Sir Paul McCartney hired more secuirty then the President has for his trip to Israel … damn … 5000 folks, thats bigger then some small towns in Alaska.

A £1.5million security operation has swung into action following Sir Paul McCartney’s arrival in Israel ahead of his first concert in the country tonight.

An astonishing 5,000 personnel will watch over the former Beatle during his stay in and around Tel Aviv.

The security drive dwarfs the protection given to U.S. President George W Bush when he visited the nation.

It comes after extremists including radical cleric Omar Bakri Mohammed urged Sir Paul to cancel the controversial visit out ‘of respect of the feelings of Muslims in Palestine’.

But the singer has not heeded calls to stop the show, the first by a Beatle in Israel since the ‘decadent’ Fab Four were banned there in 1965.

Hrmmm….something is strange about this pic??

and on today’s “McCain is Full of Crap” segment …. he coughed up over $5,000 for a celeb makeup artist for his tv spots

John McCain, whose ads skewer Barack Obama for his “celebrity” status, has his own close ties to show business, the new issue of Us Weekly reports exclusively.
The 72-year-old was recently made TV-ready by makeup artist Tifanie White who’s worked on So You Think You Can Dance! and American Idol.
McCain paid the 2002 beauty-school grad $5,583.43 for her services, according to the Federal Election Commission.

Wow….5k doesn’t get’cha much anymore….hahaha

He’s broke, so he’s taking any job he can, so FreeCreditReport.Com called and he picked up .. so he’s a “rapper” now

“When I retired, I was famous,” he raps. “I had money and glory/I bought a house for 6 mill/I thought nothing could touch me/Until my credit went south, and debt started to crunch me/Next thing I know, instead of playing gin rummy, I was scrambling just to make ends meet/It wasn’t funny.”

I think Aubrey is a no-talent hack, but she’s good looking so expect to see her around for another 15 minutes, but i guess she thinks her Dog can vote?!?

Brits Back with the Wig!!!

I guess they are an item …. hey …15 will get’cha 20

hahahahaha

I guess she’s a size queen.

hahaha

Cougars Den is full

Thats Drew Barrymore and that lil kid from Gossip Girls…..loooooks tasty.

Christian actor Kirk Cameron forced movie bosses to cast his wife Chelsea as a smooching stand-in for his new film Fireproof, because he refused to kiss his onscreen wife.

I guess he’s still alive … who would of thunk it??

Sarah Palin on SNL??!? The rumor mill says her “security team” did a walk through the Rockefellar studios yesterday… so maybe this Saturday Tina Fey will battle it out with Sarah….

speaking of rumors, Britney Spears might be doing the “X-Factor” over in the UK … she’s gotta album coming out and needs the press

cooool…taco truck time!

TV Guide is getting sexy….and by sexy, I mean rolling out the cougars from the den.

Yes should be replaced with “DUH,”

“They automatically get credits towards early release, and if they don’t do anything bad while they’re here, they get to use the credits,” a jail official told People Magazine.

Early Release ?!? C’mon … the “system” is jacked up … at least he served SOME time … i feel sorry for the friend he de-brained during a drunken street race…he survived Iraq but not a weekend with a Hogan.

HIMYM is going to be syndicated on …………. Lifetime? what?!?! OK, I think its great they are getting some cash, but Lifetime?!? Is that network still around?? Look for this to happen around 2010….maybe….HR had the story

Since NO ONE HAS ANYTHING ORGINAL FOR TV … AND ALL THE GOOD SHOWS FROM THE U.K. ARE ALREADY STOLEN AND ON OUR AIRWAVES…. MELROSE PLACE IS BACK!!!!!

maybe…but the internet is full of trickery…..

trickery like this ….

all photoshopped and proably “FAN” made

duh … she hasn’t EVER looked like this… Adobe needs to get a star in the Hollywood Walk of Fame!

Sad Face Already given the boot … thats some BS!!!!

So … since ‘ol Jeffrerys outtie 5000 …. enjoy this clip of Models Falling @ The Prada Show

Amazon.Com has the latest David Beezy calender for 2009 … enjoy

So B’s “Man Card” is being auctioned off on ebay.com, its going for $3 … bid now & bid early!!

Balty needed a Man-tra so he can be more like a man….. i would go with the one from Above

Brad Pitt = Beers Sales Dude!!! HAHAHAHAHA

See more funny videos at Funny or Die

Here is a picture of what 7 mill gets you in LA, i mean you have to live in Britney’s old house .. just make sure they change the sheets

NERD POWER!!!

that dude, pictured above, was the “hacker” who guessed on the SarahPalin@yahoo.com email address, some say the password was “wasilahigh” or something … anyways… the feds kicked in his dorm room during a party and arrested him … he’s not gonna serve much if any time, check it out here @ wired.com

They still claim not to be strippers

if they were strippers…the might be able to land a gig … thanks Maria for that one!

b-t-dub, the pics were at the Virgin Megastore in Hollywood….hahaha… megastore

Brits Back Blogging ….

From http://www.britney.com/news … who knew she owned Britney.Com?!?

SEPTEMBER 22, 2008, 3:18 pm
Nothing But The Truth

I know, I know… I’m bummed about “Womanizer” being MIA, too! Just got the official word from Jive — they’re putting the finishing touches on “Womanizer” as I write this! Oh, and I hear it’s going to be the best damn B track to date. So if I had the choice between hearing a so-so song today and waiting for a kick-ass tune? Um, kick-ass tune, please! And I assure you—the second it’s ready, you’ll hear the REAL thing here on Britney.com. Those little leaks out there? NOT IT. Remember loves — if it’s not here, it’s not legit!
xo?
BRITannica

Here is the “sample” pic of her cover … looks hot … but i’m drunk, so who knows

Leaving getting the boot from your label during the middle of your tour doesnt make sense, and I’m not going to resort to the ‘ol faithful “The Jackson’s R Crazy” … Some say her label didnt “push” her enough … but cmon … your Janet Jackson…you should have hit after hit … but the tracks weren’t that hot…I think it has something to do with her man Jermaine, what has he done for her lately?!?!

Just Saying ….

the title of this pic shoulnd’t be primetimeemmy.jpg, it should read, epicfailofanawardsshow.jpg

no one watched this crap, i could only stand as much as Oprah could … the first 5 minutes …

wanna know how I know the economy is in the crapper, Oprah only showed up to re-sell her shwag bag … hahah…

speaking of that “show” … here is the best pic I could find online to repesent the failure…

I guess Bono really likes the Italian sauce….

Can’t get enough of X-Tina aka Tammy Fay Baker … she’s gotta new album repacked greatest hits CD coming at cha!

“Genie in a Bottle” (New Version)
“What a Girl Wants”
“Come on Over Baby (All I Want Is You)”
“Lady Marmalade” (New Version)
“Dirrty” featuring Redman
“Beautiful” (New Version)
“Fighter”
“Ain’t No Other Man”
“Hurt”
“Candyman”
“Keeps Gettin’ Better”
“Dynamite”

Can someone tell this fool to get a real job

Yes, they are together, breaking news, LoveLine is still on the air!

haha … no … but Stryker was talking to SamRo and she said this…

As things wrapped up, Stryker asked Lindsay, “Now, you guys, you and Samantha have been going out for how long now? Like two years? One year? Five months? Two months?” And Lindsay answered, “A long time, a very long time.”

someone made it into a video on youtube … if you care that much.

Dancing with the Stars - Jeffrey Ross and Edtya Whatshername

The Internet is full of crap … well … OK! Magazine is full of crap …

George said: “We both badly want a particular role and neither is backing down. It’s sort of become an intense competition between us now and it just keeps escalating.”

Both George and Brad are keen to play the role of Henry Higgins in the upcoming remake of My Fair Lady.

George added: “For now we’re both so angry we’re not even in contact any more.”

Duh … thats just stupid … nothing can come between the “BroMance” of the century.

Someone give this dude a job here at CBS, he’s dedicated to the craft of “live-reads” … even if the studio is on fire from putting out your joint in the trash can …hahahahahahaha…..this happened to a “friend” of mine at San Francisco State (KSFS)

Awesome….thats just great =]

Words to live by while producing the morning show

“Don’t make me Donkey kick you … ” -maria

BIG THANKS AND LOVE TO SUSANNA FROM GERMANY … thanks girl … we’ll try to get that Ne-Yo on for ya!!!!!!

“She is still my girlfriend,” he tells Usmagazine.com in a new interview. “Now will that last? I don’t think anything lasts forever.
“I love her very much, but you know, she wants very much to get married and have children. That isn’t very much in the cards for me,” he adds. “So there has to be a certain reality there. And I’m sure the time will come when she’ll be dating others. That’s part of the transition.” - Hef”

what..uhh….so…its true!?!?

Back on the Britney junk … Ali Simms….who…maybe a cousin or something … is now selling all Brits schwag…schwag is an industry term for “free stuff for celebs” … i guess Ali’s broke and slanging it all.

Anna K had this as her status on gmail … hahahahaha

hahahahaahah….

Here are some that I took … don’t remember taking them … but here ya go!

and now…some stuff from the gutters of Hollywood!

Caught, again, with crack and weed in a male bathroom with other males, doing male things?!?

hahahahaah

he has the faith, and by faith i mean crack pipe

Mad Men won a bunch of Emmy’s last night … and the new love of my life is pictured below

Some drama on the set of Hannah Montana … more about it on Maria’s Hollywood Dirt … linky link here

Wow … 2 lived … please pray for DJ AM and Travis Barker … they were involved in a nasty crash on Friday … they are going to make a full recovery but its going to a tough road.

Someone tell these broads to EAT SOME FOOD!

alrighty…chunk’s out … hitting the taco truck and watching my Mad Men / Entourage eps on the big screen at da casa…

PEACE!

i dont know what it is … but i stank me something funky today … i need to step up my laundry game i guess..

anyways..here is some dirt for ya..but first some good

Event:  Breast Cancer Fund Peak Hike                                                                  

Date:  September, 21^st

Location: Mt. Tamapalis, Marin County

Website: www.breastcancerfund.org/ph2008

Event Information

SIGN UP .. ALEXA IS GOING TO BE THROWING IT DOWN THIS SUNDAY!!!

Yeah BOY!

New Album = Circus
Date = Dec 2nd

Nice … and I REALLY HOPE SHE’S NOT BANGING THAT BRITISH DUDE!

J-Lo … drowning … awwh…. isnt that nice

Amy Winehouse …. is a HOT MESS … and normally I dont blog about her .. but Maria wanted to see a pic from over the weekend of her all “cracked” out of her head

This pic is a fake … but hecka funny

WATCH THIS VIDEO … Whoopi doesnt wanna be a slave…but Bawbwa to the RESCUE ! ! !!

Kanye West wasnt the only one attacking Paps …

the MPAA sucks

Ice Wang?!

global warming is sexy

…and thats all folks…

im out, like the fat kid in dodgeball!

snaps

holla

“Suck It”

hahahahahaha

Love HER!

This is really funny, Al Pacino and ‘ol Bobby De Niro were on Letterman last night and they did a really funny Top 10 list…enjoy the video

Eva Longoria without Makeup … she says, “im fat”, when the paps ask her about being pregnant.

Nat Enq. says that Ali wants to move in with Lindsay and her GF/Wifey SamRo …. hrmm…smells like some disaster to me.

What happened to the smart people?

Conrad, 22, has signed on to write a three-book series of young adult fiction for HarperCollins, the publisher tells PEOPLE. The books – the first of which is scheduled to hit shelves in the summer of 2009 – will be loosely inspired by Conrad’s own experience going from an ordinary teen to a reality TV star”

…duh…if your kid asks for this book…SAVE THEM!!!!!!!

Damon Young (pictured below) who produced several tracks for Mariah Carey between 1999-2005, says he’s releasing a book about their “intense four-year personal relationship,” which he claims she “worked diligently to disguise from the world’s press.” He sounds pretty ungrateful after all the work she gave him (his biggest single with her, “Crybaby,” barely made the Top 30), but if he had front row seats during the nuttiest period of her career (remember the Cribs episode?), this could make for an exciting read.

speaking of crazy folks

Kanye West went all “crazy” on some paps, i give him credit for this, paps are garbage, but thats the life you picked homey, so strap up for the court case

Must Be Nice to be Mr Phelps

Sunset Tan worker Amber Peterson tells E! Phelps asked her out to dinner Friday night after she gave him and his friends complimentary airbrush tans. “He wore a disposable brief and it reminded me a lot of his trademark Speedo,” said Peterson. She also said the scantily clad Phelps had a tattoo on his right hip, a symbol of the Olympic gold rings.

Pink might be taking up Scientology … no jokes … dont want the “blue shirts” after me

Lil Wayne … a jonas bro???

Check out the trailer for Angelina Jolie’s upcoming film “Changeling.” The movie, directed by Clint Eastwood, is about a woman in 1920’s Los Angeles who has doubts about the identity of her son after he’s kidnapped and returned.

Sarah Palin Interview Pt 1 w/ pics

Katy Perry tired of “I Kissed a Girl” …

“The song follows me around wherever I am in the world, it’s all people wanna hear,” Katy complains. “But I can’t get too sick of it as it’s paying for my grandchildren’s college tuition. Maybe in three years I’ll retire it or something.”

Remember these two , well one is Chris Kattan the other is “Sunshine” … the Natty Enq. says this

The real reason the marriage of comic Chris Kattan exploded after eight weeks was because pals think one of them was cheating.

Which one? It depends on who you ask!

The former “Saturday Night Live” cast member’s pals say there ain’t no Sunshine in his life anymore because he caught his 31-year-old wife with an ex-boyfriend shortly after they got married on June 28.

“Chris walked in on Sunshine while she was with her ex,” charged a source close to the 37-year-old star.

“He was away making a film, came home unexpectedly - and dumped her on the spot. Chris contacted his attorney and told the lawyer to ‘work it out - pay her a lump sum so we can both move on.’”

Just cause I wanna see some folks get a beatdown

if you missed it last night, Barack was on with David Letterman…

Bootz from Flava of Love is preggers … but its not flav’s

LARISSA`S ANNOUNCEMENT!

HEY EVERYONE SORRY I HAVE BEEN AWAY FOR SO LONG, BUT NOT WITHOUT GREAT NEWS! I KNOW A LOT OF YOU ARE WONDERING WHATS BEEN GOING ON WITH ME ! WELL, I AM EXPECTING MY FIRST CHILD AND I AM VERY EXCITED! WITH MY NEW CHILD DUE MARCH 28TH 2009 COMES CHANGE, AND I AM READY FOR THIS EXPERIENCE THAT GOD HAS BLESSED ME WITH!

thats from her MySpace page … thats classy with a capital K

this chick freaks me out …

yes, i’ll take 3 please.

“I had John McCain gags pulled. And they asked me to tone down the gags about Sarah Palin. I wanted to say she was forcing her teenage daughter to have a baby because she is so anti-abortion.

“They weren’t keen on that one.”

Wow … Russell Brand is really kinda funny…MTV told him to “tone” down the jokes … i see why now

Tijuana Medical Operations wont stop Tara Reid from hooking another man

this cat looks like Zach Efron … but Rachael Maddow’s new show, which is the bomb for Talking Head TV, had a picture of the above con man and Sen. McCain socializing … hrmmm…. McCain and a con man … who would’ve thunk it?

Cooks got Shoes

Monkey Love

still in love

what up folks, chunk here doing the damn thang on the “blog” and keeping it 100 … only my BAY folks know about “keeping it 100″

ARE YOU READY FOR SOME KICKBALL ! ! !! ! ! !

tonight its on @ Kimball Field in The City!

and here is the gossip

Palin Action Figure … with Kung Fu GRIP

The best quotes from the Enquirer’s story:
* “Before joining the Army last September, Track partied all the time. I saw him do so many keg stands, and all he ever talked about was getting stoned.”
* “Track was a master at playing people and paying them to get drugs, alcohol, steal car rims, Xbox games, you name it.”
* “All the girls loved Track, but he was more into drugs and himself. He used his local celebrity status with the other guys to get them to steal things he wanted.”
* “I’ve partied with Track for years. I’ve seen him snort cocaine, snort and smoke OxyContin, drink booze and smoke weed. OxyContin was definitely his drug of choice.”
* Track was a full-on OxyContin addict in 2006 and 2007, the Enquirer says, and was mainlining the drug. Which is very bad.
* “I’ve smoked weed with Track many times. He was one of two kids in school that had a fake ID.”

Ellen wedding video!

Remember…she’s still 15.

Heather Mills has been dropped from the cast of the upcomng second season of Donald Trump’s Celebrity Apprentice after show producers refused to give into her “ludicrous” contract demands.

“The network were originally very keen on getting her involved. They thought it would be a clever move, attracting lots of publicity for the show. But her demands were ludicrous and it soon became clear that getting her involved would be a headache,” a source for the British Sun says.

NBC pulled plans to feature Paul McCartney’s former wife on the reality series after she insisted on a contractual clause guaranteeing her a place in the finals.

“It was the final straw when she said she wouldn’t take part unless she was a dead cert for the final - even after it was explained that wasn’t how the show worked. She was politely informed that NBC wouldn’t be following up their interest in her appearing.”

Celebrity Apprentice Season 2 makes filming in two weeks…

Ali looks angry … maybe its because she sucks and wont be a “lohan” star after alll

Jessica Simpson needs to stop all this “country” thing … everytime she’s performed its been what the internet calls an “EPIC FAIL”

hahahah

see the videos below…

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

stupid

Nov 13th … CANT WAIT !@#!@#!@#!@#!@

The Brit is coming back!!!!!!

MTV wants him again ..sweet … best ratings in a long time, but that might be becuase of Britney Spears… for some dumb reason?!?

M.I.L.F.

dummy Tila Tequila is writing a book…wtf??!? PLEASE SOMEONE STOP THIS MADNESS !@#!@#!@

HAHAHA

Don’s DA MAN!!@#!@#!@!@!!

I think it’s a wrap on the Ocean’s movies, although I hear that Brad [Pitt] may do an Ocean’s movie with just his family.

hahahahah funny

eBay his drawers!@#!@#!!

wtf is wrong with this world .. for reals

chunk OUT!

What up party people … here is my act from last night @ Tommy T’s

THIS VIDEO IS NOT SAFE FOR WORK … I REPEAT ….NOT SAFE FOR WORK

on that note … enjoy the video!

more gossip coming soon … i gotta get some s’bucks