Archive for September, 2008

I survived the weekend and didn’t get arrested.

Monday, September 22nd, 2008

Here are some that I took … don’t remember taking them … but here ya go!

and now…some stuff from the gutters of Hollywood!

Caught, again, with crack and weed in a male bathroom with other males, doing male things?!?

hahahahaah

he has the faith, and by faith i mean crack pipe :)

Mad Men won a bunch of Emmy’s last night … and the new love of my life is pictured below

Some drama on the set of Hannah Montana … more about it on Maria’s Hollywood Dirt … linky link here

Wow … 2 lived … please pray for DJ AM and Travis Barker … they were involved in a nasty crash on Friday … they are going to make a full recovery but its going to a tough road.

Someone tell these broads to EAT SOME FOOD!

alrighty…chunk’s out … hitting the taco truck and watching my Mad Men / Entourage eps on the big screen at da casa…

PEACE!

Yo Quiero Taco Bell

Monday, September 22nd, 2008

First let me thank everybody who came to celebrate our two anniversary. Great to see all the different faces and smiles that have led to our success the last couple of years. I can’t wait for you to see all the pics on our website. Now let me tell you the “after party” story, and I’ll start by using this line. “nothing good happens after 2 a.m.” My girl and i had a serious case of the munchies and were craving some Taco Bell after our party at Lux on Friday. I swear every Taco Bell was closed (east bay) Did I stop looking after drivng by the second drive thru? No! The third? NO! I even started checking out other fast food chains. Even my girl said “don’t worry about it” I kept going with no success. BTW, here’s a tip to the fast food industry. If you are not open, shut your lights off!! Don’t give me false hopes! I’m driving around like a “pendejo”! My story does not end there. We get home and I decide to be the “hero” wanting to make her some chips and queso. (Not the hard cheese but the velveeta kind) Please do not attempt this while you are lit up from partying. Here’s why, I left the queso heating up in the microwave while I quickly ran to the bathroom. Velveeta “nuked” for more than 30 seconds boils all over the place and leaves a smoky mess. It looked like we were having a freakin barbacoa at my house! With burned fingers and bruised ego I said #$!@ it and grabbed some Wheat Thins for a late night snack!

Other than my late night munchie debacle, the weekend was off the hook! How was yours? Shoot me an email and share your funny story with me or if you are a Patriots fan, we can cry together after that ugly loss to the Dolphins. I didn’t hear the end of that this morning! Whatever the  reason, please email me.

Have a great day!

BalTazer 

Oh Eva!

Thursday, September 18th, 2008

Actress Eva Mendes gave an interview while promoting the movie “The Women” and admited that she has had “relations” in all 50 of these United States. I have to admit I’m thinking of adding that goal to my “bucket list”.  Anyway, the subject gave rise to the topic “Wildest Place and in what state?” which was lots of fun. If you missed it on the air go to movin997.com and check it out on the podcast.

I’m really excited for our “twins”, the back-to-back anniversary parties we’re having this week! Fun starts Friday at Lux, in SF and continues at Vault Ultra-lounge in San Jose. I just know I have to pace myself so I can make it through the weekend. Can’t set it all off on Friday so Saturday….stand back! Tomorrow we shut down that guest list so make sure and listen for your chance to get on it. There will be stories and pictures Monday! FYI: we’re also giving some lucky Movin fan a chance to get their party on in Sin City aka Las Vegas! Check the website for all the details.

Baltazar keeps asking me what I’m wearing and truth of the matter is that I only have one dress picked out. Guys are so lucky, they can rent a tux and live it up the whole weekend with a change of shirt, possibly change of tie and cummberbund. Alexa and I have to come up with 2 complete outfits: dresses, accessories, heels and hose! Yikes, I will be doing some shopping today. To that end, let me scoot.  Have a great day!

Dress to Impress

Thursday, September 18th, 2008

Ahh yeah I get my tux today! To quote Johnny Kemp (remember him?) Just got paid, it’s Friday night, party hunting….I can’t wait for our anniversary weekend. You have been so great to us in our last two years and for that I am grateful. It is funny, in the begining you used to use the word “like”, now the it is “I love your station!” Thank you for supporting us and being patient in our infancy stages. If you are coming out this weekend dress to impress.

I can’t think of a sexier, naughtier week of fun in the morning with Maria. Thank you to Eva Mendes who inspired today’s conversation. She claims to have had sex in all fifty states. Our question, “give us the state and place you hooked up”. I’m so lame compared to Maria’s  Niagara Falls answer. The Vintage Fair mall in Modesto (boring!!!!) But hey I still got time and  from my latest count 38 more states to cover! LOL

Best political line heard last night on Larry King by my old friend Stephanie Miller who is a huge democratic supporter. Mimicing Sarah Palin…”I can see the highway from my house, can I be Secretary of Transportation?” LOL

For the record, I’m still undecided on who to vote for so next week’s debates should be interesting! Have a great day!

BalTazer

i stink something fierce today

Wednesday, September 17th, 2008

i dont know what it is … but i stank me something funky today … i need to step up my laundry game i guess..

anyways..here is some dirt for ya..but first some good :)

Event:  Breast Cancer Fund Peak Hike                                                                  

Date:  September, 21st

Location: Mt. Tamapalis, Marin County

Website: www.breastcancerfund.org/ph2008

Event Information

Event Info:
Peak Hike features two stunningly beautiful routes: a 7 mile and 11.5 mile trail up Mt. Tamalpais. Come back to a hero’s welcome and enjoy an organic lunch, live music, and an expo of educational materials.

By joining us for Peak Hike ~ Mt. Tamalpais, you become part of a team working together to increase awareness of the harmful health effects caused by environmental toxins. This highly visible hike will raise awareness and funding to support the Breast Cancer Fund’s mission: to identify – and advocate for the elimination of – the environmental and other preventable causes of the disease.

Event Location:
From Hwy 101, take the Stinson Beach/Hwy 1 exit. Follow the exit .7 miles to the second stoplight (Hwy 1) and TURN LEFT. After going 2.8 miles, there is a “Y” in the road, stay left, keeping you on Hwy 1. Take Hwy 1 for 2.6 miles. About 200 yds after a brown sign with arrows to Muir Woods and Muir Beach, Hwy 1 curves sharply to the left. Turn right here onto Muir Woods Road. Follow this for .7 miles until you see Peak Hike signs. Turn left into Santos Meadow to park and start your day.

SIGN UP .. ALEXA IS GOING TO BE THROWING IT DOWN THIS SUNDAY!!!

someone tell her to SHUT UP!!!!

Tuesday, September 16th, 2008

…the term is “epic fail”

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO AMY POEHLER

Yes … back on the crack :)

starbucks that is …

the new face of Cover Girl …. uhh…. love me some Ellen … just not on a magazine cover

When Clones Attack!

Worlds Biggest Woman

More problems for this dude …

“Hi, folks, I just spent a couple of days in Iowa - I’m a little bit of a favorite son there - and I spoke with maybe a thousand people and was very hands-on. Even Joe Biden said, ‘You should be running (for president)!’ But what I came away with was, these people can’t afford gas, books, food or schools or movies! …I tried to tell them we care, but they didn’t buy it. They wanted to, but watching Anya and Lara [Spencer] pick out accessories makes the viewers want to vomit. I’ll get killed for this, but I’m actually the one not afraid for my job. I want people to be happy.”

Someone tell this cat to GET OFF THE EMAIL … ya dummy!


“Well, that year my boyfriend broke up with me, and I decided — oh man, sorry, mommy! — that I was in love with this girl that worked at the Body Shop,” said Fox. “I decided that I was going to get her to love me back, and I went out of my way to create a relationship with this girl, a stripper named Nikita.”
Fox said Nikita would do “these beautiful slow dances to Aerosmith ballads.” The actress also said she would bring the Russian stripper gifts and try to inspire her to quit her line of work.

I know what I want for Christmas ….

HOW CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SienaMiller.Org SHUTDOWN


“I cannot get past the fact that to me she has completely changed from the Sienna I became a fan of back in 2004…..Sienna’s affair with a married father-of-four and extremely public displays of affection - have heightened my lack of interest in the site and Sienna. We do not know the whole story behind this affair but my respect for her has gone out of the window.”

more pics of Lohan doing her thang on a pap

hahahaha

Hockey Dads for Obama!

Live Long and Prosper

Monday, September 15th, 2008

Yeah BOY!

New Album = Circus
Date = Dec 2nd

Nice … and I REALLY HOPE SHE’S NOT BANGING THAT BRITISH DUDE!

J-Lo … drowning … awwh…. isnt that nice :)

Amy Winehouse …. is a HOT MESS … and normally I dont blog about her .. but Maria wanted to see a pic from over the weekend of her all “cracked” out of her head

This pic is a fake … but hecka funny

WATCH THIS VIDEO … Whoopi doesnt wanna be a slave…but Bawbwa to the RESCUE ! ! !!

Kanye West wasnt the only one attacking Paps …

the MPAA sucks

Ice Wang?!

global warming is sexy

…and thats all folks…

im out, like the fat kid in dodgeball!

snaps

holla

Iknowha

Monday, September 15th, 2008

Happy Monday peeps! After heading back to CT to see my kids, I have a new on going topic for the show. “Things you don’t want to hear”, and I will start with my very own thing I didn’t want to hear. As we are about to take off, the pilot comes on and says “A warning light just came on, we have to switch planes” Hello! that warning light was for a hydraulic problem that, Hello! You need to have in order to land!!!! Things you don’t want to hear….(email me with your story!)

Things you don’t want to hear, in the case of Raider head coach Lane Kiffen, “you are fired”. We all have been fired at one time or another. Can you believe I was fired on my 21st birthday? Oh It was actually the trifecta. Broke up with girl, car transmission blew up and with no car I walked to work to receive my pink slip. Talk about the “walk of shame” Pendejo!

Shout to George Lopez who actually made up for all my bad birthdays by calling me on my special day 3 years ago (did I just name drop..LOL..my bad..LOL) Iknowha? Thank you Ed for giving us a a rundown of last night’s show. Apparently GLo has “FTP” t-shirts now!!

Oh I’m getting called into a meeting! We’ll talk some more tomorrow! Have a great day!

BalTazer

Charlie Murphy should of interviewed Sarah Palin instead of Charlie Gibson

Friday, September 12th, 2008

“Suck It”

hahahahahaha

Love HER!

This is really funny, Al Pacino and ‘ol Bobby De Niro were on Letterman last night and they did a really funny Top 10 list…enjoy the video

Eva Longoria without Makeup … she says, “im fat”, when the paps ask her about being pregnant.

Nat Enq. says that Ali wants to move in with Lindsay and her GF/Wifey SamRo …. hrmm…smells like some disaster to me.

What happened to the smart people?

Conrad, 22, has signed on to write a three-book series of young adult fiction for HarperCollins, the publisher tells PEOPLE. The books – the first of which is scheduled to hit shelves in the summer of 2009 – will be loosely inspired by Conrad’s own experience going from an ordinary teen to a reality TV star”

…duh…if your kid asks for this book…SAVE THEM!!!!!!!

Damon Young (pictured below) who produced several tracks for Mariah Carey between 1999-2005, says he’s releasing a book about their “intense four-year personal relationship,” which he claims she “worked diligently to disguise from the world’s press.” He sounds pretty ungrateful after all the work she gave him (his biggest single with her, “Crybaby,” barely made the Top 30), but if he had front row seats during the nuttiest period of her career (remember the Cribs episode?), this could make for an exciting read.

speaking of crazy folks

Kanye West went all “crazy” on some paps, i give him credit for this, paps are garbage, but thats the life you picked homey, so strap up for the court case

Must Be Nice to be Mr Phelps :)

Sunset Tan worker Amber Peterson tells E! Phelps asked her out to dinner Friday night after she gave him and his friends complimentary airbrush tans. “He wore a disposable brief and it reminded me a lot of his trademark Speedo,” said Peterson. She also said the scantily clad Phelps had a tattoo on his right hip, a symbol of the Olympic gold rings.

Pink might be taking up Scientology … no jokes … dont want the “blue shirts” after me :)

Lil Wayne … a jonas bro???

Check out the trailer for Angelina Jolie’s upcoming film “Changeling.” The movie, directed by Clint Eastwood, is about a woman in 1920’s Los Angeles who has doubts about the identity of her son after he’s kidnapped and returned.

Sarah Palin Interview Pt 1 w/ pics :)

Katy Perry tired of “I Kissed a Girl” …

“The song follows me around wherever I am in the world, it’s all people wanna hear,” Katy complains. “But I can’t get too sick of it as it’s paying for my grandchildren’s college tuition. Maybe in three years I’ll retire it or something.”

Remember these two , well one is Chris Kattan the other is “Sunshine” … the Natty Enq. says this


The real reason the marriage of comic Chris Kattan exploded after eight weeks was because pals think one of them was cheating.

Which one? It depends on who you ask!

The former “Saturday Night Live” cast member’s pals say there ain’t no Sunshine in his life anymore because he caught his 31-year-old wife with an ex-boyfriend shortly after they got married on June 28.

“Chris walked in on Sunshine while she was with her ex,” charged a source close to the 37-year-old star.

“He was away making a film, came home unexpectedly - and dumped her on the spot. Chris contacted his attorney and told the lawyer to ‘work it out - pay her a lump sum so we can both move on.’”

kick in a mo-fo box

Thursday, September 11th, 2008

Just cause I wanna see some folks get a beatdown

if you missed it last night, Barack was on with David Letterman…

Bootz from Flava of Love is preggers … but its not flav’s

LARISSA`S ANNOUNCEMENT!

HEY EVERYONE SORRY I HAVE BEEN AWAY FOR SO LONG, BUT NOT WITHOUT GREAT NEWS! I KNOW A LOT OF YOU ARE WONDERING WHATS BEEN GOING ON WITH ME ! WELL, I AM EXPECTING MY FIRST CHILD AND I AM VERY EXCITED! WITH MY NEW CHILD DUE MARCH 28TH 2009 COMES CHANGE, AND I AM READY FOR THIS EXPERIENCE THAT GOD HAS BLESSED ME WITH!

thats from her MySpace page … thats classy with a capital K

this chick freaks me out …

yes, i’ll take 3 please.


“I had John McCain gags pulled. And they asked me to tone down the gags about Sarah Palin. I wanted to say she was forcing her teenage daughter to have a baby because she is so anti-abortion.

“But also, as a Republican she is pro-execution so she is going to give her the electric chair for being a little slut.

“They weren’t keen on that one.”

Wow … Russell Brand is really kinda funny…MTV told him to “tone” down the jokes … i see why now :)

Tijuana Medical Operations wont stop Tara Reid from hooking another man

this cat looks like Zach Efron … but Rachael Maddow’s new show, which is the bomb for Talking Head TV, had a picture of the above con man and Sen. McCain socializing … hrmmm…. McCain and a con man … who would’ve thunk it?

Cooks got Shoes

Monkey Love :)

still in love :)