Archive for September, 2008

Gotcha Journalism PwNs!

Tuesday, September 30th, 2008

Megan Super FOX’s ex BF from back in the day, when she WASN’T famous is … doing what loser ex’s from the past do, “tell-all”

“Megan Fox’s first boyfriend from her hometown of Port St. Lucie, Florida, told News of The World about his teenage romance with Fox, 22, before she moved to Hollywood to become a big star. It’s a typical first love kind of story, with Fox sneaking out to see him and asking him to move to LA with her.”

Ben told the News Of The World: “Megan started to really rebel against her parents who were very strict.

“She would have these huge arguments, then call me to say she had run away. And then when she was feeling really naughty on a few occasions she told me to come to the house late at night.

“And while her parents were sleeping she would order me to stack cookie boxes up to her window so she could climb down from her bedroom window and spend a few hours with me.

Katy Perry is a fox, her BF is in a cool ass band.

Katy Perry will release a limited edition doll of herself later this week.

The doll, which retails for $49.99, is similar to the one seen in the singing stars’ music video for “U.R. So Gay,” the first single off her second album, One of the Boys.

New York-based toy manufacturer Integrity Toys, who produced the dolls used in Katy’s “Ur So Gay” video, has collaborated with the singer to create 500 special edition dolls in her likeness.

Camp “Mamma Spears” claims “epic fail” on the idea of a sex tape with d-bag Adnan….but she does give radio interviews with sun glasses on … so maybe she’s the d-bag :)

Russell Crowe confirmed as the new Robin Hood … bad part about this is Sienna Miller is Maid Marian … but at least she will get naked … hopefully.

Based on the popular literary series by Sophie Kinsella, the comedy sees actress Isla Fisher as “Rebecca Bloomfield,” a 25-year-old label whore who is forced to get her first job as she attempts to tackle a mountain of credit card debt.

Confessions of a Shopaholic opens in North American theaters on February 13, 2009.

Kevin “please make WATERWORLD 2″ Costner is coming out with a country album in November.

Jessica “sweater kittens” Simpson is coming to DWTS Results show … PLEASE ABC…MAKE THIS STOP!!!

DAAAAMN

“its not the size of the boat, but the motion in the ocean”

yeah right, wanna ride one of these …


or these?


well if you picked the “big” one…your a size queen…just playing … but really you are


“Only five Solstice-class cruise ships will be produced, and the first one (aptly named Solstice) has just left port for the sea. Weighing approximately 134,000 tons, the Solstice is over 1,000 feet long and can hold 4,350 people (or about 3,000 paying customers). It’s also among the first boats of its kind to have a grass area on the roof. For those who like to cruise around the world at 28mph with no means of escaping crying children or death-by-buffet, the Solstice will host its first passengers next month.”

awhh…. kitty!

but for reals …. those lil Nintendo DS’s..DSers..whatever..they are rumored to have a camera in them…soon.

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nice……

Those are some sexy dames…. Lilly Allen, Don Vita and Katy Perry! YEAH!!!!!!

hahahahaha

if you dont have FailBlog.Org as a FAV on ya wackbox … your missing out on some good humor!

if you have a baby… why do you end up looking like a dude?

damn FANNY PACKS!!!!! HATE YOU FANNY PACKS!!!!

so cute, makes me sick!

JT and JB in Rome ….. they are way to cute

FAIL :)

Jennifer “Cougar” Aniston … still in a bikini … still doing it ‘chunk’ status….

Maria likes white boys :)

she snorts fairy dust….

More DEETS on the arrest!


Locklear was seen revving her engine loudly and repeatedly reversing over a pair of sunglasses in a car park in Santa Barbara. Police made the 47-year-old balance on one foot to see if she was sober - but she had to steady herself on a road sign.
A witness reported that [Heather] had stopped on a nearby highway and left her car, apparently stumbling into traffic.
Officials say the video and photos are being turned over to the D.A.’s office as evidence and nothing was improper about the officer using his cell phone to document the arrest. But we spoke with several others at CHP who say officers shouldn’t be using their personal cellphones, especially when a celeb is the suspect.


Hot Jewish Chicks!

Happy Rosh Hashanah!

if you want the complete list, check out Scandalist

I miss the old sexy Britney :(

chunk OUT~~~~>

Sexy Sarah Palin for Halloween is a MUST

Monday, September 29th, 2008

whatup folks, OK, i know the market sucks, but lets ride this out … i will post things that will help you save money

really what i mean is that im selling pumps that you can use to steal your neighbors gas

just kidding cbs legal…chunk acts silly sometimes…

:)

now lets dive into the gutters of the internet and see whats cracking!

NY passed a new law that gives you the right to sue your landlord for a “pattern of harassment” … this comes because of a landlord who left a bag of dead cats in the basement to drive the tenents out

lolcats.com … betta as somebody

Am I the only one that is worried about my girl Katie Holmes..why does she look more and more like Tommy/young child every day?

If you fear your kids safety…dont buy them a 24k iPod

Thanks to Big Rob from Sunnyvale for letting me know about Katie Holmes looking sexy in her cameo for Eli Stone

hrmm…might have to Comcast DVR that show… once i pay my damn cable bill…snaps…gotta break out the 50 footer and steal the neighbors i guess

The dummy above caught someone stealing a purse…i think it might of been his sister..but who knows..it comes from “News of the World”

confirmed:
ALL THE MEMBERS IN THIS PICTURE WILL BE BACK FOR THE SEASON FINALE

not confirmed: lohan back on the blow

but she is coming up to the Bay… Ol Sammy boy Girl is doing a set @ Roe this FRIDAY

vip..holla at cha boy and lets split a table!

still not talented…but throws a killer party

spend a lot of time in an airport?

hahahahaha

BoingBoing says, “The MiniMotel is a tent built for camping out in an airport….or homeless??!”

the homeless was my insert …

also from BoingBoing

Origami Paper Animals…IN THIS ECONOMY!!!

HAHA

creepy…

eBay ME!!

there are going to be some SEXY PALINS THIS HALLOWEEENN…HELLL YA!!!

do they just need press, or are they back together!?!

hrmm…you go girl!

I’ve been saying Britney has had a sex tape..for EVER!!

well Adnan confirmed it…sweeeet

to quote this d-bag

” “There is such a tape, but I won’t discuss prices for hypothetical enquiries.

“Unless there is a locked-in deal, I will go no further.”

An unconfirmed source claims the two-hour X-rated footage features Britney naked wearing just a pink wig and was allegedly shot in Mexico.

Adnan added: “I am not interested in selling out any other details about Britney. “

hrmmm

sure d-bag

she wears $6,000 boots

someone finish this mess please :)

Cougar = Jennifer Aniston

all the bad things i’ve ever said about her… “maniston”

im sorry

she’s a fox

but she hooked up with John Mayer who … statistically should be dead with all the babes he’s had :)

keeping it real

hrmm…

hrmm… didnt seem to work out well for her

no charges for Kanye

duh …

silly “system”

hahah facebook pages are cool!

here is the video from Sarah Palins 1984 booty pageant

here is Mark Nietos facebook page

be his friend … unless your weird … he’s not down for the weirdos :)

http://www.new.facebook.com/home.php#/profile.php?id=1271854814&ref=ts

GREY BUSH!!!!!!!!

Conquering my Fear

Monday, September 29th, 2008

Hey, I hope you had a nice weekend. I’m just fresh back from Disneyland and so happy to say that I’m no longer afraid of riding rollercoasters. This has been a constant fear for me since a bad incident back in the day at the Santa Cruz Beach boardwalk. Well on Friday after the show, my girl wanted to hit a few of the rides at Disney. As we walked through Disney, I felt my body get tense. Even as she said “You don’t have to ride it”, my inner voice kept telling me. “Be a Man, man up and just do it!” I saw her ride the Tower of Terror and there were kids under the age of ten riding it! I was like, now you have to ride it! Get over your fears! And that is what I did. I made the decision to ride the California Screamin ride. Five minutes after the ride was over, I was ecstatic! To me that is the biggest acheivement I have been able to pull off.

Speaking of achievements, this Sunday, I’m running my first half marathon (13 miles) in San Jose. Please email me if you or a friend are running the San Jose Rock n Roll half marathon. I already have the ice packs ready for my ankles after the race (and the beer..LOL)

Did you catch Chris Rock’s HBO special over the weekend? His take on Bush not giving a #$@ is hysterical! Watch it, it will replay later this week!

I was a little disapointed with Friday’s debate.It was pretty boring. But here’s a few things that stood out. John McCain came out like a cranky old man. I couldn’t he address Barack like a man and look him in the eye? I kept waiting for a knockout punch and it never came. I did learn a little more about their plans for the economy and like Chris Rock said to Larry King on Thursday, “no one knows better about being broke than a black man” LOL Next debate Thursday with Sarah Palin and Joe Biden! This one I hope will be a little more entertaining.

Thanks for checking out the blog! Have a great day!

BalTazer

What are you doing New Year’s?

Monday, September 29th, 2008

I know what you’re thinking…it’s only September 29th. Ah yes, I know it’s not even Halloween yet but my dear friends, by then it will be too late.  My co-workers know that I often divide many things in life between “the precipice and the abyss”. The idea of being on the end of the cliff and falling off it into who knows what. This is “precipice week” by that I mean, the last week before the end of the year “holiday hoopla” begins. This is the week that I would use (if I was smart and organized) to prepare for those last three months of the year. While I have the patience and a level head I would dig out my holiday cards and find my address list and set them on my desk. I would make plane reservations for holiday travel, set up office and personal gift lists and start scouring websites to see where I could buy said gifts for a reasonable price. I would figure out a Halloween costume and see what I would need to put it together etc. I would gather all this information and have it at the ready or in action so that when the time comes I am one step away from completing each task. The perfect time to do this is now while there are no pressing lists of things to do. I’ve already put away Summer (for the most part) so I’m hanging out enjoying the lull. I need to snap to! (This is not just a blog, it’s a pep talk to myself!)

Instead, like most people (or at least like I usuallly do) I will wait until October25th or so to try an do something about a costume and pout the whole party because I had a great costume idea but didn’t have time to put it together. I’ll curse the first week of November that there’s only one seat left on a flight I don’t really want and it’s really expensive because I didn’t get online and buy the ticket last week so it’s the only way to get home for the holidays. I’ll have to tell my Mom, “Oh I’ll get crab for Christmas” because I didn’t order it in time to make it by Thanksgiving. I’ll come back and get more expensive plane tickets for Christmas and forget the crab again and end up sending spare ribs or lobster tails at the last minute. I’ll send out about five cards because I have those addresses memorized and I”l be doing that on the plane home and hope I remember to mail them when I get off. I’ll spend more than I want or can really afford on gifts because I’m the one in the mall December 23rd and I’ll be up all night Christmas Eve wrapping them. Finally I will spend yet another New Year’s with Dick Clark and now Ryan Seacrest because I didn’t think about making plans until Christmas and everything’s super expensive and I already spent my slush fund between Thanksgiving and Christmas. Any of this sound familiar? Well I plan to break the cycle this year starting with getting my Dad his gift on time for his birthday on October 10th. (I’m lucky my family’s birthday’s are perfect checkpoints. Dad in October, Mom in November and my brother’s right after New Year’s) If all goes well with my plans I’ll be eating bons bons (that I orderdred the day after my bro’s birthday) on my couch on Valentine’s Day, smile on my face and sensible credit card statement in hand. You?

Hi Mickey!

Thursday, September 25th, 2008

I can’t wait to say that tomorrow morning when we do our show live from Disneyland. It’s Halloweentime and I love it!  The thing is, I don’t like scary Halloween, or sexy Halloween like grown-ups make it. I like the way kids celebrate Halloween with cute costumes and lots of candy! On those fronts Disney delivers and I’m all about it.

I grew up in Buffalo, New York so Disneyland for me was a fairytale. It may not of been long ago but it was far away…California. What I knew of the state was what I learned in songs, movies, TV and history class.  Here are the highlights: swimming pools, movie stars, it never rains in the southern part, there’s a hotel you can check in but you can never leave, Tony Bennett left his heart, Golden Gate Bridge, Fisherman’s Wharf, Santa Monica Pier, In and Out Burger, Sunset Strip, ”There’s gold in them thar hills, Mc Hammer, South Central, Watts, etc. but this stuff was a long way away from my everyday.

Now as an adult who lives in California and has been to Disneyland, you would think the novelty has worn off…nope. Tears still well up in my eyes when I see Mickey Mouse and I’ll still whisper his name under my breath. Once I get my composure and if there’s not a big line of kids waiting (hey, they come first) I’ll ask to take my picture with him. It’s still a dream come true for the little girl in me who never imagined visiting California let alone living here. Mickey and Me together at long last and by the way, most of the stuff I learned about California is true and it still makes me say “Wow!”.  I mean I can drive over the Golden Gate Bridge whenever I want, most people just look at it during the opening credits of a movie or TV show.  My Cali honeymoon continues which means Mickey, put out some fresh towels I’m coming over!

Strippers Love Dimples

Thursday, September 25th, 2008

Sir Paul McCartney hired more secuirty then the President has for his trip to Israel … damn … 5000 folks, thats bigger then some small towns in Alaska.


A £1.5million security operation has swung into action following Sir Paul McCartney’s arrival in Israel ahead of his first concert in the country tonight.

An astonishing 5,000 personnel will watch over the former Beatle during his stay in and around Tel Aviv.

The security drive dwarfs the protection given to U.S. President George W Bush when he visited the nation.

It comes after extremists including radical cleric Omar Bakri Mohammed urged Sir Paul to cancel the controversial visit out ‘of respect of the feelings of Muslims in Palestine’.

But the singer has not heeded calls to stop the show, the first by a Beatle in Israel since the ‘decadent’ Fab Four were banned there in 1965.

Hrmmm….something is strange about this pic??

and on today’s “McCain is Full of Crap” segment …. he coughed up over $5,000 for a celeb makeup artist for his tv spots


John McCain, whose ads skewer Barack Obama for his “celebrity” status, has his own close ties to show business, the new issue of Us Weekly reports exclusively.
The 72-year-old was recently made TV-ready by makeup artist Tifanie White who’s worked on So You Think You Can Dance! and American Idol.
McCain paid the 2002 beauty-school grad $5,583.43 for her services, according to the Federal Election Commission.

Wow….5k doesn’t get’cha much anymore….hahaha

He’s broke, so he’s taking any job he can, so FreeCreditReport.Com called and he picked up .. so he’s a “rapper” now :)

“When I retired, I was famous,” he raps. “I had money and glory/I bought a house for 6 mill/I thought nothing could touch me/Until my credit went south, and debt started to crunch me/Next thing I know, instead of playing gin rummy, I was scrambling just to make ends meet/It wasn’t funny.”

I think Aubrey is a no-talent hack, but she’s good looking so expect to see her around for another 15 minutes, but i guess she thinks her Dog can vote?!?

Brits Back with the Wig!!!

I guess they are an item …. hey …15 will get’cha 20

hahahahaha

I guess she’s a size queen.

hahaha

Cougars Den is full :)

Thats Drew Barrymore and that lil kid from Gossip Girls…..loooooks tasty.


Christian actor Kirk Cameron forced movie bosses to cast his wife Chelsea as a smooching stand-in for his new film Fireproof, because he refused to kiss his onscreen wife.

I guess he’s still alive … who would of thunk it??

Sarah Palin on SNL??!? The rumor mill says her “security team” did a walk through the Rockefellar studios yesterday… so maybe this Saturday Tina Fey will battle it out with Sarah….

speaking of rumors, Britney Spears might be doing the “X-Factor” over in the UK … she’s gotta album coming out and needs the press :)

cooool…taco truck time!

Taking Away My Man Card

Wednesday, September 24th, 2008

What’s up peeps. Hang on let me say that a little bit manlier, What’s up peeps (done in deeper voice). At 7:15 this morning all I said was that I’m watching more reality tv shows because my girl prefers them over regular tv shows and everyone was all over me. “I’m taking away your man card” blah..blah blah they even came up with a “man-tra” for me which you can check out on Chunk’s blog (scroll down) Very funny,LMAO

Speaking of TV, there will be no Dr. Ross comeback on ER for their final season. Apparently George Clooney has declined the invitation. I went off on him this morning on the air. Let’s see if you agree or disagree with my argument. Before ER, George Clooney couldn’t find a role on TV if it him straight in the face. Before ER, nobody gave a $#!@ about him. So George don’t be an ingrate and thumb your nose to the show that made you a star. Just one show won’t hurt your “precious career”.

Thanks for taking the time out and checking out our blog. Have a great day!

BalTazer

Where’s the Cougar Den at?

Wednesday, September 24th, 2008

TV Guide is getting sexy….and by sexy, I mean rolling out the cougars from the den.

Yes should be replaced with “DUH,”


“They automatically get credits towards early release, and if they don’t do anything bad while they’re here, they get to use the credits,” a jail official told People Magazine.

Early Release ?!? C’mon … the “system” is jacked up … at least he served SOME time … i feel sorry for the friend he de-brained during a drunken street race…he survived Iraq but not a weekend with a Hogan.

HIMYM is going to be syndicated on …………. Lifetime? what?!?! OK, I think its great they are getting some cash, but Lifetime?!? Is that network still around?? Look for this to happen around 2010….maybe….HR had the story

Since NO ONE HAS ANYTHING ORGINAL FOR TV … AND ALL THE GOOD SHOWS FROM THE U.K. ARE ALREADY STOLEN AND ON OUR AIRWAVES…. MELROSE PLACE IS BACK!!!!!

maybe…but the internet is full of trickery…..

trickery like this ….

all photoshopped and proably “FAN” made

duh … she hasn’t EVER looked like this… Adobe needs to get a star in the Hollywood Walk of Fame!

Sad Face :( Already given the boot … thats some BS!!!!

So … since ‘ol Jeffrerys outtie 5000 …. enjoy this clip of Models Falling @ The Prada Show

Amazon.Com has the latest David Beezy calender for 2009 … enjoy

So B’s “Man Card” is being auctioned off on ebay.com, its going for $3 … bid now & bid early!!

Balty needed a Man-tra so he can be more like a man….. i would go with the one from Above :)

Brad Pitt = Beers Sales Dude!!! HAHAHAHAHA

See more funny videos at Funny or Die

Here is a picture of what 7 mill gets you in LA, i mean you have to live in Britney’s old house .. just make sure they change the sheets :)

NERD POWER!!!

that dude, pictured above, was the “hacker” who guessed on the SarahPalin@yahoo.com email address, some say the password was “wasilahigh” or something … anyways… the feds kicked in his dorm room during a party and arrested him … he’s not gonna serve much if any time, check it out here @ wired.com

They still claim not to be strippers :)

if they were strippers…the might be able to land a gig … thanks Maria for that one!

b-t-dub, the pics were at the Virgin Megastore in Hollywood….hahaha… megastore :)

Color Me Happy

Tuesday, September 23rd, 2008

Because the new TV season has finally started! I’m not much of a reality show junkie (except for the stuff Alexa and you guys suck me into - Rock of Love!) but I LOVE Dancing with the Stars. I think it’s the costumes. I love sequins and shiny things not to mention the fancy footwork. I think it’s incredible how they take people with little dance experience and by the end turn them into pretty great ballroom dancers. I keep saying one day I’m going to sign up for some of ballroom lessons. When Al and I used to watch this together he actually said he would like to learn how to Tango so who knows?!

The season has just started and I’m already behind. I’ve got CSI:Miami and Boston Legal on my DVR because I couldn’t stay up late enough to watch either last night. Tonite I’m going to my friend Patricia’s it’s “90210″ night. Throwback to the old days of getting together to watch that show with friends. I confess, I did not watch the original much, I was all into Melrose Place and still have the mug and t-shirt to prove it.

I was thinking about it, all my life there’s been a TV show that I’ve bonded a friendship over.  For my friend Ann and I it was Dynasty, then for Rosie, Barbara and I it was Melrose Place and now Patricia and I with 90210. Somehow watching the fictional ups and downs in the TV world make it easier to deal with personal ones. They spark meaningful conversations among friends and sometimes the strength of those friendships become the support you need to get through the rough patches. I look forward to tonite, Patricia’s making pasta, I’m bringing over my latest BevMo bargain and we’ll emote along with the characters at West Beverly and fit in some good ‘ol fashioned girl talk during the commercial breaks.

Meanwhile back at my DVR I’ll be taping the second premiere night of DWTS and the new show The Mentalist because I think Simon Baker if SIZZLING! (Remember him in Devil Wears Prada? Even better see him in Something New). When I will have time to watch this stuff I don’t know, it’s a pretty busy week but just knowing it’s there gives me a warm feeling.  Yea Me! If your faves haven’t made it back I’m sure they will soon and when they do: Here’s to good food, good wine and good Girl Talk…Cheers!

Taco Truck Tuesdays

Tuesday, September 23rd, 2008

Brits Back Blogging ….

From http://www.britney.com/news … who knew she owned Britney.Com?!?

SEPTEMBER 22, 2008, 3:18 pm
Nothing But The Truth

I know, I know… I’m bummed about “Womanizer” being MIA, too! Just got the official word from Jive — they’re putting the finishing touches on “Womanizer” as I write this! Oh, and I hear it’s going to be the best damn B track to date. So if I had the choice between hearing a so-so song today and waiting for a kick-ass tune? Um, kick-ass tune, please! And I assure you—the second it’s ready, you’ll hear the REAL thing here on Britney.com. Those little leaks out there? NOT IT. Remember loves — if it’s not here, it’s not legit!
xo?
BRITannica

Here is the “sample” pic of her cover … looks hot … but i’m drunk, so who knows :)

Leaving getting the boot from your label during the middle of your tour doesnt make sense, and I’m not going to resort to the ‘ol faithful “The Jackson’s R Crazy” … Some say her label didnt “push” her enough … but cmon … your Janet Jackson…you should have hit after hit … but the tracks weren’t that hot…I think it has something to do with her man Jermaine, what has he done for her lately?!?!

Just Saying ….

the title of this pic shoulnd’t be primetimeemmy.jpg, it should read, epicfailofanawardsshow.jpg

no one watched this crap, i could only stand as much as Oprah could … the first 5 minutes …

wanna know how I know the economy is in the crapper, Oprah only showed up to re-sell her shwag bag … hahah…

speaking of that “show” … here is the best pic I could find online to repesent the failure…

I guess Bono really likes the Italian sauce….

Can’t get enough of X-Tina aka Tammy Fay Baker … she’s gotta new album repacked greatest hits CD coming at cha!

“Genie in a Bottle” (New Version)
“What a Girl Wants”
“Come on Over Baby (All I Want Is You)”
“Lady Marmalade” (New Version)
“Dirrty” featuring Redman
“Beautiful” (New Version)
“Fighter”
“Ain’t No Other Man”
“Hurt”
“Candyman”
“Keeps Gettin’ Better”
“Dynamite”

Can someone tell this fool to get a real job :)

Yes, they are together, breaking news, LoveLine is still on the air!

haha … no … but Stryker was talking to SamRo and she said this…

As things wrapped up, Stryker asked Lindsay, “Now, you guys, you and Samantha have been going out for how long now? Like two years? One year? Five months? Two months?” And Lindsay answered, “A long time, a very long time.”

someone made it into a video on youtube … if you care that much.

Dancing with the Stars - Jeffrey Ross and Edtya Whatshername

The Internet is full of crap … well … OK! Magazine is full of crap …

George said: “We both badly want a particular role and neither is backing down. It’s sort of become an intense competition between us now and it just keeps escalating.”

Both George and Brad are keen to play the role of Henry Higgins in the upcoming remake of My Fair Lady.

George added: “For now we’re both so angry we’re not even in contact any more.”

Duh … thats just stupid … nothing can come between the “BroMance” of the century. :)

Someone give this dude a job here at CBS, he’s dedicated to the craft of “live-reads” … even if the studio is on fire from putting out your joint in the trash can …hahahahahahaha…..this happened to a “friend” of mine at San Francisco State (KSFS)

Awesome….thats just great =]

Words to live by while producing the morning show

“Don’t make me Donkey kick you … ” -maria

BIG THANKS AND LOVE TO SUSANNA FROM GERMANY … thanks girl … we’ll try to get that Ne-Yo on for ya!!!!!!


“She is still my girlfriend,” he tells Usmagazine.com in a new interview. “Now will that last? I don’t think anything lasts forever.
“I love her very much, but you know, she wants very much to get married and have children. That isn’t very much in the cards for me,” he adds. “So there has to be a certain reality there. And I’m sure the time will come when she’ll be dating others. That’s part of the transition.” - Hef”

what..uhh….so…its true!?!?

Back on the Britney junk … Ali Simms….who…maybe a cousin or something … is now selling all Brits schwag…schwag is an industry term for “free stuff for celebs” … i guess Ali’s broke and slanging it all.

Anna K had this as her status on gmail … hahahahaha

hahahahaahah….