What up? Two hours sleep and not letting up! George Michael was off the hook last night! It was the kind of show that had you excited about what song he was going to do next. My personal highlights were “I’m Your Man”, “Everything She wants”, “Kissing A Fool”. Oh what the hell except for two of his new songs, he was unbelievable. I was freakin singing every minute of the concert (my apologies to the couple sitting in front of me, Careless Whisper wasn’t exactly a whisper..LOL)

I’m going to have to apologize to everyone hwo emailed in the last 24 hours (over 100 emails) about the website to check your mates phone calls. I haven’t had the time to answer them and to be honest I’m very reluctant to give you the outright website because of the consequences. It is amazing how many people are leary of their partner’s infidelity. If you can’t trust them, get out!

I’m about to get out of this jammie right now and maybe play some golf. I say “maybe” because it is hot as hell outside. Muy caliente and hitting the pool sounds a tad better and cooler.

Shout outs to the crew from Great America along with Stephanie and the girls who sat next to us at the George Michael show! Have a great weekend!

BalTazer

Alright, today’s record amount of emails for the “cellphone records” website. I will not give you the direct website but through googling  you can find several of these services. I will add that it is not cheap and I don’t know if these sites are scams. I have not used any of these sites so you are on your own. There! I have adhered to Maria’s advice to not give the site away.

I’m so excited about George Michael tonight despite all the jokes this morning. I got a feeling I’m going to lose my voice tonight! LOL Full report tomorrow in la manana!!

Out buddy Tommy Davidson is in the house along with Sinbad and more shots at G-Lo tx to complete our Friday morning comedy fest! I’m off to Livermore with Maria for our office party with El Balazo at Doggy Dreams Pet Salon!

Peace

BalTazer

Hi! I hope you had a nice Wednesday. I’m at my crib in P-town chillin on the couch and wanted to catch up with you. Maria and I had a crazy couple of days traveling to So Cal and Disneyland. Here’s something you and I could agree on, other than Disneyland, living in northern California is a whole lot better than down in Lala land. I had the chance to visit my mom in Ontario and I’m telling you the traffic was horrendous! I thought I was stylin and profilin in my PT Cruiser rental car when all of a sudden I come up on a toll and realize that my “Fastrak” is back here in my personal car! I got that instant “oh Shiznet” feeling. Thirty minutes later, I finally get through the toll.  Good to catch up with my familia. My sister Carmen has been training to climb Mt. Whitney on July Fourth. Si esta Loca.lol.. No, no I’m actually very proud of her “go getter” mentality. Climbing Mt. Whitney is no joke, it is over 14,000 feet and it takes at least 17 hours to climb up and down. My body hurts just thinking of it. (maybe she is Loca..lol)

Right after I get done blogging I’m going to go look for that darn “toy of the day” for the Dash to the Disneyland Resort.  Maria has been doing my dirty work the last couple of days. Although today she told me to “go find it yourself” ( a hint of attitude) so I quickly reminded her of me picking her up and giving her a ride to work. Hello! I need a little help! Ms. Thing! Oh yeah, she was coming after me this morning..lol.. I guess a few days together will do that to you but please do not take it on me because I don’t remember every Morgan Freeman movie. He is in the new flick “Wanted” and all I said was (and honestly, it was kind of lame) does Morgan Freeman ever do a movie where he doesn’t play a cop? That was enough to get our friend Maria in a tizzy..Hello! can I get my head back? LOL I deserved it…LOL

I’m going for a jog with my girl (Kung Pau Shrimp girl, if you’re keeping score at home) so I gotta continue our little chat later. Tomorrow more G-Lo tx and a new Love Trap at 7:30! Have a good night!

BalTazer

Fun show today! who knew Maria’s nickname growing up was “baby legs” you learn something everyday. She still hasn’t opened up on the other nickname she didn’t care to bring up on the air. She is sitting right next to me, let me ask one last time….(waiting music) Oh and one for one last time she says, “I’m not telling you !” Ok! Let me get my head back…LOL

“Baltita” was my Spanish nickname growing up, now it’s “B” or “Baltey”. I prefer “Baltey”. My girl calls me “boo”. So weird, has this ever happened to you? I was texting her at the exact same time she was texting me. Must be E-S-P-N….LOL

I was getting a little backlash this morning off the air because I cared a little too much about the rumor that George Clooney dropped his latest girl because she decided to get a breast job.  I think it is fascinating to figure out what people’s dealbreakers in relationships are. I have to be honest, if whoever I’m serious with decided to get a breast job, it would not be my cup of tea. Comedian Christopher Titus has a whole routine about this subject. To quote him, “guys if your girl is getting a breast job, she is not doing it for you! It is for all the other guys!” He has a point, doesn’t he?

Gotta run, thanks for checking out the blog!

BalTazer

Alright I survived my first weekend with out our friend Al. You know Al Cohol..LOL I must say I did miss it going out to dinner and especially out in the golf course. (actually played about the same, no difference with or without) Now I must see some results on the weight scale!! I did “fall off the wagon” in the sweets department. Thank you Claim Jumpers where they have the monster size desserts like the huge Eclaire cookie that is, I swear, a foot long! I opted for the Brownie with chocolate syrup and ice cream (plus whipped cream) Ay Dios mio!

FYI, Gone Baby Gone is a great thriller with Casey Affleck. Watched it over the weekend and left me thinking of what I would of done in his situation.

Speaking of situation, the gas situation is getting ut of control. I mean $4.68 for unleaded and heading to $5 very quickly!  Ay Dios mio…

Let me thank all the peeps who came out to see me at the OSH in San Jose on Saturday! It was so nice to meet you Carmen, Kia, Cristina, James, Thomas, Daniel, Laura and Pablo. Just to name a few of the hardcores.

Stay tuned I have a new MySpace page coming soon!!!!! I’ll let you know the 411 later in the week!

And Oh! thanks for all the love on the NKOTB blog from last week. Remember there is hope for those of who seek rehabilitation from being a “frustrated boy band wannabe” LOL

BalTazer

Hi! This blog is short and simple. It is Friday! I got one foot out the door but first I must invite you to meet me at the OSH hardware store at 1130 Branham Lane in San Jose from 12-2 tomorrow afternoon. Contrary to popular belief (Maria) I will prove to you that I am a handyman! I may come across as a metrosexual only concerned about my hair (and you are not totally off..LOL) but I have owned a home and have had my share of handy jobs around the house. Still not believing me? Oh %$@#

Great week coming up on Monday with more NKOTB tx and a new Baltbuster. Marco in SJ sets up his girl Maria over a past run in with the law..LOL Have a great weekend!

BalTazer

What’s your pet peeve? You know that one thing that others do that drives you absolutely crazy. Since I have gotten off the show I’ve come up with a couple more that people have actually called me on (imagine that? I thought I was perfect..LOL) I had a friend tell me to stop chewing ice cubes (it was like scraping a chalkboard for him) the other one that I can’t stand is the people (mostly guys) who fart out loud and actually announce their indescretion as they do it. I was just telling Maria that talking about it on the air maybe could change people’s habits. Some people are not aware that they are driving us nuts with their bad habits!

Damn, I’m trying every angle to score some George Michael tickets.  Craigs list has a few left at still above market value. So I’m chillin before I pull the trigger. I bet Maria can’t wait to have this contest go away because every day I sing her a new George Michael song complete with bad dance moves..LOL

Tomorrow don’t be surprised if we surprise you with an old school NKOTB jam!! Plus more tickets and Perez Hilton at 6 and 8 a.m.

BalTazer

Ahh yeah (insert smiley face) we have NKOTB tickets! I’m a little more excited about it than Maria, ok.. a lot more excited..LOL Maria even called me out this morning that I’m a frustrated “boy band” wannabe. They say the first step to treatment is admitting you have a problem..so hear I am, my name is Baltazar and I have a problem..LOL Yes it is true I rocked the double hoops back in the day (ala Jordan Knight) I did the whole “overalls” look with the one shoulder and yes I still burst into a sudden “running man” dance. It is a day to day struggle being a frustrated “boy band” wannabe. One thing Maria said this morning that is dead wrong is that I was never into “O-Town”, please I do have certain standards that I must uphold. LOL

I have been telling you about losing the final 10 pounds and how I have cut out alcohol. I have to be honest, it is not the beer that I miss, its those damn nachos!!! Stay positive, stay positive, don’t give in. According to Gary Spivey, you have to manifest your dreams for them to come true. I will be ripped, I will be ripped. Ok my pants just ripped (no joke) LOL

FYI, Gary Spivey can be reached at GarySpivey.com or 1-800 827  G A R Y (4279)

Get your reading on an ddon’t forget he will be back for another psychic Wednesday on June 18th.

Have a great rest of the day! Talk to you in la manana!

BalTazer

Ahh finally the wait is they say  O-V-A-H-H-H! Sex and the City premiere tonight and I can’t wait to meet everyone (hopefully you) I was talking to Maria and I off the air on how the movie hype is so big that there maybe some disapointed fans this weekend. It is just too tough going from a half hour to a whole 2 1/2 hour movie. I actually have to miss the movie tonight because I’m flying to see my kids back east and my flight leaves at 9 p.m.

It is my final two days before I begin my “dry in June” campaign. No alcohol for a whole month. Nada, none, zilch. Why? Because I intend on losing my final 10 lbs and exercise alone is not doing it!Everyone from Maria Lopez to the trainers on the Biggest Loser say  to cut out the boozeand watch what happens!!! No cerveza! Oh gawd, the thought is making light headed..LOL

Have a nice weekend, I’m cutting the blog a little short because ,Psyeah it is Friday! and I have premiere to go to!! LOL

BalTazer

Eva Longoria working at Wendy’s inspired a fun conversation early this morning about fast food jobs. Maria was the drive thru diva at Wendy’s. I, to much of my dismay, failed to grab a fast food “gig”. I put my application in and no call back. I ended up in retail at the Vintage Faire Mall in Modesto. Chess King was my calling before I was “rocking” the microphone. Number one West coast sales on my first month of employment! My desire for a fast food job still lingers. I feel so imcomplete..LOL

Wow, comedian Christopher Titus’ divorce is ugly. You have to catch his act at Tommy T’s in Pleasanton. From Sex accidents to his “Ex from Hell” it makes for some laughs. speaking of Sex, Cynthia Nixon was a treat to talk to this morning (check podcast) apparently this movie will have plenty of dream sequences. Maria and I will have what could be your last opportunity to get in on the Sexclusive premiere tomorrow night. A premiere Maria and I can’t get an extra ticket for!!!!! Oh the price of fame..LOL

Talk to you manana!

 BalTazer