is this what “plus” size is … cause … she’s skinny … not amy crackhouse skinny …but where is the meat … America’s Next Top Model is a sham … really … plus size?!?!?!

I wonder why this show is tanking in the ratings and should be taken out like Eight Belles!

speaking of twins … here is Christina “MILF” Aguilera was taking her ladies for a walk in NYC…

Ex Idol Kellie Pickler is coming out all sexxxy in the latest edition of “Nashville Scene” …

Normally, I dont do sports news … but this is just hella funny … this is not another Tom Brady / Balty man crush posts .. this involves girls

Well it worked … and the spurs lost and Tony missed a bunch of free throws…hahahaha good times!

On a personal note … girls in cages are always fun … PETA is kind of a terrorist organization because they get all hyphy on folks …but these girls are caged for a cause … dont know what that is .. but here is a funny pic

Grand Theft Auto IV … best game ever made … broke 3 … COUNT THEM 3 … GUINNESS BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS

-Biggest Entertainment Release of All-Time

-Highest Grossing Video Game in 24 Hours

-Highest Revenue Generated by an Entertainment Product in 24 Hours

Respect the nerd … that’s all im saying.

Barbara Walters loves the BEEEEEEEEEEEP!

here is a lil list of her conquests

A new list of the 10 Unmanliest drinks have come out … how funny is it that Baltazar drinks 2 of the top 5

Michelob Ultra #3

Any drink with Diet Coke #2

If you want to check out the rest … get’cha click on HERE

Also, for all you MOMS out there … a new AOL survey says 1 outta 3 of you get down on the side … my next bar night with the guys is going to be a book club

Got Scandal?

90210 is back … here’s the leaked promo picture

Britney crashes car … again …. not really news but its nice that California will let anyone … i mean ANYONE drive a freaking car!

This is the only reason that gets me outta the bed and blogging this early…

IS HAYDEN PANETTIERE A LESBIAN?!?!?

“That’s fine with me. If I’m going to be linked with someone, I could do an affair with Angelina Jolie, Jessica Alba or Charlize Theron. And Kate Beckinsale is gorgeous. There are so many beautiful girls.”

-Hayden Panettiere talks about her love for the ladies in Hollywood

Megan Fox was snapp’ed topless while filming a movie over the weekend… wont post those … check the “Google” for that =]

I got $5 on him being replaced within the year … if he even makes it to the show he’s got 1 year. Funny is funny and he’s not funny

Worst Hat Ever goes to …

Imagine if they have video of the birds trying to grab that hideous thing in her hat … hahhahaha

For some reason I really like Janice “Jaguar to the MAX” Dickinson … she’s not got Miley’s back … or maybe she just wants folks to take her picture

Who knew that the “juice”was back in style on TV … glad to see that NBC loves them some ‘roided out weirdos tossing nerfs at each other … good times!

I love Britney Spears … and I REALLLLLLY hope she does another HIMYM “How I Met Your Mother” for those who don’t get acronyms.

Happy Birthday to the oldest funny lady alive … Bea Aurthur’s pushing a hot 85 today!

Just to use the quote again … “YOU GOT KNOCKED THE F****D OUT …HAHAHAHA”

Gotta love the spears girls

Jamie pumping gas on her way to a stripclub church in Lousianna.

If your daughter wears this to prom… you failed as a parent

If she also wears this and gets arrested … you should have “FAIL” tattooed on your forehead

What ever you say … it won’t be the same…even if Donna and that other blonde girl get officially signed up

Wanna hear a broadcaster drop an “F-Bomb” … click the pic!

Not a lot of gossip to drop on ya today … but if you read this you get all the exslusive dirt that you wont get anywhere else … i’ve broken many many stories here and trust me .. with the summer heat i’ll bring ya even more!

here are the pics from the weekend.. thanks!

tell me she’s not pregnant….look at the evidence!

Also the internet is buzzing about the rumor that she is getting married next week … if that happens you know who told you first!

Madonna Tour Dates!

The price to see Madonna in action? Anywhere from $55-$350.

August 23 - Cardiff @ Millennium Stadium
August 26 - Nice @ Stade Charles Ehrmann
August 28 - Berlin @ Olympic Stadium
September 2 - Amsterdam @ Arena
September 4 - Dusseldorf @ LTU Arena
September 6 - Rome @ Olympic Stadium
September 9 - Frankfurt @ Commerzbank Arena
September 11 - London @ Wembley Stadium
September 20 - Paris @ Stade de France
October 3 - E. Rutherford @ Izod Center
October 6 - New York City @ Madison Square Garden
October 7 - New York City @ Madison Square Garden
October 15 - Boston @ TD BankNorth Garden
October 18 - Toronto @ Air Canada Centre
October 22 - Montreal @ Bell Centre
October 26 - Chicago @ United Center
October 30 - Vancouver @ BC Place Stadium
November 1 - Oakland @ Oracle Arena
November 4 - San Diego @ Petco Park
November 6 - Los Angeles @ Dodger Stadium
November 8 - Las Vegas @ MGM Grand Garden Arena
November 11 - Denver @ Pepsi Center
November 16 - Houston @ Minute Maid Park
November 19 - Philadelphia @ Wachovia Center
November 22 - Atlantic City @ Boardwalk Hall
November 24 - Atlanta @ Philips Arena
November 26 - Miami @ Dolphin Stadium

He just took North Carolina by 14 points and only lost Indiana by 23,000 or 2 points.

Even as I typed out the title above I realized that this is going to happen and I’m proud to be a part of it

Psychic Gary Spivey is about to be on the phones … check him out @ GarySpivey.Com

BIG SHOUTS OUT TO ALL THE NORTH BAY LISTENERS …. the phones have been blowing up today with the north bay checking in … gotta love our grape folks!

back to my Chunk ways … I gotta give it up for Jade Hernandez on The KTVU Morning News … she’s looks great even talking about dead folks!

I’ve promise only to make 5 more Indiana Jones films!!!

HAHAHAHAHA

When it comes to video games you know I hold it down … but I dont get down with the Wii … i think its … for your kids or your parents….but Steven Spielberg is reportedly creating a game for the Wii … hrmm…. the movie biz must suck really bad if the film giants are making video games!

I loved Mean Girls … but that still wont get me to watch Ugly Betty … they say Lindsay was a pleasure to work with … or was that pleasure to get work?

Also, here is the YouTube link for the leaked track called … bossy or something… who knows… her next album is going to be more urban with the likes of Snoop Dogg, Kanye and whoever else she slept with hired.

Seth McFarlane just cashed a big ass check for about 100 million bucks from Fox …they wanted to keep him that bad since Family Guy, American Dad and Clevland are doing big numbers in the Animation Dept area for Fox … congrats dude…now let a brother get a loan!

Just because its a Wednesday … lets give you a sneak peak of Madonna making out with other girls …. this is something she does on stage.. so look for it after she pugs a champagne bottle

Ace Young is in the house with us right now .. here’s a pic of Ace and Maria watching his new video with Maria

here is the linky link for his new video …hot stuff…check it out

Fugly is fugly … even in the dirty south!

Just for Baltamooore … here’s a Tom Brad pic with his branch twig girlfriend

Today is a good day , rumor is that “Anchorman” is going to have a sequel in the works, and works I mean some folks are sitting around a table smoking trees and writing jokes about broadcasting and womens rights….good times :]

Here is the first picture of Scarlett Johansson with her new bling-bling

It’s actually Teacher Appreciation day, but most of you are hungover from yesterdays “Hug a Span’yard Day”, some call it “Cinco De Mayo” also … so lets get with the trash talk!

This is what happens when child stars grow up and become fugly….

Best MOM of the WHAT?!?!?! awwwwwwh helllllllll no!

A Long Island civic organization from Jersey claims she is on the Best Moms from Jersey list … other Moms included, Spitzers Wife, Carmello Soprano and that lady who pushed her kids off the Niagra Falls.

Here are some pics from yesterday @ Pedro’s …

This is classy … Gulfstream-5 (about 30 million) and a bag of Wal Mart candy (knowing britney…30$) and some stained booty shorts with matching white platform shoes … class…all the way!

On her way to her underage sister’s baby shower down south!

WTF?!?

Want to prank our office ‘red stapler’ having folks …

enjoy … if you pull ANY of these off … send in pics!

thanks to the sugar folks on this one …bay area represent!!!!

Just For Maria Picture!

Nerd Power … 100 million bucks … respect the nerd or roll out!!!

Perez Hilton should be on the show soon … if you miss out @6:05 am, we’re replaying it @ 8:05am

just to get this rolling … here is a hot pic of her in a bikini filming a movie …

We change the channel a lot for the morning news…but when Darya Folsom pops out in for her news cast we all stand at attention … I don’t know where they stand in the morning show news ratings but she’s number 1 in our pants heart

Greg Proops is going to be at the Punchline San Francisco this weekend …

Darren Carter the Party Starter was in studio, check him out at Rooster T Feathers this weekend in Sunnyvale!

When TV … just gets really really bad…. but SO FUNNY!!!!

click the above picture to check out the scene on Youtube.com

NKOTB - New single called “Summertime” coming out May 13th … and if the bootleg hits the internet sooner, ya boy chunk will post it for SURE!

is Nick Cannon about to be the richest kid on the block via a divorce?

Mark Curry told us yesterday that he’s got money cause of his pops … but what if he’s really after Mariah’s money. I mean who wouldnt want a cut of 18 Number 1 singles

just saying …

if she did get married … she might have worn this!

here is a funny pic of a lil snuggly bear taking a chunk outta Kim Kardashaian … just good fun!

These girls are not homies anymore … JJ’s Blog claims that she was down in Orlando FL to promote an Olympic event or whatever…and was not asked to perform …

Songstress/Actress Miley Cyrus, 15-years-old, arrived in Orlando, FL, today to only find out Disney didn’t want her to be part of their big media event that she was scheduled to be part of this weekend. - JJ from JJ’s Blog… also where I jacked the pic from… so I gotta show some love!

For pigs in a blanket?

Hahahahahahahaha…cause I’m gonna put down a tray of them when I get home…

At least she has a towel on … a few months ago … she would of have been booty nekked!

So … Disney has been acting a fool about Miley … and the rumor mill says she’s been stashed away and all her apperances (besides getting caught at a Target shopping) have been cancelled. Disney thinks the pictures were racy…. so then why the hell do they try to sell lingere for girls?!?!?!?!

Gotta love the mouse

Mark Curry getting down to some “4-Minutes by Madonna”

Check out Mark Curry this weekend @ The San Jose Improv!!!!

We are going to give out more tickets for the show tomorrow on the show … so stay tuned!

Madonna was doing a show in NY … here is a pic of her taking down a bottle…like a pro!