I swear writing a book sounds like a great idea, I will for sure have a chapter about “My Stall Time with The Duke”.

If you want to read a great book about “radio” … check this one out

The PD Chronicles: Blatant talles of a Radio Guy

Doesn’t make sense?

Well I’m on the same “cycle” as The Duke from our sister station KFRC, so we end up in the bathroom together and talk like high school girls. Since we’re both going to the A’s game for the “Root Beer Float Day” we talked about the sweatshop style of making a million of those drinks. So that was fun, talking it up with a radio legend while using mine.

giggles to those who got that joke …

Cooooooool …..

This was on the internet today, The 8 types of people YOU dont want at your party!!!

HAHAHAHA … trust me … its a good read…hahahah

Here is something else to keep ya busy during your boring ass work week…

11 things you didnt know about Prince!

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH

man … what’a funny day on “the internet”

Jamie Lynn getting hitched….OK! magazine will have the pictures of the wedding at Chucky Cheese…

So Mr Transformers wasnt at fault for the accident, but it sucks because he was a little boozy so he get a DUI

“The other car ran a red light and, if not already, they will be cited,” Whitmore says. “They will now be listed as Party One on the report, indicating they were at fault.”
LaBeouf was cited with a misdemeanor DUI and no changes will be made to that, Whitmore adds.
LaBeouf, 22, was arrested after the collision around 3 a.m. Sunday. Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Sgt. Scott Wolf tells Us the actor “showed outward signs of intoxication.”

Sucks Bro … but it sucks more for the company footing the bill for the movie, Shia has a month of recovery … so production has been shut down …. sucks… but at least Megan Fox is ok…thank god!

Ol Crazy Head … booted outta party … Perez talked about this … I think its funny that she got the boot, but also because her Daughter Ali landed a movie roll, the problem is that the people making the movie are also known for making hard core adult movies… good choice Mom!

A new Harry Potter trailer hit the internet last night … I guess this series isnt over despite all the actors being hella old

TV Gordon Ramsay almost died …. not really news … but funny because he fell off a cliff

how do you spot a gold digger?

hahahahahaha

Coming soon to a cancelled TV list soon

People Mag gets the Angelina Jolie Sweatshop Pitt pictures for 10.1 MILLION !@?#!@?#!@#

I’m gonna have to let our man Larry Sutton know that … well …. they paid to much money for nothing

missing something miss danity kane?

That meats well done….

Well Luke Perry is still alive … and landed a guest starring roll in a Law’n Order … good for him .. glad to see he’s still alive and working…

Keep it real … how high does ol Matty look?

BABY MAMA DRAMA ! ! !

…sooo…..she didnt have your kid and she still writing the book .. WTF?!?!?!

In the press release Kali Bowyer circulated for her upcoming book “Hollywood Child,” Bowyer claims her past included “a hot affair with racy comedian Chris Rock.” Her life, according to the release, “started crashing down all around her,” until “getting pregnant with Chris’ son saved her life.”

how can someone give this trash a book deal … ITS NOT HIS KID .. DNA tests prove it … its a bad episode of Maury

speaking of Baby Mama Drama….

The National Enquirer is now saying that Ol Jonny Boy is paying off his baby mama….

a wealthy friend of former veep candidate John Edwards has been paying Edwards’ mistress $15,000 a month to keep her quiet about the couple’s relationship and subsequent lovechild. No “reliable” news source has picked up the story yet, but one should note that the Enquirer isn’t always wrong.

read the story here

keep it real… the mainstream news media hasn’t picked up the story…yet…hrmmmmm

Reports are being tossed around the gutters of Hollywood that Mamma Spears is shopping a reality show because she has told her staff to carry cameras with them everywhere.

hrrrm…..no joke …. i would watch that show for reals….i loved her show with k-fed cause they both were total crack heads back then …

we were talking about that earthquake down in so-cal

here is a video from the “interwebs” about that horrible person Judge Judy

Cheech and Chong REUNITING … and coming to SAN JOSE ! ! !! ! !

sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet

Playboy … for the blind?

Mr Belding…..creepy…these girls were born when Saved by The Bell was on TV

more here

ewww…thats kinda gross

Whamm Reunion = No Go

The “inter-webs” are buzzing today about this pic

….photoshop…or govt test monster to fight terrorism?

im going with photoshop….but its really cool looking…..

How do you spot a sell out?

its simple..kinda like spotting a gold digger

Dan Quayle = Dancing with the Stars??!?

HAHAHA

Wheelie GONE BAD!!!!!

in church

Remember when Tony got into that car accident with Adrianna (his capo’s wife) , well that happened over the weekend.

Shia LaBeouf was in that accident, well his passenger was Entourages’ star Adrian Griener girlfriend, Isabel Lucas.

So we will see whats happening with this … hrmmmmm……

Also, it doesn’t help that in the latest issue of Details Magazine, he says

“It’s not something that is conducive to being a role model. … And I don’t know how to do it like a gentleman. I don’t know how to have one drink,” 22-year-old actor Shia LaBeouf says of his battle with alcohol in the September 2008 issue of Details Magazine, on newsstands August 12.

This kinda video makes me really mad, in every industry you have the really bad and the really good. Well when it comes to Cops a lot of people think its just “the really bad” well thats not true, there are a lot of good cops out there… this isnt one of them

If this happened in San Francisco’s Critical Mass … someone would be losing that pension.

Dressing up the candidates … silly party hats.

DO NOT BUY FOR THE CHILDREN’S! ! ! ! ! ! !

Here is a clip from her upcoming movie, since we trash, we will plug as well

Andy Dick living with Dr Drew now?!?

This is pretty stupid…Courtney Love uses a TV hypnotist Paul McKenna to lose weight….I think she’s slamming crystal…but thats just my opinion.

She says, “I’ve known Paul for years. I lost weight last year the old-fashioned way by dieting and living off protein shakes. But it was hard to stay disciplined. He’s brilliant and is totally responsible for me staying so skinny.”

…she’s like a blond Amy Crackhouse

BOB Saget getting roasted …

John Stamos has already stepped up as The Roast Master … now a long list of comedians were also added.

Susie Essman, Greg Giraldo, Gilbert Gottfried, Artie Lange, Jon Lovitz, Norm Macdonald, Tracy Morgan, Jim Norton and Jeffrey Ross will all be on the stage letting the Full House dad know how they really feel about him. While Scott Bakula, Greg Behrendt , Alonzo Bodden, Andrew Dice Clay, Chris Fairbanks, Jennifer Finnigan, Rex Lee, Lori Loughlin, Kathleen Madigan, Wendi McLendon-Covey, Brian Posehn, Paul Provenza, Jonathan Silverman and the only child from Full House as of now Jodi Sweetin will all be in the audience lending their support and laughing at, I mean with him.

Most of them have been on the show, check out the podcast for the Interviews!

This is going down AUGUST 17th … check local listings for info!

The 70’s are BACK on Showtime!

Showtime is preparing “Studio,” a drama series project centering on the iconic New York nightclub Studio 54. The Hollywood Reporter says Bryan Singer is in talks to direct the pilot if his schedule permits.
“Studio” would focus on Studio 54 co-founder Steve Rubell and is to take off during the months leading to the club’s April 1977 opening.

“If you don’t watch my movie, i’ll smack ya in the face!”

HAHAHAHAHAH

Katy Perry kissed a girl… guess which girl from the view it was?

Jon Voight vs Barack Obama?!?

I guess ‘ol jonny boy had an op-ed piece and said, “Obama is … sowing socialist seeds in young people.”

and here is some more from this

The Democratic Party, in its quest for power, has managed a propaganda campaign with subliminal messages, creating a God-like figure in a man who falls short in every way.

If you want to read the article, check it out HERE

CBS bringing back “The Streets of San Francisco” ….

The remake will keep key elements from the original Quinn Martin production: the title, the names of the two main characters and, of course, the backdrop of the City by the Bay. But the main focus is to bring the spirit of the original “Streets” into the new reincarnation.
“The times are very similar — it was the Vietnam War in the 1970s and the Iraq War now,” said Robert Port, who will write the pilot script with Sheldon Turner. “There is the same sort of tension between generations, and we wanted to carry that to the new series.”

sweeeeeet…love it when they film in the city … lots of fun!

in case your an idiot

duh … some folks R stoopuid!

Since Hollywood wont stop remaking old crap, here is a trailer for the new Jason slasher film

For Maria … and the other ladies who love Nelly

Madonna …. ‘ol skin’n bones

also, the roll over pic from Shia LaBeouf … who is a great actor and will do big things in this town…

I guess he tried to transform his car into a robot and … failed.

HAHAHA … Big Mac and some Big Hacks….I guess McDonalds wanted to step up the image and threw a party in LA about… well 40 years of obesiety bad health sesame seeds

FoodTV is porn for fat people … trust me … i watch more High-Def FoodTV then anyone I know … but my e.v.o.o. c.o.u.g.a.r is now slanging pet food.

YouTube is for fun and information … NOT A PLACE FOR A CRAZY BROAD TO UNLOAD HER FEELINGS ON PEOPLE

look at the crazy eyes! ! ! ! !

Jessica Simpson album cover… is….missing something….

no…not talent…or a tighter shirt…

Forrest Gump!

Another Monday … another wild weekend with Amy Crackhouse

I guess she was pissed about not getting NKOTB tickets…hahahaahahahah

his new name is “Godfather” … rumors are a buzzing that he’s the Big Man to the new Jolie-Sweatshop-Pitt kids…

a collective … AWWWHHHHHHHHH is appropriate.

OMFG

im done … done and done and done … this chick is outside her damn head

The New York Post says Denise accused Charlie of molesting their daughters. The article isn’t clear about exactly what type of molestation Richards accused Sheen of, but no matter what the judge thought the accusations were baseless and threw the whole thing out.

WTF … awwwwwh hell no … this is taking it to far … really … ya crazy ass broad.

Whats wrong with this pic?

hahahahaha….

Nerd Porn yet again

X-Men:Wolverine Something … niiiiiiice

If you believe in reality love … turn off your computer, walk over to the wall, hit with head and repeat until you get that thought out of your head

if you don’t know who these people are.. thats OK … but they were on the Bachelor and now have split up … duh

dummys

Instead of getting you kid a skateboard for his birthday … get him a cake with a file it, a carton of smokes to trade for more shower time or some anti-prison rape pants.

Remember that crazy bastard Chris Crocker (LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!!!!!!!)

well ol crazy head is back

Congrats to these folks … they got knocked up!

This is going to be a classic

Oliver Stone is gonna be my new hero

Birthday shouts …

Elizabeth Berkley

and

Miss Coug 2008, Aunt Becky aka Lori Loughlin

Drug Den …??

hrmm…kind of strech … don’t cha think??

for a little weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed?

Lemme think…maybe Jen likes short hair?!?

What the hell kinda outfit is this?!?!

hahahah…it asnwers the question, “GIIIIRL … you got some fries with that shake?”

the title of the blog was, “Suck it James Cameron”

$300 Mill = 10 Days

should be taking over Titanic very, very soon!

here are some pics of ya main trash talker Chunk!

alright … thats all … im over this like a fence.

we got comedy tickets all day long .. Mike Epps, Charlie Murphy and if you beg maybe i’ll guestlist you for Josh Blue … maybe

ok.. onto the filth!

Miley Cyrus talking lots of smack against Selena Gomez (who is reported to be dating Miley’s Ex Nick Jonas) who is the “pimp” of the Jonas Brothers.

Congrats to Mayor Newsom … he’s getting married this weekend … salute.

Heather Mills’ publicist … given the boot … hahahaha … not literelly cause how would heather walk?

but she did quit…claiming that Heather was “impossible”

duh

dummy…didn’t you think that after … the world started hating her?

she’s like the Yoko you can actually make fun of … because its not nice to pick on seniors.

Put down the Diet Coke … its not helping

… Meg Ryan in a fat suit for her new movie My Mom’s Hot Boyfriend

Harold and Kumar are going back for number 3 ! ! !

sweeeeeeeeeeet

Dunzo…after rehab…daaaamn…kinda harsh…but who knows

Larry King plans to divorce his wife Shawn after she recovers from a rehab stint for pill dependency, a source close to the talk-show host told the Enquirer. The 74-year-old CNN star has told pals he’s decided to end his nearly 11-year marriage…

Katy Perry … needs to stop kissing girls and get her work on

JC Penny has a new ad .. kinda funny…. take’n it back to the 80s

This dude could use some sleep for reals, i guess if you chase aliens all day … you end up looking like this

for reals … yesterday Balty was talking about “Pet Day” on the radio … and my inner broadcaster was screaming “HACCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKK” …. which refers to bits that are lame and should never be used on the radio ever,normally they are used to make the Host/Co Host feel good about having calls into the station.. other then that.. you can get anyone you want to talk about which is better… “the soccer ball or he basketball” … or “which topping is better on a burrito..”guac or sour cream”

even this morning I was dreading doing “pet stuff”on the radio … even walking to get coffee this morning I saw a dog in a car and was all like, “please, let us do something else besides pets on the radio today”

then I started taking calls for pets…and laughed…a lot….pets are silly and pet owners love them some animals…but the fun calls were from people who told us about the ’spouses’ animals … that run into walls, fall asleep on walks and generally twenty cards short of a full deck….

the bit is still lame … oh well … another day, another slash.

OK … here is the joke about Kelsey Grammer:

to quote him, “I was thinking I had to take care of my family, i’ve got to much stuff to do”

what he really thought…”CRAP … if I don’t make it on the Cheers movie im screwed!!!!”

hahahahah

Happy Birthday to Ben from Santa Rosa … he’s turning 24 today…CHEERS AND HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRO!!!

following the Barack Obama world tour …. he’s in Germany … and will be back in the states in a few days…

speaking of that, here are some Comic Books about the candidates.

I love Katy Perry…just putting that out there

if you dont … you suck..here is her video..enjoy it!

LIVE!!!!!

HCwDB’s = Hot Chicks with D Bags

The dude is coming this weekend … check him out here

Lil Tommy isn’t doing Top Gun 2….sad face

President Bush did something good…

… Wednesday signed a law designating a stretch of Route 20A in upstate New York as “Timothy J. Russert Highway,” in honor of the late NBC News journalist.

ATTN: MARIA … here is something for ya

http://www.sears.com/shc/s/s_10153_12605_Appliances_Refrigerators_Compact+Refrigerators?sLevel=2

keep it real girl … lets get some cold drinks

OK, this dude was hella drunk … record breaking drunk…

Stanley Kobierowski, 34, was arrested in Providence, R.I., after smashing his car into an electronic message sign. According to state police, he allegedly blew a .489 and .491 on a Breathalyzer at the scene. That’s more than six times the state’s legal limit. He was brought to a local hospital and held for two days until sober enough to be arraigned, police said.

DAAAAAAAAAAMN

not actually the dude..just a funny pic

Happy 40th BIRTHDAY TO MY MAIN COUG KRISTIN CHENOWETH ! !! ! ! !

omg … queen of the cougs!

Leave this dude alone,he’s got a crazy family and they are all about getting his cash and or whatever… some BS …

speaking of the cops aka “the man” doing what he does …

Agents from America’s Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) have reportedly seized diaries belonging to actress Anne Hathaway in relation to her ex-boyfriend’s fraud case.

hahahahahaahahaahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahah some are gonna be some snazzy princess diaries…

Chris Brown might be throwing his hat into the over-crowded & played out ring of dance competitions…great…more crap on TV…

what is going on with Kim Kardashian’s butt?!?

not that im complaining… just thinking she should market whatever she eats and whatever she does to get that table top she’s dragging around

Legos are cool

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Kidd Rock = Tough

<img src=”http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/kid-rock-waffle-house.jpg” width=369>

here is the video

Sienna Miller aka Miss Countrywide due to her homewrecking ablilities is suing everyone all at once over these and other pics

Greatest Movie Ever goes to the new movie by the tramps who brought you Juno!

Here’s the promotional poster for Diablo Cody’s dark comedy Jennifer’s Body. The motion picture, set for release in 2009, star actress Megan Fox as Jennifer, a cheerleader possessed by a demon who begins feeding off the boys in a small Minnesota farming town.

much love to PopCrunch.Com

another sad face

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Jessica’s Rep claims the “sex tape” was a hoax ….awwwwwwh…we’re stuck with her country album now … snaps.

MTV to remake Rocky Horror Picture Show?!?!

MTV is developing a remake of 1975 cult classic The Rocky Horror Picture Show, reports Variety. Lou Adler, executive producer of the original film, is partnering with BermanBraun and Fox Television Studios on the new rendition.
The new version will use the original screenplay by Jim Sharman and Richard O’Brien but may also include music not featured in the original.

WTF …they are going to eff this up for sure…they should stick to the fake fake fake fake horribly fake The Hills…

keep it real.

Congrats to Amy Adams .. she is gonna get hitched

Cheers & Salute

US Weekly says, “The actress chose the procedure (which can cost around $12,000 a pop) so “she wouldn’t have to deal with the stress of trying to get pregnant,” the source tells Us. “She could just knock it out.’”

hrmm…she did pop out a couple volkswagons…duh…of course she had help..she is on her way to having a whole soccer team or a sweat shop to make movie merch.

haha..sweat shops are silly

the show almost over…i think its gonna be a Taco Truck lunch…check it tomorrow….peace and chicken grease.

5:05am - John Edwards caught with his baby mama in LA hotel … check out the NATIONAL ENQUIRER for details

hahahaha

whatup … is this dame not eating or what?

Amy Winehouse wax figure … crack pipe replaced by microphone

At least the get to stand next to the daughter without smelling burnt hair

Today, if you read the article in the SF GATE article written by Tim Goodman (HERE) you will read about Jay Leno messing with the President of NBC and someone snapped a pic … but like what Tim said, why would Jay do this if he’s on the outs?!?

Catwoman?!?!

naaaaah…..i dont think she would do much for the franchise …

EXPECT BE THE GREATEST THING IN THE WORLD…EVER…

Would you get you next Pedi … from a fish?!?

Hrmm……$5 says Baltazar has already scheduled his appointment…hahahaha

by the way … if you look like this … please keep it away from a camera … thanks

The View is starting to be kinda my new fav show during the day .. forget Maury cause no one is EVER the father, but the girls on The View are hardcore..these broads throw down … yesterday that did “abortions”

cant wait for today!!!!!!

By the way … if this movie happens… it would be the second best to the Angelina Jolie cat woman idea

[Cohen will play a] lawyer of Latin descent who transforms from contingency attorney to hero of the working class when he helps an immigrant win a judgment against his wealthy employer after a landscaping mishap.
He also becomes the enemy of L.A.’s power elite.

Want a wakeup call from Miley herself?!?

HannaMontanaCalls.Com

chunk note: as a broadcaster…she sucks and its obvious it took many, many takes to get this call right.

DILFs … “Dads I’d Like to Fondle”

N.P.H. … not getting hitched.

When it comes to gay marriage in California, Neil told OK!, “Oh I’m all for it! Big fan!” But when asked if he saw himself as a married man, he said, “I don’t know. If I did, no one would know about it ’til after I got married.”

That “DUDE/CHICK” popped out a baby .. and here it is…

make sure to check out

KittenWar.Com

one hella’of a great site

WNBA gets all WWE … I guess you gotta do anything to watch

Lindsay “loves chunk” Lohan was on the set of UG-BET … doing her “actress” thing …

Estelle Getty 84 … THIS FRIDAY LIFETIME WILL BE RUNNING 10 SPECIAL EPISODES…WE’LL HAVE THE DEEEETS ON THURSDAY/FRIDAY FOR YA

Cheating on SJP?!?!?!

After meeting in a bar, Matthew began text messaging the 25-year-old youth counselor. Soon after, they began seeing each other and things got passionate quickly when they met at the Manhattan townhouse of a showbiz friend.

Star Magazine might be full of crap … but who really knows?!?! I would toss her a bounce…she got the mole taken off so thats cool…

Don’t forget, next Wednesday, the whole show is going to be at the A’s game throwing down with the Celebrity Root Beer Float… Baltazar, Maria and I (chunk) will be on site putting it down for the A’s…..here are some pics of the girls, Katie and Jenna came into the studio and tossed us some ideas and how to properly place the ice cream into root beer.

Next week (MONDAY/TUESDAY) we’re giving away tickets to join us at the A’s game while they play The Royals..

hrrmm……..

did lil Tommy shrink?!?

to caption this picture …

“no baby, you smoke reds …. not lights … silly baby”

Remember Zach Morris?!?!

His latest project is TNT’s new TV Series ‘Raising the Bar’ which follows the lives and cases of young lawyers who have been friends since law school, but who now work on opposing sides. The new series is rumored to be premiering on Labor Day, September 1.

Screech could not be reached for comments … because the YMCA he’s staying at doesn’t have a pay phone anymore.

I hate talking about these two , but hopefully they go visit the troops…and don’t come back

Desperate Housewives looks like … well a complete TV set … set in LA .. hahahaha

Omorosa vs Wendy Williams Round 1

hahaha…here is a funny video for Pineapple Express…with Franco and Rogen

MySpace Harlet Tila Tequila will not be back for a 3rd shot at an STD boyfriend/girlfriend … thats awesome, now we can get 1 more pussycat dolls’ video video per hour.

Brooke Hogan = Dummy

yeah … I made it bold … thats how I roll

“You know what? I am actually not that much into voting. I think it’s kinda crazy that a woman is running, because I think that women deal with a lot of emotions and menopause and PMS and stuff. Like, I’m so moody all the time, I know I couldn’t be able to run a country, ‘cause I’d be crying one day and yelling at people the next day, ya know?”

I love me some Sesame Street … and these dudes were the hella funny ones…check this video out

just because this bugs me

… As for the punishment, Kardashian said she was originally expected to be taken to the downtown Twin Towers correction facility, “one of the dirtiest, toughest jails in L.A.,” but said that come Friday morning, “there were some complications, and I actually could not go down there. It’s a blessing in disguise. That’s my dad being one of my angels.”

The socialite also confirmed that she was instead transferred to Lynwood come her morning surrender and immediately placed in solitary confinement for safety reasons.

“As soon as I got to Lynwood, there were three bomb threats…The warden came down to talk to me, and he was saying, ‘You’re the one causing all the problems here.’ And I’m like, ‘Ugh, I don’t need any more problems.’ And he’s like, ‘There’s all these bomb threats, and we’re thinking it’s for you.’

“But because of all these things, it’s a blessing, and I was actually released early because I was a threat to the prison.”

why doesn’t MADD do something about this … what the hell is that crap?!?

this “jag” is total trash

if you missed her video .. here it is … might not be really safe for work .. so be careful.

hahahaha…..snaps…you know Mr T’s got bills…it must cost 1,400 for a SNICKERS chain … hahahaha

Yes…Batman was arrested…he may or may not have beaten up his mom and sister?!?

more details…probably tomorrow … I wonder which cops got to arrest him … i bet then are all like…

“I arrested batman…hahaha”

Wanna cool drink this weekend ….

Stars are usually seen sipping cosmos or martinis, but there’s a new cocktail that’s making the rounds in celebrity circles — the spiked root beer float! At Mark McGrath’s new Newport Beach, Calif. restaurant A, they serve root beer floats that Mark calls a “slice of heaven”. Here’s the recipe:
Spiked Root Beer Float
2 oz. Three Olives Root Beer Vodka
1 oz. Jägermeister
1 scoop vanilla ice cream
5 oz. Root Beer Soda

This rumor has been floating around the internet for so long that its boring … but lets report on it anyways!

DigitalSpy says, “According to reports the tape does exist and has fallen into the hands of the individuals responsible for leaking the Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee sex video.”

But the picture above is from her appearance at a country music festival where people, booed and laughed the night way at her …. hahahaha

Whats going on with LA Jail … for reals …

Khloe Kardashian spent a whole 173 minutes in jail … which is almost the amount of time you could have spent watching The Dark Knight with full credits. LADIES … if you go to LA .. feel free to do whatever you want…cause the law really doesnt matter much down there.

Speaking of The Dark Knight … it made so much money, the Democrats are thinking of taxing Batman. It made 155 million bucks, 65 in its friday day and 20 mil during the midnight screening alone, which is more then “Meet Dave” has made…ever.

Miley is not only leaking naughty pics of herself online…she also leaked her album…so grab the kids and a cd burner and make an afternoon out of it!

Kim Cattrall says, “I don’t think I’d try plastic surgery. I’d be too frightened I’d end up not looking like myself. I don’t want to look in the mirror and see The Joker from Batman staring back at me!”

Awwwwh…one big happy pill popping family … by the way…Britney doesnt have any kids and K-Fed just got hella paid

$20,000 x 2 kids x 12 months x 16 years(until legal age of 18) = never gonna work again

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!

A federal appeals court has thrown out a $550,000 fine against CBS Corp. for the 2004 SUPER BOWL halftime show that ended with JANET JACKSON’s breast-baring “wardrobe malfunction.” The three-judge panel in PHILADELPHIA ruled TODAY that the FCC “acted arbitrarily and capriciously” in issuing the fine for the fleeting image of nudity.

just a “chunk” note on this: thank god … people are smarter then fines .. ya know.

thanks Allaccess.com

here are some pics from my weekend ‘o fun and from The “Foley” Tiki Birthday Party Blowout!!!

Beer Pong = Best Game Ever

The “Entourage”

The Dinner

Not the Girl

Wall ‘o Flame

Happy Birthday PAPPA FOLEY ! !! ! !!

Malibu’s Most Wanted

And the worst picture of the night goes to…..CHUNK

Ok … so I hope this isnt true..because it would helllllllla suck

“The idea is Maverick is at the Top Gun school as an instructor — and this time it is he who has to deal with a cocky new female pilot,” a source told The Sun on Monday.

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA that would be the worst crap on film…since…Meet Dave?

by the way..ol tommy cruise is asking 20 mill a picture….but no one is paying him even close to that … for anything….every…anymore…for reals…he would have to fun “Tom Gun 2: Cruise Control” by himself

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO REDWOOD HIGH SCHOOL ALUM, ROBIN WILLIAMS who is 57 today!!!!!

So I guess the new Britney Spears album will be full of “diss” tracks, including one called A.T.M. about her mom, and Already Bad about Justin Timberlake, the track is about how he wasn’t her first lover … im guessing an Uncle.

what… huh….something something lack of sleep…blah blah.. what?

anyways…sorry…lil brain fart

here are some pics from Idol…. our web dude should have the rest up later…

Justin Gurriereireera(something) and Me

Doing what I do … button toucher

Pablo Francisco - In Studio and Cobbs Comedy Club this weekend!!!

Brad Williams - In Studio and Tommy T’s this weekend!!!

AND NOW … the dirt!

Barry Manilow … still alive … kinda old..but not withering away like the tabs are saying….

Desperate Housewifes …gonna die soon … reports are coming out that the show is going to end at the close of next season…with a possibility of a second final season with the characters 10 years ahead.
hahahahaha

5 months looks like this….

Wanna wash the kids quickly this summer…click HERE

I heard this from a buddy of mine down in “La La” land … he says, “they are going to mess with her so hard next season she’s gonna quit”

thats love … we should setup a love trap on the “lohan”

Cheers to 30 rock .. the scored hella emmy nods yesterday….i so have a crush on Tina Fey

Brooke headed to playboy?!?!?!

BREAKING NEWS: Shannon Doherty… still a diva!!!

have a good weekend folks…talk with cha on Monday!!!

ps: happy 30th bday to my bottom b***h PAPPA FOLEY ! ! !! ! !

Maria collects stamps…Baltazar collects boy bands and I collect ex girlfriends….

hahaha

Happy Underage Family….

real life isn’t like a magazine cover …

The Aryan Race Lives …

Heidi scares me … especially when she hangs out with Sen. McCain’s Daughter…

Swingers are cool…

in a magazine interview, the couple said …

“Each will say: ‘I’m not going to do it if you don’t approve of it,’ he says.

But Will’s not sure what he’d do if one day Jada, 38, confides that she does want to take a lover.”

This makes me want to eat a lotta meat….

This is for the nerds…

Hellen Mirren … is a total SILVER FOX!!!!

just because creepy pics of her makes me laugh

and CREEPIEST MUG SHOT …. I guess he really wants to be a part of Dark Knight:2

and this is just a classic…enjoy it!

hahahaha… cya tomorrow