Zac is not doing Pirates 4 …. thank god … that would of killed that 4th installment for rizzo…

Madonna is just mean … using the kids for this … really?!?

SO … here is a pic that should make you go DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!

also, check out what Guy Ritchie upgraded to … niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice

PEOPLE …. in this economy …. use this as a resource

Things are getting ugly on Ugly Betty … pun TOTALLY INTENDED … snaps!

This is coming from Page Six, so it could be completely made up ….

One episode, titled “Granny Pants,” was about how Lohan, playing Betty’s high school nemesis, would “de-pants” Ferrera. But Ferrera exacts her revenge and pulls down Lohan’s pants instead. “Lindsay wasn’t wearing any underwear,” the source said.

But a Lohan pal fumed, “[BULLS**T]! Lindsay wears underwear all the time now. She was wearing a G-string. And it was America’s fault. They were rehearsing the scene and America wasn’t supposed to pull Lindsay’s pants down - but she did. Lindsay was so embarrassed, she started crying. America was mean to Lindsay. Lindsay didn’t do the last two episodes because America didn’t like her and got her kicked off.”

In the latest issue of Cookie Jada Pinkett Smith shares her parenting tips ….

Pinkett Smith insists “dinner together is sacred” and parents must learn to give their children their space: “(That) can teach them to be responsible for their own decisions and mistakes. Is it their room, or are they borrowing the space while they’re living in your house?If it’s theirs, then they should be able to do whatever they want with it. If it’s their clothes, they have the right to do whatever they want with those clothes. We have to give them some freedom to be who they are.”

And she’s very particular about what her kids drink: “I tell them, ‘You have three bottles of water a day, then drink what you want. I’m always like, ‘Listen, we’ve got to keep our bodies strong - we got too much stuff to do!’”

normally I HATE TALKING ABOUT THESE TWO DUMMYS … but i had to let you know

she just lost her clothing line @ Anchor Blue … why … cause she sucks

Linda Hogan still dating a kid … 1 year older then her son … CREEPY!

HAHAHAH … Beauty pageant folks are silly ….

ss Teen Louisiana, Lindsey Evans, 18, has lost her crown after being arrested for possession of marijuana and failing to pay a restaurant tab on Saturday.

The teen was with a group of friends who had dined at Posados Cafe in Bossier City. Their bill was $46.07.

A manager at the restaurant had no problems identifying the assailants, because the teen beauty queen had left her purse on the table.

To make matters even worse for Evans, when going through her handbag, cops found 2 grams of weed inside.

In a bold move, Evans returned to the restaurant to retrieve her belongings when police recognized her from her I.D.

Evans and her four friends were booked on theft charges, three on drug charges and two on drug paraphernalia charges.

HAHAHAHAHAH

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Rednecks can change

I know what im getting Mark Nieto for x-mas …. a wax figure of Carrie Underwood … can you tell the difference???

That’s MY GIRL !!!!!!

Twins … do these people know that in 20 years all these twins are going to be “ACTING A FOOOOOOL” in Hollywood!!!

DUB-TEE-EFF ???

Anyone care about Lost anymore?

here is a teaser trailer for the new season …

Who’s footing the bill to keep Governor Sarah Palin looking her best on the campaign trail?

The Republican National Committee has reportedly spent more than $150,000 to clothe the Governor of Alaska and her family since she was selected as John McCain’s running mate in the 2008 presidential election last August.

According to financial disclosure records, Palin has enjoyed shopping trips to Saks Fifth Avenue, where she purchased $49,425.74 in gear, and a Minneapolis Neiman Marcus location, where the RNC dropped $75,062.63 trip last month.

The Republican National Committee spent $4,716.49 on Palin’s hair and makeup in September.

This VIDEO isnt safe for work …. because McCain drops the C-Bomb … yes … C-Bomb

The Jerry McGuire kids all grown up … and not really that fugs compared to other kid stars … he turned 18 yesterday

Rihanna and JT shooting a new video …

Mazel Tov … they are having a baby!

Obama wins the election … if your 4 year old could vote .. but only by 2%

Man Shawls?!?! AWWWH HELL NO!!!

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This one’s going to be a short one because I am headed out of here to enjoy a “hot” time in the city and for once I mean the temperature. It’s supposed to hit 80 degrees in San Francisco…yee-hah! There is a patio with my name on it and a table waiting to be filled with some delicious food and possibly an adult beverage. I’m thinking a frozen margarita (made with 1800 Tequila of course!). Better yet, I may just spend the afternoon having that food and beverage on my balcony. That way, if I dose off in the chair after lunch my siesta will not have to be interrupted. I hope you get to have some fun in the sun today too, no matter where in the Bay Area you may be. Adios!

Wait, BTW: Ladies thanks for your responses to today’s topic “rudest/craziest thing you’ve ever seen on your morning commute. The guy playing the guitar in traffic while driving is the craziest thing I have ever heard! I especially thank-you today because with that awful accident on the 880, your stories helped a lot of people get through this morning’s commute . Talk at you tomorrow…Mwah!

Happy Tuesday!

So if you have been listening to us at 7 a.m this week we’ve been giving you a true or false question about Maria or myself. Today’s “Baltazar was once fired on his birthday” and the answer is …………..Yes! Back in Modesto I was called at at 8:30 fora 9:00 a.m. meeting. The funny thing is my car had blown its clutch the night before so I walked two miles just to hear the old line “we are going in a different direction”. Apparently a direction away from me! No car, no job, what else can go wrong? If you guessed getting dumped by the girlfriend (ding, ding, ding) you are right! The trifecta all in the same week.

We will have another T or F question about Maria tomorrow at 7 a.m.

Maria and were talking about the TV show the Pick up Artist. If you haven’t seen it they have the Master of Mac giving advice to guys who no luck with women. I haven’t watched the debut episode this week (TiVo) but the first challenge sounds hillarious with our the guys going to flirt with elderly ladies. LOL

According to the Mirror out of the UK, Madonna put Arod through a test to see if he was legit about their romance and he passed with flying colors. Do you have a “test” or checklist of things you want in a mate? My girl got big points on our first date when she leaned over and opened up my door on the driver’s side all the way from the passenger seat. You may have seen this in the movie a Bronx Tale with Robert Deniro. I knew then she was special..What’s your test? Email me about this or any other thing on your mind. I would love to hear from you!

Have a great day!

BalTazer

I’ve got a few things on my mind this morning that are totally not related. For example, I was watching some movie on TV over the weekend and in the credit roll I saw one of the actors names was Rider Strong and I thought no wonder that poor guy never made it. The only place that would welcome that name would be the adult movie industry. Of course I don’t know what part he played so it could have been a joke inserted by the people that make the credit roll.

I was watching Desperate Housewives last night and I’m happy that they have an upcoming episode that fills in the 5-year gap between last season and this season. They gave us the basics but now I guess we get some more. As I said in the beginning of the season, I’m not sure about this plot device and Marc Cherry admits he got the idea from the folks at Lost so if it doesn’t fly blame them.

I enjoyed Sarah Palin on Saturday Night Live. Love her or hate her she has “it” and I expect now that she’s down in the “lower 48″ she’ll be staying. It’s like those reality show contestants that keep popping up on other shows.  Oh and note to Tina Fey, I know you don’t agree with her politics but you ought to send her a gift because getting to impersonate her has made your star a whole lot brighter!

Today’s Ladies Room: We tackled the age old question “Do I look fat in this?”. I asked “Ladies, when it comes to your appearance, do you want your mate to tell you the truth or just flatter you?”. The majority of women wanted the truth and said they could handle it but preferred a little sugar coating. For example shoot down the outfit and complement something you do like.

Oh and note to my single ladies out there….looking for a new place for a manhunt, try the restaurant/bar at a golf course. Try the city and county ones where you don’t have to be a member. Target rich environment. ‘Nough said.

Hope you had a killer weekend (haven’t used the word killer since the early 90’s, tomorrow I will use “throwdown” in a sentence…LOL) I’m sorry, I’m in a great mood and feeling kinda goofy. If you are a parent you probably have been in the situation I found myself over the weekend with my kids. My little Giavanna begged me to her a “Hanna Montana” video game guitar. She begged and begged and begged. Let me remind you that is going on in front of my 8yr old Christopher who is paying close attention. I tried the “let’s wait till Christmas’ line to no avail. I tried ignoring the begging until the “I’m never here” guilt got to me. I know I’m weak when it comes to making my kids happy. With Giavanna smiling from ear to ear at the the checkout counter, Christopher was giving me the “what do I get” look. He wanted a Nano which is much more expensive than a video guitar. Again the guilt was weighing on me but this time I held my own. Christopher(and I know this is going to come back and bite me) is a little more patient and practical when it comes to toys and gifts. He can wait til Christmas or so we will see. LOL

Every parent has that challenge now with this tough economy. To buy or not to buy that is the question. Good luck trying to make a young one understand. Maybe “layaway” should be brought back? That was my “Santa Claus” growing up….

I have to run for now, I’ll catch up with you later!

BalTazer

Most mornings you feel tired, well we do also in the “radio” biz, espically since we’re up before the butt-crack of dawn, we’re awake before Jesus

We always do Starbucks “runs” … well I walk my ass down there REALLY EARLY in the morning and get food/drinks for the show, Baltazar drinks Ice Coffee (on the low … i get him decaf…. i know he wont read this…on account of “reading”)

I got Maria hooked on “crack w/no love” which is a double shot of espresso,no whip.

I get coffee … lots and lots of coffee … 10 packets of Splenda and lots of half/half … good times….

SOOO…..i tossed my business card into the kitty and I was picked as the customer of the week!!!

Word …

note to self, DO NOT MAKE FUN OF MARKY MARK (even if we are in the triple nipple crew together) he’s got some ‘tude

here is he on Jimmy Kimmel last night and here is what he said …

Katy Perry … falling on some cake then falling on her ass

…the sign should be “will work for food”

hahahahaha

OK, for those who need the Giada De Laurentiis info, she will be at the William Sonoma in Union Square!!!

October 20th (12pm-2pm)
Williams Sonoma Union Square
340 Post Street, San Francisco

I gotta book, i’ll be there for sure!

and here is the Miley Cyrus WTF Picture of the day

She will be on SNL this weekend….sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet!

…aite

chunk OUT!

Back together … shot leaving the club.

Maybe she was just wishing him a “happy birthday”

…they are calling this pic … millennium mullet

Alicia Keys in the new Maxim looking hecka sexy

Leaked shots from the new Star Trek movie .. should be some good fun

Britney Spears #1, and has some hairy pits

WTF IS HE DOING?!?!?!

really!

Eye rolling his way into 2nd place

hrmm…. i want one….

Cheers to that dude, his show The Mentalist got a full season pickup

Yes, thats a lion riding a horse….in a chinese circus….wow….thats just awesome

just cause its funny

hahahaha

isn’t she sober?

QUICK .. SPIDEY … SAVE HER FROM BECOMING THE USA AMY WINEHOUSE

im not going to make fun of this , just that she got a temp. tat on her wrist for her “old enough for jail time” boyfriend

hahaha

also, its funny because i think her parents were doing this like … 2 years ago.

OK …. this is a “FAIL” when it comes to fashion … im just saying….

Maybe … he should feed his wife.

Vanessa Hudgens making out with someone without Zac around …

I told ya last week about Ed McMahon was doing a freecreditreport.com ad, well here it is …

screen shots of the iPhone killer … the Google phone

I hope you are having a fantastic day. How could you not? It is freakin gorgeous outside! So I guess Maria is right, I can’t keep a secret. I say this thinking back at our 7:30 break when I accidently blurted out that the Disney trip was about to happen. This inside information was only privy to Movin  V.I.P’s. Oops, my bad if the whole world found out courtesy of my big mouth! Earlier in my career I used to be really beat myself up over little mistakes like that one. Now I just LOL…Hey, I’m not perfect..LOL

I’m having so much fun with Maria that even our little behind the scenes arguments our turning into a laugh fest. Yesterday we disagreed on what time we were gving away the Mary J Blige tickets. We agreed to disagree but she went on with my idea. So literally when Maria was giving out our request line number for the tx I sent a over the top  “I love you” so she could read my lips. She burst out laughing!!!!

Sometimes we just have to LOL and not get our panties up in a bunch over the little things.

Oh before I go I have to say that John McCain scares me. Can you say “anger management”? Did you see his face on the split screen during the debate? Whenever he didn’t like what Barack Obama said, it looked like he had stick up his @$%. Now there’s a guy who should laugh some more. LOL

 Have a great day!

BalTazer

Ellen doing her “thang” for a Vote NO on Prop 8 P.S.A.

Adrian Grenier is also flexing his voting skills …

The reality star’s rep shot down rumors that she posted “Kim Engaged! never put a ring in someones dessert they could SWALLOW IT!!!!” on her Facebook page at 4:35 a.m. Tuesday morning.

“It’s a rumor,” Kardashian’s rep told Usmagazine.com. “She doesn’t even have a Facebook page!”

She doesn’t have a Facebook page ?!?  My Mom has a facebook page … someone needs to get Kim one… for reals.

WTF is up with that?!?

Did Beyonce jack this song?!?!

FoxNews ->

The story behind “If I Were a Boy” is absolutely scandalous … the young woman who wrote the melody and lyrics had no idea Beyonce had even recorded her song until a stranger called with the news. By then, it was too late.
BC Jean is a hot, up-and-coming, 21-year-old female singer songwriter from San Diego. Those who’ve met her says she’s smart and “gorgeous” (but) she and her manager/mother have been strong-armed by Beyonce’s people and others who saw gold in “If I Were a Boy” and didn’t care how they got it.
BC Jean wrote and recorded about a dozen songs with German pop-factory producer Toby Gad for an album … when the deal fell apart, Gad took the songs and started marketing them to big name, established artists.
When I wrote about Beyonce’s version of “If I Were a Boy” last week … plenty of people knew the saga of Beyonce’s manager/father Mathew Knowles’ aggressive pursuit of the publishing rights to the potential hit record. His goal was to get the rights to the song and to put Beyonce’s name on the writing credits.

speaking of FoxNews

hahahahaaha….

JT Putting it down on the Golf course….

Here is his video for “Vote in the Box”

Finally, this case might be almost over and Nancy Grace can … just go away

Did someone take away the mirrors from her house?!?!

?? Over …. or just all hype?? The UK Sun is reporting it …. soooooooo take that with a grain of salt…..like everything you read on line …

keep it real….

What the hell is she wearing?!?

Really?!?

Colin Powell doing his “thang”

speaking of that …. saw W. last night, awesome, go check it out, im not going to leak much but let me tell you it was another great movie from Oliver Stone … check it out this Friday…

Journalism is funny When the picture and the headline don’t match up … that is what ends up happening

“After a thorough medical evaluation, it has been confirmed that Janet’s symptoms are being caused by a rare form of migraine called vestibular migraine or migraine-associated vertigo for which she is currently receiving treatment,” read a statement released by Jackson’s camp and obtained by E! News.

haha

Snake Proof baby carriage … damn … the 1900’s must have sucked

Sorry to tell ya, but you’ve been replaced by a cheaper African American actor with less demands … we’re taking Iron Man 2 in a new direction

David Cook album cover…. the rocker stare never dies!!!!!

OK … this goes under the “REALLY!!??!!?!?!” category

Britney’s Mom wants Julia Roberts to play her in a Movie about “Through the Storm” … dub-t-eff????

update:

The Divorce is official … Madonna and Guy are splitting up … a rep confirmed this morning…

Wanna get into a fight really quick …. do what this dude did

hahahahaha

Clinton Kelly in studio this morning, check out the podcast for the full interview if ya missed out!

Ol Grey Bush

People wanted to know about my cat, well his name is Ty-Kitty and here he is in all his massive’ness

Thanks to Kieth-0 from Classic Bowl … always a good time at Classic Bowl!

Marky Mark just picked up a sweet $35 Million dollar home … must be nice.

Simon Cowel makes $22,000 a minute … must be nice.

People in Michigan paying $2.87 for gas … must be nice.

Blind dude breaks land speed record in friends Lambo … must be nice.

MUST BE NICE …. bastards.

Jimmy Kimmel is doing his “thang” in the new G.Q. …. should be a good read and the pics are hella funny!!!

Gossip Girls/Guys for ….McCain?!?

nah, but its a funny ad

Back on 90210 …. duh …. in this economy…of course she’s coming back … i bet most of the “cast” will come back … in this economy.

Paper Planes are fully loaded …hehehe …. pregnant joke

Rapper M.I.A. is … well … you got eyes, you can see that baby bump….

Mazel Tov!

Check out this article I found called: 10 Ways to Go Green … CLICK ME

Beyonce Video for “Single Ladies”

what’cha think?!!?!

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Lohan …. is crazy orange…hahah

and her are the leggings she trying to slang!

HAHAHAHAHAH

I NEVER talk about the above twits…but she’s now gonna fake a pregnancy…since she also claims to be a virgin!??!

I posted a pic for Maria and here is one for Baltazar

Jon Bon Jovi sued for 400 Billion …. yes….bail out billion … IN THIS ECONOMY?!?!?!!

hahahaha

thanks Best Week Ever !

Sexyback for Barack!