIL”

hahahah

see the videos below…

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

stupid

Nov 13th … CANT WAIT !@#!@#!@#!@#!@

The Brit is coming back!!!!!!

MTV wants him again ..sweet … best ratings in a long time, but that might be becuase of Britney Spears… for some dumb reason?!?

M.I.L.F.

dummy Tila Tequila is writing a book…wtf??!? PLEASE SOMEONE STOP THIS MADNESS !@#!@#!@

HAHAHA

Don’s DA MAN!!@#!@#!@!@!!

I think it’s a wrap on the Ocean’s movies, although I hear that Brad [Pitt] may do an Ocean’s movie with just his family.

hahahahah funny

eBay his drawers!@#!@#!!

wtf is wrong with this world .. for reals

chunk OUT!

What up party people … here is my act from last night @ Tommy T’s

THIS VIDEO IS NOT SAFE FOR WORK … I REPEAT ….NOT SAFE FOR WORK

on that note … enjoy the video!

more gossip coming soon … i gotta get some s’bucks

Yes, im going back to Tommy T’s this weekend to open up for Dat Phan on SUNDAY NIGHT @ 7pm

if you want on the guestlist EMAIL ME @ MARCUS@MOVIN997.COM by SUNDAY ! ! ! !!

SO CHECK ME OUT THIS WEEKEND @ TOMMY T’S SUNDAY @ 7pm ! ! ! !! ! ! !! ! !! !

I’ll be back on Monday with some Gossip for ya from the weekend…

hahah .. yeah i’m going to hell but at least my friends will be there laughing with me

Tabs are silly

Glad to see Jennifer ManAniston getting some work

Just Cause …. i love me some “wednesday”

Pics from The Gold Rush Girls in Studio

Yeah … its good to be the “chunk”

Britney will be at the VMA’s … shes hosting a bunch of parties afterwards….and this is her getting off the plane in LAX

Megan “my future ex wife” Fox wants to be the next Catwoman … PLEASE MAKE THIS HAPPEN .. CHER IS A BAD BAD HORRIBLE CHOICE!!!

When Queens Fight

Elton John vs Lily Allen … drama coming out the UK…

Things went from bad to worse as Lily started to announce the most important award of the night and Elton quipped, “What? Are you going to have another drink?” and Allen fired back with, “F*ck off Elton. I am 40 years younger than you and have my whole life ahead of me!” Elton, shocked, replied: “I could still snort you under the table.”

The celebrity filled audience sat in silence as the dynamic duo feuded over who was the bigger diva. Elton tried to move on with the show and hand out the Inspiration Award to classic crooner Tony Bennett, but when he mentioned the 82-year-old’s age, Allen interrupted by saying, “I’ll still f*ck him.”

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHARLIE “YOU PAY THEM TO LEAVE AFTERWARDS” SHEEN!!!!!!!

Chris Brown coughed up $250k for a car …. awesome … must be some GOOD GOOD.

Go Niners

The View takes on “Palin-gate”

yeah .. its a “gate” ….

I LOVE THIS WOMAN!!!!

she’s talking smack about Angelina Jolie … awesome

ALRIGHTY THEN … chunk is out .. like the fat kid in dodgeball

UPDATE … Just Cause …

HOW CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What happened to Madonna?!?

Britney in Vegas … she was naked at The Bare Bar … hope some pics pop up

You ARE the Father!

The above pic is taken from the MySpace page of Palin’s kids babies daddy….

Sarah Palin … doing the “sports”

Maria was talking about bad pics of Brad Pitt … and im still looking for one….before i find one of those, here is one of Eva…

Alex Trebeck Bloopers … hahahahaha

Amy Crackhouse has finally lost her Shhhhhhhiiiii…… she’s smoked the final rock … she’s claiming that her weed was laced and thats what kept her from performing … ??!?!!

What … addicted to iNTerNet p0rn?!?

That’s the ad that was taken out of stores … for iNTerNet p0rn …. whateva…keep ya ‘mouse’ hand strong!

Mob Wife … salute!

PCD MOVIE?!?!?! please…someone kill me

MARIA …HE’S WEARING NORMAL CLOTHES!!!!!!

Best FAN EVER!!!!

this is NOT SAFE FOR WORK .. but Diddy does his thang on YouTube … wow…thats all i gotta say

“this is the face only Kevin Spacey would love :)”

Madonna rocking a robe at the Airport?!? She’s just nuts…

TRAFFIC MAN - MARK NIETO! ! ! ! !

Kick in a bOx Game 1 !!!

We’ll MISS YOU ARLENE!!!!!!!

Gary Spivey is a Jedi.

This dude is freaky accurate, i mean he can tell you about a random caller before the phone is even picked up.

Dude’s a Jedi.

GarySpivey.Com

Check him out this weekend at the SF Airport
Some folks are asking to see what Deuce (Maria’s Doggy Dog)

Another Tell-All book that really doesn’t tell you anything … is coming out … maybe … but at least it has a good title

This one is written by photographer Ian Halperin, and is titled Stalking Britney: Britney Under Seige.

Should be a page turner…

Cmon now … why can’t you wait in line and or buy your ticket on ebay like everyone else…

BEVERLY HILLS, Calif. (AP) - One man appears determined to crash the party at the Playboy Mansion. Los Angeles police say a Ventura County man rammed his vehicle into the gates at Hugh Hefner’s legendary home twice in the past week.
Detectives believe both incidents involve an “ongoing dispute,” Lt. John Romero told the Los Angeles Times, without offering details.
The unnamed suspect was arrested and released after the first crash last Thursday night, Lee said. He slammed his car into the gates again Tuesday, but fled before police arrived. The gates sustained some damage.

Heff might be getting married to this chick … good times.

also, in booby news

Katy Perry is doing a “mold” of her sweater kittens for charity … check her out @ Keep-A-Breast.Org

Damn… this cat is silly … anyone else think that rocking PJ’s with a suit is silly

holla…DL Hughley tomorrow @ 8:15am

chunkOUT