OK, this really was bugging me today, they (not the LA times, but a blog on the website LA Weekly, link here ) say that Dr Dre’s son died , then AllHipHop.Com got a hold of the story and ran with it. This caused all the other “blog/news” outlets to jump on the band wagon about the story

This is really bad people, rumors fly around the internet like “the clap” around an office….but i’m putting a stop to this…if this REALLY did happen…..a real news site would have picked up the story…

This happened last week to Lil Wayne’s daughter, which was un-true … I really hope people realize that EVERYTHING YOU READ ONLINE ISNT TRUE!!!!!

if its true, a real news site or source would have the info ….

Honestly, im being selfish, only because this would put a stop on the Detox album, which is so needed in the “hip-hop” scene right now, we need an album that actually is full of talent, not just crap.

BLIND SOURCES ARE BULLS**T ….

alright …im good … back blogging … had to take a walk on that one ….

In case you missed her speak last night…

Porn Star - Kim Kardashian not really hurt … but still a complete drama queen

Pamela Anderson …. not a MILF … actually she’s kinda “mask” looking…scary

Charlie is popping out some more chit’lens….good job chuck!

Demi Lovato eating it on stage … thats nice

they got white kids?!?!

hrmm…….is Loreal responsible for this ad?

ever wish Shark Week was avail. on command ?

Best Cake … ever!

HAHAHAHAAH

Authorities find grow operation at Miami mall

MIAMI –
The Mall of the Americas in Miami was home to a business not usually found among the food courts, retail stores and movie theaters of similar locations: a hydroponic nursery with more than 200 marijuana plants.

Federal agents seized the plants on Friday. The grow operation was found deep in a storeroom at the mall. Authorities say the growers used the mall’s electricity to power their equipment, adding the flimsy wiring could have caused a fire.

Agents would not say how the drugs were found, and no arrests have been made.

HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Supermodel Babies for sale …. no … you dont get to keep them … awh… sad face

Desperate House Wife … uses the mens room … does she not know that mens rooms are the uber fugs!?!?!

here is something that makes ya say…………awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwh

heading home … for some Madden…watch this video … then bring it

xbox360 ID = “chunkachunk”

holla

“hi haters!!!”

no, im not excited to see Kim Kardashian dance around …. only because she ruins the whole process by wearing clothes…

when you take a “porn star” and try to make them … well … mainstream … you gotta realize that no one wants old porn stars to be normal, thats why they are porn stars.

Ted and Jeff Ross are gonna take that to the bank!

My girl Anna K

annak.yelp.com

always sends me funny pics, today I almost shot Pepsi out of my nose….

hahahahaha

thats some funny junk….thanks guuurl !

Faith Evans will cut you for even being in the same room as her man, thats a hard B****!!!

I got to Big’s bedroom door, turned the knob, and went inside. As soon as I saw a small lump next to Big’s large frame, I flew into a rage, ran over to the side of the bed, and pulled back the covers. I grabbed some chick out of the bed and started beating her ass. At some point, the chick’s wig came off in my hand: It was a short, cropped wig. I stopped throwing punches for a minute to get a good look at the chick I was beating up. It was Lil’ Kim. She was completely butt-naked, yelling as I pushed her around the

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN

“We are turning the heat up on ‘Idol’ this year and are thrilled to welcome Kara to the judges’ table,” said creator and executive producer Simon Fuller. “She is a smart, sassy lady, and one of America ’s most successful songwriters. We know she will bring a new level of energy and excitement to the show.”

“We had originally intended for AMERICAN IDOL to have four judges,” said executive producer Cecile Frot-Coutaz. “We’ve seen from our international series that having a fourth judge creates a dynamic that benefits both the contestants and the viewers.”

whatever…this is only cause Paula is outta her DAMN MIND … and is on her way OUT ! ! ! !! ! !! !

Happy Birthday Sean … I know any woman would give up a left leg for a ‘bounce ….

Lindsay isnt a lesbian, she’s dating a dude

wait wait wait … thats still Samantha…..nevermind

where is PHELPS AT??!?!!?

oh yeah … he’s doing this chick and doesnt want his junk to burn off from Lohan ….

Shrek is making an appearance for Donald Trump … no she’s not carrying rocks for the new Dubai Hotel .. she’s looking for a job…

And the next catwoman is … WHAT?!?!!? awwwwh hell no!!!!!

The Hills make some cash!

damn … really… im in the wrong biz … i need to be useless on TV … thats where it pays!

Lauren Conrad: $75,00 per episode ($1.4 million for Season Four)
Heidi Montag: $65,000 per episode ($1.25 million per year)
Spencer Pratt: $65,000 per episode ($1.25 million per year)
Audrina: $35,000 per episode ($665,000 per year)
Whitney: $20,000 per episode ($380,000 per year)
Brody: $10,000 per episode ($190,000 per year)
Lauren “Lo”: $10,000 per episode ($190,00 for Season Four)
Stephanie: $8,000 per episode ($152,000 for Season Four)

Thats a still from Heidi “nothing between the ears” Montag’s music video … doing what she does best

Really … what the hell is this about … really … i bet Mr Lohan would beat that ass!

Bootleg Britney Spears Footage

If you want some fancy new whore horse hair, Paris Hilton has just what you need

Sad Face … the Olympics are over…

Wanna join Miley at Disneyland … do you have $250???

Nope … then you get nothing … like that Soup dude from Seinfeld …. NO MILEY FOR YOU!

• for rizzo!

Wanna play an Amy Winehouse “Escape from Rehab” game?

click the pic and spend the next couple hours at work breaking “Crackhouse” outta rehab!

90210 for 24 hours!!!!!!!!!

September 1st, that Monday, Labor Day, SoapNET is doing a marathon, here is what they’re playing…

12AM Episode #1991-Pilot A - “Pilot-Part 1/The Class of Beverly Hills” Twins Brenda and Brandon Walsh move to Beverly Hills, where they start school at West Beverly and go to their first party. (Season 1)

1AM Episode #1991-Pilot B - “Pilot-Part 2/The Class of Beverly Hills” Brenda’s romance with an older man causes problems at home and at school. (Season 1)

2AM Episode #1991-006 “Perfect Mom” — As they prepare for the mother-daughter fashion show, Brenda’s jealous of Kelly’s glamorous mom, unaware of all the issues she’s hiding. (Season 1)

3AM Episode #1991-009 “Isn’t It Romantic?” — Brenda and Dylan’s first date is met with disapproval by her father. (Season 1)

4AM Episode #1991-012 “Slumber Party” — Secrets are exposed and emotions run high during Brenda’s girls-only slumber party. (Season 1)

5AM Episode #1991-021 “Spring Dance” — At the big spring dance, Kelly brings Brandon and is crowned Queen; Brenda leaves with Dylan and sleeps with him for the first time; Steve takes Donna, but it doesn’t go well. (Season 1)

6AM Episode #1992-022 “Beach Blanket Brandon” Brenda’s so freaked out about her pregnancy scare, she breaks up with Dylan. (Season 2)

7AM Episode #1992-034 “Halloween” — Donna and Brenda support Kelly when she’s the victim of unwanted advances at a Halloween party. (Season 2)

8AM Episode #1992-047 “Things to Do on a Rainy Day” Donna goes to see her pop idols, Color Me Badd, but finds out her mother is cheating in the process. (Season 2)

9AM Episode #1992-048 “Mexican Stand-off” — Brenda and Dylan sneak off to Baja, but then can’t get back into the country; Kelly gets close with Jake, much to Steve’s chagrin. (Season 2)

10AM Episode #1992-049 “Wedding Bell Blues” — The Walshes are furious when they realize Brenda lied and ran off to Mexico with Dylan, especially Jim, who forbids her from seeing him. Kelly’s pleasantly surprised when Jake shows up at Jackie and Mel’s wedding. (Season 2)

11AM Episode #1993-052 “Too Little Too Late / Paris 75001″ — Brenda and Donna have trouble adjusting to Parisian culture. Kelly and Dylan bond in Brenda’s absence. (Season 3)

12PM Episode #1993-054 “Shooting Star / American in Paris” — Even after David catches them kissing, Dylan and Kelly end up spending a romantic night on the beach together; meanwhile, in Paris, Brenda pretends she’s French when she meets a handsome American student (Dean Cain). (Season 3)

1PM Episode #1993-061 “Destiny Rides Again” — David pressures Donna about her choice to remain abstinent; Brenda is shocked to run into Rick in L.A.; Brenda and Dylan break up when they disagree about the SATs, and Dylan admits to a summer fling, but doesn’t reveal with whom; Dylan immediately asks Kelly out. (Season 3)

2PM Episode #1993-062 - “Rebel with a Cause” — Kelly and Brenda get into a fight when Brenda (on a date with Rick) runs into Kelly out on a date with Dylan. (Season 3)

3PM Episode #1993-068 “Back in the Highlife Again” - Dylan tells Kelly that he chooses her over Brenda, and they kiss in the pool. They then break the news to Brenda and she takes it badly. (Season 3)

4PM Episode #1993-076 “A Night to Remember” When Donna gets drunk at a prom party, her friends try unsuccessfully to hide it from Mrs. Teasley. (Season 3)

5PM Episode #1993-077 “Something in the Air” As Donna faces the school board, her friends organize a march to protest her not being allowed to graduate with them. (Season 3)

6PM Episode #1993-078A “Commencement Part 1″ — As they prepare to graduate, the gang reminisces and participates in the year-end rituals at school. (Season 3)

7PM Episode #1993-078B “Commencement Part 2″ The gang graduate from West Beverly and leave their mark on the Hollywood sign. (Season 3)

8PM Episode #1994-081 “The Little Fish” The gang starts to adjust to college life except for Brenda and Dylan, who have both given up on school for now and spend some quality time together. (Season 4)

9PM Episode #1994-106 “Acting Out” Kelly and Brenda compete for the same role in a play. (Season 4)

10PM Episode #1994-109A - “Mr. Walsh Goes to Washington Part 1″ Kelly admits her feelings for Brandon to Andrea; Brenda gets an offer to study acting in London (Season 4)

11PM Episode #1994-109B - “Mr. Walsh Goes to Washington Part 2″ - Kelly surprises Brandon in Washington; Donna catches David cheating; Brenda shares a special goodbye with Dylan before heading to London. (Season 4)

Lindsay bringing back “The Side Boob” to nail Mista Phelps!

Ricky Martin is having twins, without even touching a girl, gotta love science…

One of them is hooking up with Tila Tequila, the other one is a Kardashian

Semel showed up in the party town without new girlfriend Tila Tequila and started the night at Sushi Samba in the Palazzo with Kourtney Kardashian. “They were filming their dinner for ‘Keeping Up With the Kardashians’ ” our spy said. Later, Kardashian called it a night and Semel went out to Pure at Caesars with Vegas showman Jeff Beacher - and proceeded to “go nuts,” a spy said. “Courtenay got so drunk she was falling down. Security asked her to leave, but she refused.” Semel finally left, but on her way out there was an altercation with a security guard. “She was arrested and spent the night in jail,” a Semel pal confirmed. “And she lost her phone.”

I know why Rihanna is dating Chris Brown, he’s got all that “gum” money!

Patricia says:
“I’m a professional Business Manager, I have a staff of more than a dozen, I have worked for many high profile actors, musicians and multi-million dollar corporations. Why would I steal from Rihanna?”

“I showed her all the paperwork and tried to explain to her the circumstances but she wouldn’t listen. She called me all sorts of horrible names and stormed off. I now feel compelled to share with the world the background story as I will not allow my name to be slandered”

According to Patricia, Marc Jordan, who is Rihanna’s manager, has been mismanaging the star’s funds. “Def Jam doesn’t fund Rihanna properly, so Marc uses the money Rihanna makes from third-party endorsements and from tours to fund her album and music videos,” Patricia explains.

“I don’t want to disrespect Marc’s name. He is a fantastic manager and genuinely believes in Rihanna. But he uses her money to fund her future projects because he believes he can break her in the world-market. Her album sales are not nearly as close to her single sales and he knows that if she is only known as a ’singles artist’ she will only be as good as her last hit. Unfortunately, he didn’t inform his client and I’m receiving the brunt of it….”

Obama is kind of like a Celebrity…sure…i’ll buy that…but arent most Presidents?

THE FIRST THING WRONG WITH THIS…..”BE SMART” …. THE PICKED THE WRONG GIRL!!!!!!

also, anyone else think she’s looks hella plastic and pretty much like a life size blow up doll?

I LOVE RACHEAL MCADAMS … BUT RYAN IS KINDA SUCKY

still…glad she’s getting some

NYSNC coming back … maybe…but Justin isnt down

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO …. where is she going?!?!!?!!?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Thank God … the shows ratings are down … please tell me its going to be canceled!!!!

It seems America has fallen out of love with The Hills. Ratings for MTV’s faux “reality” series took a nosedive with the show’s fourth Season Premiere Monday night. Nielsen ratings for The Hills were down 9% in its key 12-to-34 demographic (2.1 million) and down 5% among total viewers (3.5 million) in comparison to the show’s third Season Premiere just a year ago.

Also, on the Hills front ….

Heidi’s a virgin … and i’m Black.

“Best Job Ever … for reals”

Still Alive … good job

BIRTHDAY SHOUTS ! ! !! !

Usain Bolt (22)
Hayden Panettiere (19)
Paris Bennett (20)
Chantelle Houghton (25)
Kelis (29)
Kimberly Stewart (29)
Alicia Witt (33)
Amy Fisher (34)
Carrie-Ann Moss (41)
Jeff Stryker (46)
Kim Cattrall (52)
Loretta Devine (59)
Patty McCormack (63)
Peter Weir (64)
Kenny Rogers (70)

Sharon Stone is a Cougar …. dating some dude half her age… YOU GO GIRL!

Weather Man gone wrong!

Audrina going for the gold … God Bless America

…..who’s on drugs?!?

Doing a song together … can Justin save Britney?!?!

Tom Green must have a horse ****

i’m just saying…he’s getting some good booty considering he’s broke and … Tom Green

Charles Barkley is kind of a wuss, everyone was talking about his “bombing a Patron bottle” (bombing = slamming, chugging, drinking, consuming)

well for starters, he shares it with the fans, fans are nasty, you dont want to drink the bottle after them, and what the hell .. only the bottom of the bottle?!!?

Mr Barkley … I call shenanigans … man up, little girl.

I HATE talking about this girl …

BUT

when she says she’s persecuted like Jesus …

“I don’t even want to talk about that,” Montag says. “There were rumors about a sex tape, but I had nothing to do with that. God knows the truth in all of this, and at the end of the day, that is the only thing that matters. Jesus was persecuted, and I’m going to get persecuted, ya know?”

god … someone push her off a cliff… take Spencer also … thanks!

JT doing something sexy with … colonge … clothes?

can you tell which one Jonas brother is gay?

neither could I ….

my guess … the one rocking the scarf

What the hell is that crap in her hair?

The caption should be “FAIL”

Lily Allen pulls a “Winehouse” and tried punching a heckler….good job girl….throw ‘dem bows!

J Lo is an idiot …

Lopez, who appeared on “Good Morning America” Aug. 18 to discuss her preparations for the Malibu Triathlon, was overheard saying after the segment that she “couldn’t understand why everyone is talking about that swimmer,” according to a GMA source. “She couldn’t come up with (eight-time gold-medal winner Michael) Phelps’ name, and then she yammered on about how she was the one training for a triathlon just six months after giving birth, and how that was the big story right now, not ‘the swimmer.’ ”

Someone tell Marc Anthony to man up and handle his mess of a wife…talking bad about Mr Phelps….what a hole.

NOOOOOOOOOOOO …. sources are saying she’s got her claws in him again!

RUN OWEN!!!!!!

Don Vita Teese is selling “Wonderbra’s” now …

My boobs are small …but I would totally buy anything she sells…who WANTS A WONDERBRA!!!!!

We LOVE the Mike and Juliet show on Fox around 9am, omfg this show is a trainwreck, Juliet is smoking hot and Mike is a total “Anchorman” ….

but this clip is something The Soup found, which i think ALL of you should watch…

Did this dude get naked and mess up the Harry Potter movies!?!!

thats what the word is … the are moving around the date so it doesnt mess up the Potter movies.

Phil Collins is worth 100 MILLION BUCKS?!?!!?!?!

and he’s giving his wife 50 … snaps … thats the biggest divorce settlement in Britain.

please no, don’t do Playboy, please, please!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DAMN

mad birthdays today

John Stamos (45)
Romeo (19)
Erika Christensen (26)
Jennifer Morrison (29)
Stephen Carr (32)
Tracie Thoms (33)
Fat Joe (38)
Matthew Perry (39)
Nate Dogg (39)
LeAnn Womack (42)
Kevin Dillon (43)
Kyra Sedgwick (43)
Adam Arkin (52)
Peter Gallagher (53)
Jonathan Frakes (56)
Tipper Gore (60)
Gerald McRaney (60)
Bill Clinton (62)
Jill St. John (68)

Star of “The Office” and “Pineapple Express” has his hands full of bubba, his prison cell mate of problems …

Upon searching his vehicle, a cornucopia of drugs including meth and ecstasy were found. According to TMZ, the DA has charged Craig with possession and being under the influence of cocaine, amphetamines and cannabinoids.

damn dude … get off the PIPE!

Ever seen someone melt?

hrmm…something seems outta place…but I cant put my finger on it?!?!

Angelina Jolie vs Roseanna Barr

“Your evil spawn Angelina Jolie and her vacuous hubby Brad Pitt make about $40 million a year in violent, psychopathic movies and give away three of it to starving children, trying to look as if they give a crap about humanity as they spit out more dunces that will consume more than their fair share and wreck the earth even more.”

“Miss Jolie says she likes [John] McCain too and hasn’t decided who to endorse….huh?” Roseanne writes. “Aren’t you supposed to be somewhat enlightened, or do you not know that the African daughter you hold in every picture had parents who suffered and died because of the Republican party’s worldwide economic assault on Africa over the last few decades since Reagan?”

She claims that Jolie’s “Thai and Vietnamese sons” are also “victims of America’s right-wing military incursions too.”

should be a good “battle of the blogs”

Get our TV tested before 10pm tonight, otherwise who knows what it might catch watching The Hills….

Speaking of melting … Amy Winehouse back on the stage…

American Pie star Jason biggs gets a kick out of wearing boxer shorts his wife’s ex used to wear.

The actor, who wed Jenny Mollen in April (08), admits he found the briefs lying around one day and decided to try them on for size - and now he has claimed them.

He tells Playboy magazine, “She saw me wearing them, and she was like, `You know, those are Drew’s.’ I don’t care. He broke them in, and they fit me perfectly.

“I wore them on our honeymoon.”

eww…thats just gross…dude…bro code… throw away the boxers , ya pie loving weirdo!

Phelps + Lindsay Lohan = Guppy Love

if anyone can bring her back from the “other side” … its a Olympic Gold Medal winner!!!!

This is just gonna get weird isnt it….

The girl in the above pics is Courtenay Semel, i guess she’s got “YaHoo” money or something … anyways … she dated Linds and now is dating Tila …. sounds fun right, well Courtenay is talking about drugs and lesbian love …

“From the start Lindsay was very confused about her feelings for Courtenay so did more and more drugs to stifle the sexual attraction she was experiencing,” Courtenay’s friend (Courtenay) says.

“But eventually she just gave in and at every party they’d kiss and touch each other in the corner. It’s a miracle nobody found out.”

“Both of them would do lines of cocaine in the toilets then head home and fall into bed together.”

hot … drugs off a toilet

iPod Love

BARACK OBAMA
1. Ready or Not Fugees
2. What’s Going On Marvin Gaye
3. I’m On Fire Bruce Spingsteen
4. Gimme Shelter Rolling Stones
5. Sinnerman Nina Simone
6. Touch the Sky Kanye West
7. You’d Be So Easy to Love Frank Sinatra
8. Think Aretha Franklin
9. City of Blinding Lights U2
10. Yes We Can will.i.am

JOHN McCAIN
1. Dancing Queen ABBA
2. Blue Bayou Roy Orbison
3. Take a Chance On Me ABBA
4. If We MakeIt Through December Merle Haggard
5. As Time Goes By Dooley Wilson
6. Good Vibrations The Beach Boys
7. What A Wonderful World Louis Armstrong
8. I’ve Got You Under My Skin Frank Sinatra
9. Sweet Caroline Neil Diamond
10. Smoke Gets In Your Eyes The Platters

sounds like a bunch of crap … no “Bay” stuff…no 40 … no short… thats some BULL!

I guess her parents dont like the whole “kissing girls” thing …

“I hate the song. It clearly promotes homosexuality and its message is shameful and disgusting.
Katy knows how I feel. We are a very outspoken family and she knows how disappointed her father and I are. I can’t even listen to that song. The first time I heard it I was in total shock. When it comes on the radio I bow my head and pray.”

Kim has found her true calling … crawling all over a stage dressed as a clown

Good Job Mamma Spears…bring out the twins!

I hope her career comes back … love me some Mamma Spears!

Officially … Morpheus is back on TV … I mean … CSI?!?!

J-Lo’s workout video on GMA … she’s back on the “grind” and wants to run a marathon … good luck ya sexy mammacita!

The Jonas Bros in Washington

Yup … still got’cha talents!

damn … im kinda mean

…happy birthday B … almost .. here is a pic of your “mans” broad …

Doug Benson is a funny dude … check him out all this weekend @ Tommy T’s ….

If you come out to the Sunday Night show, i’ll be doing some standup

guestlist open for Dougie and I avail … email me here

MARCUS@MOVIN997.com

now onto the dirt ….

Is Lindsay back on the wang?!?

Sarah Silverman not taking back Jimmy…despite the fact that the inter-webs are saying he’s going on “swingers” on her, calling and texting and emailing begging for her to come back

good luck bro … she’s a catch and not catching you NO MORE

So … I guess this didnt happen actually….

she sold the story…wait for it … MONEY …. wow … who would of thunk it?

Ol Crazy lady is taking her man back, even after she was about to file a “restraining order” against the dude…. I guess he’s gotta big BLEEEEEEEEEEP …. i meant bank account

Donald “my hair has its own website” Trump is doing his part to help people out during the hard times, he’s buying Ed MacMahon’s house and letting him live in it for free … thats so sweet!

I bet these people will end up on our “Love Trap”

Meet my future ex-wife’s latest boyfriend

And if you come out to the event this weekend , you’ll here me tell this joke

Cindy McCain is in the news, she has carpul tunnel in her hand …. well so would you if your job was to jerk off the dead!

ZING!!!!!!

hahahah

cya on monday!

peace!

really, some hicks from Georgia found it and … not the 1,000 folks at Discovery Channel?!?

hrmm…. the press release says, “The press conference will not be open to the public. It will only be open to credentialed members of the press.”

believe it or not, im a credentialed member of the press …hahahahaha…can someone give me a ride?

thats the “Chupracoooobra?!?”

hrmmm…….It looks like a deformed pit…hrmmm…?!?!?!!

This is a dude … I know … doesn’t she/he look like Tyra!!!!

here is the story .. GF in car with Shia, Adrian dumps GF, GF seen with Shia again, Adrian with Model in Hawaii

you go boy!

SOMEONE SAVE THESE KIDS ! ! ! ! !!

someone tell her about “fruit & vegetables” PLEASE!!!!!!!!!

I’m kinda scared….not the most flattering pic of Mrs Obama

C’mon … really… i know Dina Lohan is a total nut job …. but fakes @ 14?!?!

hrmmm

i dunno … Linds, or love-monkey, claims thats its totally false, fake, not true.

but Linds back in the day got her’s done….. so who knows…or cares… what the hell kinda news is this??!?

This is Miley’s brother … I guess he’s “punk rock”

Bill Bellamy in studio this morning, check him out @ Cobbs ALL WEEKEND!!!!

www.cobbscomedyclub.com

My girl Anna K … check her out here on Yelp.Com @ annak.yelp.com

she sends me funny stuff…here is the stuff today

and by “silly” … I mean the best thing EVER!!!!

In Britney News…her mom is finally pushing the “Book” about raising screwed-up, un-balanced children …

The highly anticipated book by Britney Spears’ mother is set to hit store shelves next month.

Lynne Spears’ Through the Storm: A Real Story of Fame and Family in a Tabloid World, a memoir about her “backseat role in Britney’s path to fame,” will go on sale on Sept. 16.

According to the publisher Thomas Nelson — a publisher of inspirational books and Bibles — the book will take readers “beyond the reach of the paparazzi and outside the narrow orbit of the Hollywood glitterati to share the inside story of the Spears family-as only a mother can tell it.” Topics she discusses include:
- Her regret in abdicating parental authority to managers, agents and record companies
- Her response to Jamie Lynn’s teen pregnancy
- The startling events that led to Britney’s meltdown and Lynne’s showdown with manager Sam Lufti

Speaking of that, Sam Lufti is writing a “tell-all” about Britney … should be fun since he was there for the “breakdown” and the “drug parties”

Should be a great read and i’m assuming it will be a Lifetime Movie of the Week….

Here is the Promo for the VMA’s … can’t wait!!!!

True … or False?!?

Clooney … not into the fatties

Alexa says, “he’s fat free” …..hahahaha for being a non-jew .. she’s funny.

Paris and Benji … dunzo … she’s hooking up with nerd supreme MySpace CEO, Chris DeWolfe …

hope he’s got medical … cause he’s gonna need some shots

The Man Trannys are doing a song with …………………….

r kelly?!?

aren’t they too old for him?!?!

If you wanna hear the song, you can DL (thats Down Load ) the mp3

here

I would the bikini pics of Selena Gomez … but my Parole Officer advised me not to post them …

Tomb Raider might suck without Angelina Jolie … but this chicks got some “smarts” that should make the new film OK

Madonna …. broke/sprained her ankle … so it will cause some issues with her 150th 50th Birthday Party…

if you wanna check out her show .. her are the updated tour dates

August 23 Cardiff @ Millennium Stadium
August 26 Nice @ Stade Charles Ehrmann
August 28 Berlin @ Olympic Stadium
September 2 Amsterdam @ Arena
September 4 Dusseldorf @ LTU Arena
September 6 Rome @ Olympic Stadium
September 9 Frankfurt @ Commerzbank Arena
September 11 London @ Wembley Stadium
September 20 Paris @ Stade de France
October 3 E. Rutherford @ Izod Center
October 6 New York City @ Madison Square Garden
October 7 New York City @ Madison Square Garden
October 15 Boston @ TD BankNorth Garden
October 18 Toronto @ Air Canada Centre
October 22 Montreal @ Bell Centre
October 26 Chicago @ United Center
October 30 Vancouver @ BC Place Stadium
November 1 Oakland @ Oracle Arena
November 4 San Diego @ Petco Park
November 6 Los Angeles @ Dodger Stadium
November 8 Las Vegas @ MGM Grand Garden Arena
November 11 Denver @ Pepsi Center
November 16 Houston @ Minute Maid Park
November 19 Philadelphia @ Wachovia Center
November 22 Atlantic City @ Boardwalk Hall
November 24 Atlanta @ Philips Arena
November 26 Miami @ Dolphin Stadium

Word …

Both the canidates are trying to get Angelina Jolies vote … but is she even allowed to vote in America??

who knows …but Obama and McCain are wanting her love … and money … and such’n such….

Denise Richards …. WILL NOT BE ON “DANCING WITH THE STARS” … thank God … my prayers are answered!

Good … glad she’s crying … she’s broken up more homes then Country Wide

hahaha

if this is true … i’ll read it…

OK …. so the inter-webs are buzzing about this dude…

Supposedly … he went all “OJ” on his ex…..

hrmm… i guess we’ll have to update ya about this tomorrow…

GET OVER IT…crazy bird!

James Franco seems like a cool dude….and he is even cooler because he spent some time on the streets

The actor played a homeless drug addict in Robert De Niro movie City By The Sea and decided to live rough to prepare for the vagrant role.

And Franco admits it wasn’t that tough: “I stayed a whole weekend on the street, we panhandled, we made a sign.

“We made at least $20 in half an hour, so, if you’re ever out of work… make a sign - `Homeless, Please Help’.”

I guess bringing back really old and outdated TV shows is easier then writing new ones….

sad face

I guess the Paniterre (spealing) family is OK …

This picture was taken the morning after he smacked her in the eye…hrmm….. can you say “The New Lohans!”

Why is everyone hating on Tropic Thunder?!?!

groups are outraged at the word “retard” … I guess that use it a lot …. dont be mad about the Black Face..but the word “retard”….

don’t they know … protests=big box office

This week is President Bush …

Is this movie cursed…?!?!

I hope not … that would totally suck more then it already has…

He’s a good actor…and now he’s filled out …

doesn’t he look like Scott Sapp from Creed!?!?

Rick Rolling Barack Obama….funny video…check it out!!!

is Jamie Foxxx a racist?

nope…..just a rental

if you wanted to get a jump on the NKOTB trainwreck, here is the track listing and “supposed” album cover

1. Click Click Click
2. Single (with Ne-Yo)
3. Big Girl Now (featuring Lady Gaga)
4. Summertime
5. 2 In The Morning
6. Grown Man (featuring Pussycat Dolls and Teddy Riley)
7. Dirty Dancing
8. Sexify My Love
9. Twisted
10. Full Service (featuring New Edition)
11. Lights, Camera, Action
12. Put It on My Tab (featuring Akon)
13. Stare at You

Glad to see The Man’Trannys got some work…Ne-Yo must be paying off a “community service” and … akon … he does anything for cash.

Jessica Simpson also has her tracklisting for her count’ree album…but no one cares….but the songs are hella redneck.

hahaha

The last 2 minutes of fame always seem the longest…someone please tell them that washing a car worth 100k at a car wash meant for hondas isn’t the best idea…trust me … i gotta honda…and i dont want my junk scratched up …

hahahaa

Latest Entourage Trailer … looks DOPE!!!!!!

I want to go on record that if someone ran a “Wonder Years” marathon I would totally watch it front to back, but I’ve also heard that they cant get the music licensed (all that old KFRC stuff) …. so it wont end up on DVD … sucks…

Winnie writing books?!!

Coooooool deal … i’ll read it.

hahaha

Biggest Wednesday in August … 12.15 million bucks … good job stoners

I guess being Rob Schneider is kinda cool

Actually this dude is a cool guy, when i was like 12 or 13 at a comic book/baseball card convention downtown we ran into Rob and he actually bought us some comics we couldnt afford…so i give him props on being a good dude… and pulling some nice international love

Tom “Baltazar’s Man Crush” Brady was on Esquire doing what he does …

Madonna’s brother is now a blogger… thats nice

im not even gonna link it … so stupid

Kelly Ripa = My New Love

she’s got a nice lil ankle tat…thats kinda hot

Lethal Weapon 5?!?

thats the rumor…

My vote is on this not happening …. but who really knows in Hollywood … people got bills to pay.

how does an ass kicking end up giving you hemorrhoids?!?

[the woman] alleges Victoria Osteen threw her against a bathroom door and elbowed her in the left breast … According to court documents, [the woman] says that she suffers from anxiety and hemorrhoids because of the incident involving Victoria Osteen and said her faith was affected.

“Not Family Friendly”

hahahahahahahaha and hahahahahahahahaha

funny … they think Kim Kardashian is family friendly … PLEASE … SOMEONE BUY AIRTIME TO SELL HER SEX TAPE…how funny would that be…hahahaha

More on the Lo’real faking the funk…

If you wanna hit me up HOLLA AT ME

MARCUS@MOVIN997.COM

you can click it….yeah…go ahead and click it … you know you want to

Heidi Klum is the latest in the series of “Super Models Topless on Big Boats”

Cindy Crawford was yesterday, Kate Moss was Monday and today it was Heidi Klum …

life is great …. with a 15,000 long distance high res camera =]

please have it be someone from Victoria’s Secret!

and no … I can’t post the pics…but i can post this one

In the new movie starring ‘ol Tommy Cruise called “Tropic Thunder” , well I guess starring is the wrong word, since he has a cameo as a ‘head of a studio’, anyways … whatever … It’s only because Tommy swears up a storm and its actually being reported that he ’steals the show’ in the scene he’s in.

Should be a good show, can’t wait to check it out

just because it makes me happy

So…I guess at a Lil Kim party, someone died. Yeah that sucks, but if you’re at a Lil Kim party what else do you expect?

“Love Letters of Great Men” , the book wasn’t a real book, but now it’s gonna happen.

UK Publisher Pan Macmillan is putting together a “collection of some of the most romantic letters ever written” based on the popular SATC work.

“As a result of the film, bookshops were inundated with customer requests for the book that didn’t actually exist,” says a Pan Macmillan rep.

“But all of the letters referenced were real, so we decided to create the book.”

It’s take your kid to Wal-Mart Day…..awwwwh….how Spears!

My blog isnt just Hollywood trash, we actually do some stuff that is good for the chilt’lens

Love this technique for recycling crayons-stumps: melt ‘em down, swirl ‘em around, roll ‘em out, and stamp shapes out of them with cookie cutters

Best Postcards Ever!

Linds…

Jessica…

hahahahahahaa

thats some good stuff

…wouldnt this be nice?

90210: Locked Up

I didn’t think Woody liked girls that arent in his immediate family…

THIS IS NOT SAFE FOR WORK….BUT SUPER FUNNY

I’m not a “Lost” fan, and you shouldn’t be also, but this is just a funny pic that I wanted to share…

P!NK might be crazy … this is the video from her “breakdown” after the Corey Hart divorce?!?

The songs called, “So What” …. make your own joke

HAHAHAHA

Mario Brothers … good times

Mamma Spelling is writing a tell all book……okaaaaay……who would read this crap?!?

Alexa and I were talking about this yesterday….isnt Beyonce black?!?

Anderson Cooper is still taking shots at Dina Lohan … this time he claims that she coulndt of seen the show, since she was coming back from the clubs at that time…

hahahha… you get’em Silver Fox!

Kinda funny watching him handle “the snake”

And … here is an updated bikini pic … I guess she changed suits … thats nice