is this what “plus” size is … cause … she’s skinny … not amy crackhouse skinny …but where is the meat … America’s Next Top Model is a sham … really … plus size?!?!?!

I wonder why this show is tanking in the ratings and should be taken out like Eight Belles!

speaking of twins … here is Christina “MILF” Aguilera was taking her ladies for a walk in NYC…

Ex Idol Kellie Pickler is coming out all sexxxy in the latest edition of “Nashville Scene” …

Normally, I dont do sports news … but this is just hella funny … this is not another Tom Brady / Balty man crush posts .. this involves girls

Well it worked … and the spurs lost and Tony missed a bunch of free throws…hahahaha good times!

On a personal note … girls in cages are always fun … PETA is kind of a terrorist organization because they get all hyphy on folks …but these girls are caged for a cause … dont know what that is .. but here is a funny pic

Grand Theft Auto IV … best game ever made … broke 3 … COUNT THEM 3 … GUINNESS BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS

-Biggest Entertainment Release of All-Time

-Highest Grossing Video Game in 24 Hours

-Highest Revenue Generated by an Entertainment Product in 24 Hours

Respect the nerd … that’s all im saying.

Barbara Walters loves the BEEEEEEEEEEEP!

here is a lil list of her conquests

A new list of the 10 Unmanliest drinks have come out … how funny is it that Baltazar drinks 2 of the top 5

Michelob Ultra #3

Any drink with Diet Coke #2

If you want to check out the rest … get’cha click on HERE

Also, for all you MOMS out there … a new AOL survey says 1 outta 3 of you get down on the side … my next bar night with the guys is going to be a book club

Got Scandal?

90210 is back … here’s the leaked promo picture

Britney crashes car … again …. not really news but its nice that California will let anyone … i mean ANYONE drive a freaking car!

He just took North Carolina by 14 points and only lost Indiana by 23,000 or 2 points.

Even as I typed out the title above I realized that this is going to happen and I’m proud to be a part of it

Psychic Gary Spivey is about to be on the phones … check him out @ GarySpivey.Com

BIG SHOUTS OUT TO ALL THE NORTH BAY LISTENERS …. the phones have been blowing up today with the north bay checking in … gotta love our grape folks!

back to my Chunk ways … I gotta give it up for Jade Hernandez on The KTVU Morning News … she’s looks great even talking about dead folks!

I’ve promise only to make 5 more Indiana Jones films!!!

HAHAHAHAHA

When it comes to video games you know I hold it down … but I dont get down with the Wii … i think its … for your kids or your parents….but Steven Spielberg is reportedly creating a game for the Wii … hrmm…. the movie biz must suck really bad if the film giants are making video games!

I loved Mean Girls … but that still wont get me to watch Ugly Betty … they say Lindsay was a pleasure to work with … or was that pleasure to get work?

Also, here is the YouTube link for the leaked track called … bossy or something… who knows… her next album is going to be more urban with the likes of Snoop Dogg, Kanye and whoever else she slept with hired.

Seth McFarlane just cashed a big ass check for about 100 million bucks from Fox …they wanted to keep him that bad since Family Guy, American Dad and Clevland are doing big numbers in the Animation Dept area for Fox … congrats dude…now let a brother get a loan!

Just because its a Wednesday … lets give you a sneak peak of Madonna making out with other girls …. this is something she does on stage.. so look for it after she pugs a champagne bottle

Ace Young is in the house with us right now .. here’s a pic of Ace and Maria watching his new video with Maria

here is the linky link for his new video …hot stuff…check it out

Fugly is fugly … even in the dirty south!

Just for Baltamooore … here’s a Tom Brad pic with his branch twig girlfriend

Today is a good day , rumor is that “Anchorman” is going to have a sequel in the works, and works I mean some folks are sitting around a table smoking trees and writing jokes about broadcasting and womens rights….good times :]

Here is the first picture of Scarlett Johansson with her new bling-bling

It’s actually Teacher Appreciation day, but most of you are hungover from yesterdays “Hug a Span’yard Day”, some call it “Cinco De Mayo” also … so lets get with the trash talk!

This is what happens when child stars grow up and become fugly….

Best MOM of the WHAT?!?!?! awwwwwwh helllllllll no!

A Long Island civic organization from Jersey claims she is on the Best Moms from Jersey list … other Moms included, Spitzers Wife, Carmello Soprano and that lady who pushed her kids off the Niagra Falls.

Here are some pics from yesterday @ Pedro’s …

This is classy … Gulfstream-5 (about 30 million) and a bag of Wal Mart candy (knowing britney…30$) and some stained booty shorts with matching white platform shoes … class…all the way!

On her way to her underage sister’s baby shower down south!

WTF?!?

Want to prank our office ‘red stapler’ having folks …

enjoy … if you pull ANY of these off … send in pics!

thanks to the sugar folks on this one …bay area represent!!!!

Just For Maria Picture!

Nerd Power … 100 million bucks … respect the nerd or roll out!!!

Perez Hilton should be on the show soon … if you miss out @6:05 am, we’re replaying it @ 8:05am

just to get this rolling … here is a hot pic of her in a bikini filming a movie …

We change the channel a lot for the morning news…but when Darya Folsom pops out in for her news cast we all stand at attention … I don’t know where they stand in the morning show news ratings but she’s number 1 in our pants heart

Greg Proops is going to be at the Punchline San Francisco this weekend …

Darren Carter the Party Starter was in studio, check him out at Rooster T Feathers this weekend in Sunnyvale!

When TV … just gets really really bad…. but SO FUNNY!!!!

click the above picture to check out the scene on Youtube.com

NKOTB - New single called “Summertime” coming out May 13th … and if the bootleg hits the internet sooner, ya boy chunk will post it for SURE!

is Nick Cannon about to be the richest kid on the block via a divorce?

Mark Curry told us yesterday that he’s got money cause of his pops … but what if he’s really after Mariah’s money. I mean who wouldnt want a cut of 18 Number 1 singles

just saying …

if she did get married … she might have worn this!

here is a funny pic of a lil snuggly bear taking a chunk outta Kim Kardashaian … just good fun!

These girls are not homies anymore … JJ’s Blog claims that she was down in Orlando FL to promote an Olympic event or whatever…and was not asked to perform …

Songstress/Actress Miley Cyrus, 15-years-old, arrived in Orlando, FL, today to only find out Disney didn’t want her to be part of their big media event that she was scheduled to be part of this weekend. - JJ from JJ’s Blog… also where I jacked the pic from… so I gotta show some love!

For pigs in a blanket?

Hahahahahahahaha…cause I’m gonna put down a tray of them when I get home…

At least she has a towel on … a few months ago … she would of have been booty nekked!

So … Disney has been acting a fool about Miley … and the rumor mill says she’s been stashed away and all her apperances (besides getting caught at a Target shopping) have been cancelled. Disney thinks the pictures were racy…. so then why the hell do they try to sell lingere for girls?!?!?!?!

Gotta love the mouse

Mark Curry getting down to some “4-Minutes by Madonna”

Check out Mark Curry this weekend @ The San Jose Improv!!!!

We are going to give out more tickets for the show tomorrow on the show … so stay tuned!

Madonna was doing a show in NY … here is a pic of her taking down a bottle…like a pro!

** AFTERNOON UPDATE **

chunk here sitting on the couch … doing chunk things … wanted to update the blog and post the podcast from our interview with Margaret Cho earlier this morning…

She’s the bomb … if you are around today GO DOWN TO CITY HALL IN SAN FRANCISCO AND BE ON HER SHOW!!!

CLICK HERE FOR ALL THE INFO

CLICK HERE FOR THE PODCAST FROM THE INTERVIEW THIS MORNING…HELLA FUNNY!!!

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passing out…holla!

Today is Margaret Cho day in San Francisco, so get some kim-chi and enjoy!

She is about to be on the show so make sure to check that out live … otherwise you know i’m gonna post this on the pod-cast … so share it around your office like birthday cake!

This is our “Nieto” … he does traffic for us … dont lie … most of you Dames out in radio land love you some “Nieto”

Here is “Nieto” rocking the SHARKS BEARD ! ! !

We broke the news that Gabriel Inglesias is going to be doing a MySpace.Com Secret Standup… click the picture below for all the info … cya at the show!

Britney Spears is coming back to HIMYM … and let me say that … SHE’S BOOTLEGING CDS!!!!! LOOK AT THE PICTURE!!!!! RIAA GO GET HER !!!!!!!

hahah …just playing …. unless its true…then i broke the story

Kristen Bell is my new favorite “Pop Tart” … here is her quote about the Catholic School Girl Outfit she is going to wear…

“I tucked that away when I was 18. I’m going to wear it on my wedding night.”

Hillary Duff is going to play … a sexxxy something in a new movie called War Inc … leave it to Disney for pumping out all the BLEEPS ladies that old men love!

Here are some promo pics from the upcoming episode where Tommy tries to make people think he’s not bat BLEEP crazy …

Look at this picture…does it not looked forced?

Oprah …girl … to bring back your STREET CRED … tommy is not the answer!

Happy Birthday to cougar’riffic Michelle Pfeiffer … she turns the big 5-0 … or in Hollywood terms, “32″.

If you dont hear from me … for a couple weeks … it’s because i’ve locked my self in front of my plasma playing Grand Theft Auto 4

I missed the midnight sale … but im for sure coping that after work … cya next week!

This is why I want to flee north …. to Canada!

Dumb and Dumber were at the Correspondents Dinner … which also is a sham … also our girl Chelsea Handler was there… gotta get the dirt from her!

Here are some pics from the event we had @ iFLYSFBay.Com

Big ups to Travis and his posse who spend the day getting high … hahah … sorry that joke was unavoidable…

also … the fatter you are the higher you get … HAHAHAHAHA