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Megan Super FOX’s ex BF from back in the day, when she WASN’T famous is … doing what loser ex’s from the past do, “tell-all”
“Megan Fox’s first boyfriend from her hometown of Port St. Lucie, Florida, told News of The World about his teenage romance with Fox, 22, before she moved to Hollywood to become a big star. It’s a typical first love kind of story, with Fox sneaking out to see him and asking him to move to LA with her.”
Ben told the News Of The World: “Megan started to really rebel against her parents who were very strict.
“She would have these huge arguments, then call me to say she had run away. And then when she was feeling really naughty on a few occasions she told me to come to the house late at night.
“And while her parents were sleeping she would order me to stack cookie boxes up to her window so she could climb down from her bedroom window and spend a few hours with me.

Katy Perry is a fox, her BF is in a cool ass band.

Katy Perry will release a limited edition doll of herself later this week.
The doll, which retails for $49.99, is similar to the one seen in the singing stars’ music video for “U.R. So Gay,” the first single off her second album, One of the Boys.
New York-based toy manufacturer Integrity Toys, who produced the dolls used in Katy’s “Ur So Gay” video, has collaborated with the singer to create 500 special edition dolls in her likeness.


Camp “Mamma Spears” claims “epic fail” on the idea of a sex tape with d-bag Adnan….but she does give radio interviews with sun glasses on … so maybe she’s the d-bag

Russell Crowe confirmed as the new Robin Hood … bad part about this is Sienna Miller is Maid Marian … but at least she will get naked … hopefully.
Based on the popular literary series by Sophie Kinsella, the comedy sees actress Isla Fisher as “Rebecca Bloomfield,” a 25-year-old label whore who is forced to get her first job as she attempts to tackle a mountain of credit card debt.
Confessions of a Shopaholic opens in North American theaters on February 13, 2009.

Kevin “please make WATERWORLD 2″ Costner is coming out with a country album in November.



Jessica “sweater kittens” Simpson is coming to DWTS Results show … PLEASE ABC…MAKE THIS STOP!!!
DAAAAMN
“its not the size of the boat, but the motion in the ocean”
yeah right, wanna ride one of these …


or these?


well if you picked the “big” one…your a size queen…just playing … but really you are
“Only five Solstice-class cruise ships will be produced, and the first one (aptly named Solstice) has just left port for the sea. Weighing approximately 134,000 tons, the Solstice is over 1,000 feet long and can hold 4,350 people (or about 3,000 paying customers). It’s also among the first boats of its kind to have a grass area on the roof. For those who like to cruise around the world at 28mph with no means of escaping crying children or death-by-buffet, the Solstice will host its first passengers next month.”

awhh…. kitty!
but for reals …. those lil Nintendo DS’s..DSers..whatever..they are rumored to have a camera in them…soon.

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nice……

Those are some sexy dames…. Lilly Allen, Don Vita and Katy Perry! YEAH!!!!!!

hahahahaha
if you dont have FailBlog.Org as a FAV on ya wackbox … your missing out on some good humor!

if you have a baby… why do you end up looking like a dude?

damn FANNY PACKS!!!!! HATE YOU FANNY PACKS!!!!

so cute, makes me sick!
JT and JB in Rome ….. they are way to cute

FAIL
Jennifer “Cougar” Aniston … still in a bikini … still doing it ‘chunk’ status….


Maria likes white boys

she snorts fairy dust….

More DEETS on the arrest!
Locklear was seen revving her engine loudly and repeatedly reversing over a pair of sunglasses in a car park in Santa Barbara. Police made the 47-year-old balance on one foot to see if she was sober - but she had to steady herself on a road sign.
A witness reported that [Heather] had stopped on a nearby highway and left her car, apparently stumbling into traffic.
Officials say the video and photos are being turned over to the D.A.’s office as evidence and nothing was improper about the officer using his cell phone to document the arrest. But we spoke with several others at CHP who say officers shouldn’t be using their personal cellphones, especially when a celeb is the suspect.


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Happy Rosh Hashanah!
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I miss the old sexy Britney
chunk OUT~~~~>