no, im not excited to see Kim Kardashian dance around …. only because she ruins the whole process by wearing clothes…

when you take a “porn star” and try to make them … well … mainstream … you gotta realize that no one wants old porn stars to be normal, thats why they are porn stars.

Ted and Jeff Ross are gonna take that to the bank!

My girl Anna K

annak.yelp.com

always sends me funny pics, today I almost shot Pepsi out of my nose….

hahahahaha

thats some funny junk….thanks guuurl !

Faith Evans will cut you for even being in the same room as her man, thats a hard B****!!!

I got to Big’s bedroom door, turned the knob, and went inside. As soon as I saw a small lump next to Big’s large frame, I flew into a rage, ran over to the side of the bed, and pulled back the covers. I grabbed some chick out of the bed and started beating her ass. At some point, the chick’s wig came off in my hand: It was a short, cropped wig. I stopped throwing punches for a minute to get a good look at the chick I was beating up. It was Lil’ Kim. She was completely butt-naked, yelling as I pushed her around the

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN

“We are turning the heat up on ‘Idol’ this year and are thrilled to welcome Kara to the judges’ table,” said creator and executive producer Simon Fuller. “She is a smart, sassy lady, and one of America ’s most successful songwriters. We know she will bring a new level of energy and excitement to the show.”

“We had originally intended for AMERICAN IDOL to have four judges,” said executive producer Cecile Frot-Coutaz. “We’ve seen from our international series that having a fourth judge creates a dynamic that benefits both the contestants and the viewers.”

whatever…this is only cause Paula is outta her DAMN MIND … and is on her way OUT ! ! ! !! ! !! !

Happy Birthday Sean … I know any woman would give up a left leg for a ‘bounce ….

Lindsay isnt a lesbian, she’s dating a dude

wait wait wait … thats still Samantha…..nevermind

where is PHELPS AT??!?!!?

oh yeah … he’s doing this chick and doesnt want his junk to burn off from Lohan ….

Shrek is making an appearance for Donald Trump … no she’s not carrying rocks for the new Dubai Hotel .. she’s looking for a job…

And the next catwoman is … WHAT?!?!!? awwwwh hell no!!!!!

The Hills make some cash!

damn … really… im in the wrong biz … i need to be useless on TV … thats where it pays!

Lauren Conrad: $75,00 per episode ($1.4 million for Season Four)
Heidi Montag: $65,000 per episode ($1.25 million per year)
Spencer Pratt: $65,000 per episode ($1.25 million per year)
Audrina: $35,000 per episode ($665,000 per year)
Whitney: $20,000 per episode ($380,000 per year)
Brody: $10,000 per episode ($190,000 per year)
Lauren “Lo”: $10,000 per episode ($190,00 for Season Four)
Stephanie: $8,000 per episode ($152,000 for Season Four)

Thats a still from Heidi “nothing between the ears” Montag’s music video … doing what she does best

Really … what the hell is this about … really … i bet Mr Lohan would beat that ass!

Bootleg Britney Spears Footage

If you want some fancy new whore horse hair, Paris Hilton has just what you need

Sad Face … the Olympics are over…

Wanna join Miley at Disneyland … do you have $250???

Nope … then you get nothing … like that Soup dude from Seinfeld …. NO MILEY FOR YOU!

That’s because I’m drawing a big blank trying to write this blog.  We’re trying to come up with a cool name for the Friday shows since we always have comedians on Friday. B thinks it should be LOL Friday. I don’t like that name but I’m inclined to go with it anyway. However, maybe we should let you guys decide. I’ll have to figure that out over the weekend.

It was great having Mark Curry, Earthquake and Craig Shoemaker on the show. If you missed our spots with them check them out on the podcast at movin997.com they were all hilarious! It was cool to see Craig. He used to be on the air with me alot back in Houston. He’s a sweet guy and his shows are really funny. Ladies, if you have a hard time getting your man out of the house drag him out for this because you both will love it! Craig’s in the city at Cobbs. (cobbscomedyclub.com), Earthquake’s in  San Jose at the Improv (improv.com click on San Jose) and Mark Curry is at TommyT’s in Pleasanton (tommyts.com).

I’m not sure what I’m going to do with myself this weekend but I’m sure it will be fun, funny or hopefully a combination of both. Have yourself a great weekend!

Guess I’ m all about the men this week, first Michael Phelps and now Mark Curry. I gushed about Michael Phelps and I’ve never met him, I’ve met Mark Curry on a few occasions and I have got to say he is a beautiful man.

Just looking at him I’m sure many ladies would like to put him on their cornflakes and eat him with a spoon, but aside from his 6′6″ frame, handsome face and obvious great sense of humor. He is also very graceful, down to earth and kind.  We always clown around when he’s on the show but today was special because he was here to do a benefit at Tommy T’s tonight but it’s at the same time I’m in Oakand doing a comedy night at Maxwell’s. Off-the-air he asked if I was MC-ing and not only offered encouragement and some pointers but even offered to write some material for me. This last offer I found extremely generous. I was too overwhelmed to take him up on it but it’s given me an extra boost of confidence for getting up on that stage tonight.

The back story is: I used to do stand-up at the beginning of my radio career and at one point it got to the fork in the road late nights in comedy clubs or early morning on the radio because the two could not keep up any longer for me.  I chose radio because it was paying the bills. I’ve dabbled in stand up since then but that’s it. Anyway, it’s something I’ve always loved so I’m trying to ease my way back into it. I don’t have a specific goal or agenda with this, just trying to do something that I like to do when I have the time. I love radio but I often have more to say than our format and time will allow so I like stand-up because it gives me another outlet and a live audience. Part of me was wondering if I could even do this anymore but today’s encouragement has given me the green light to press on. Thanks Mark Curry, not only are you a gentleman, you are generous!

Alright I’m gonna blast through this blog so pelase excuse ani typos. LOL

I don’t know what it was but today it seemed like the crazy came out of everyone. First that story about the guy from Houston who was arrested in for indecent exposure and his alibi in court was that his junk was “too short” to even be noticed. LOL Off the air we were trying to come up with a funny catch phrase (ala, Johnny Cochran for OJ) “If it’s less than an inch, you can not pinch”. I came up with “if you are short, short, youare out of court, court” and to quote Mark Nieto. “that didn’t work, work” Comedy isn’t easy people!

I’ll see you tonight at Tommy T’s with Mark Curry for some laughs to benefit the Nunn and Wilson families. Catch his Hollywood Dirt with Maria on today’s podcast.

FYI, the ants are back in my apartment! As Maria said this morning, “they are back for the moving out party”. Yeah this weekend is the big move with the girlfriend on my birthday. Let me ask you for some advice. What do you do with pictures of your ex. In this case my ex-wife. I would in the past just throw them away. I feel sort of different in this case because she is the mother of my children. I’m not exactly going to put them on display but what is the proper course of action? Do I box them? Shoot me an email if you can offer up some advice.

Attention Gary Spivey fans, on Monday we will open up our guest list for the “in studio, live show” with Gary on Thursday. Maria and I encourage you to email us with your question for Gary. You may end up in the studio with us!

Have a great day!

BalTazer

• for rizzo!

Wanna play an Amy Winehouse “Escape from Rehab” game?

click the pic and spend the next couple hours at work breaking “Crackhouse” outta rehab!

90210 for 24 hours!!!!!!!!!

September 1st, that Monday, Labor Day, SoapNET is doing a marathon, here is what they’re playing…

12AM Episode #1991-Pilot A - “Pilot-Part 1/The Class of Beverly Hills” Twins Brenda and Brandon Walsh move to Beverly Hills, where they start school at West Beverly and go to their first party. (Season 1)

1AM Episode #1991-Pilot B - “Pilot-Part 2/The Class of Beverly Hills” Brenda’s romance with an older man causes problems at home and at school. (Season 1)

2AM Episode #1991-006 “Perfect Mom” — As they prepare for the mother-daughter fashion show, Brenda’s jealous of Kelly’s glamorous mom, unaware of all the issues she’s hiding. (Season 1)

3AM Episode #1991-009 “Isn’t It Romantic?” — Brenda and Dylan’s first date is met with disapproval by her father. (Season 1)

4AM Episode #1991-012 “Slumber Party” — Secrets are exposed and emotions run high during Brenda’s girls-only slumber party. (Season 1)

5AM Episode #1991-021 “Spring Dance” — At the big spring dance, Kelly brings Brandon and is crowned Queen; Brenda leaves with Dylan and sleeps with him for the first time; Steve takes Donna, but it doesn’t go well. (Season 1)

6AM Episode #1992-022 “Beach Blanket Brandon” Brenda’s so freaked out about her pregnancy scare, she breaks up with Dylan. (Season 2)

7AM Episode #1992-034 “Halloween” — Donna and Brenda support Kelly when she’s the victim of unwanted advances at a Halloween party. (Season 2)

8AM Episode #1992-047 “Things to Do on a Rainy Day” Donna goes to see her pop idols, Color Me Badd, but finds out her mother is cheating in the process. (Season 2)

9AM Episode #1992-048 “Mexican Stand-off” — Brenda and Dylan sneak off to Baja, but then can’t get back into the country; Kelly gets close with Jake, much to Steve’s chagrin. (Season 2)

10AM Episode #1992-049 “Wedding Bell Blues” — The Walshes are furious when they realize Brenda lied and ran off to Mexico with Dylan, especially Jim, who forbids her from seeing him. Kelly’s pleasantly surprised when Jake shows up at Jackie and Mel’s wedding. (Season 2)

11AM Episode #1993-052 “Too Little Too Late / Paris 75001″ — Brenda and Donna have trouble adjusting to Parisian culture. Kelly and Dylan bond in Brenda’s absence. (Season 3)

12PM Episode #1993-054 “Shooting Star / American in Paris” — Even after David catches them kissing, Dylan and Kelly end up spending a romantic night on the beach together; meanwhile, in Paris, Brenda pretends she’s French when she meets a handsome American student (Dean Cain). (Season 3)

1PM Episode #1993-061 “Destiny Rides Again” — David pressures Donna about her choice to remain abstinent; Brenda is shocked to run into Rick in L.A.; Brenda and Dylan break up when they disagree about the SATs, and Dylan admits to a summer fling, but doesn’t reveal with whom; Dylan immediately asks Kelly out. (Season 3)

2PM Episode #1993-062 - “Rebel with a Cause” — Kelly and Brenda get into a fight when Brenda (on a date with Rick) runs into Kelly out on a date with Dylan. (Season 3)

3PM Episode #1993-068 “Back in the Highlife Again” - Dylan tells Kelly that he chooses her over Brenda, and they kiss in the pool. They then break the news to Brenda and she takes it badly. (Season 3)

4PM Episode #1993-076 “A Night to Remember” When Donna gets drunk at a prom party, her friends try unsuccessfully to hide it from Mrs. Teasley. (Season 3)

5PM Episode #1993-077 “Something in the Air” As Donna faces the school board, her friends organize a march to protest her not being allowed to graduate with them. (Season 3)

6PM Episode #1993-078A “Commencement Part 1″ — As they prepare to graduate, the gang reminisces and participates in the year-end rituals at school. (Season 3)

7PM Episode #1993-078B “Commencement Part 2″ The gang graduate from West Beverly and leave their mark on the Hollywood sign. (Season 3)

8PM Episode #1994-081 “The Little Fish” The gang starts to adjust to college life except for Brenda and Dylan, who have both given up on school for now and spend some quality time together. (Season 4)

9PM Episode #1994-106 “Acting Out” Kelly and Brenda compete for the same role in a play. (Season 4)

10PM Episode #1994-109A - “Mr. Walsh Goes to Washington Part 1″ Kelly admits her feelings for Brandon to Andrea; Brenda gets an offer to study acting in London (Season 4)

11PM Episode #1994-109B - “Mr. Walsh Goes to Washington Part 2″ - Kelly surprises Brandon in Washington; Donna catches David cheating; Brenda shares a special goodbye with Dylan before heading to London. (Season 4)

Lindsay bringing back “The Side Boob” to nail Mista Phelps!

Ricky Martin is having twins, without even touching a girl, gotta love science…

One of them is hooking up with Tila Tequila, the other one is a Kardashian

Semel showed up in the party town without new girlfriend Tila Tequila and started the night at Sushi Samba in the Palazzo with Kourtney Kardashian. “They were filming their dinner for ‘Keeping Up With the Kardashians’ ” our spy said. Later, Kardashian called it a night and Semel went out to Pure at Caesars with Vegas showman Jeff Beacher - and proceeded to “go nuts,” a spy said. “Courtenay got so drunk she was falling down. Security asked her to leave, but she refused.” Semel finally left, but on her way out there was an altercation with a security guard. “She was arrested and spent the night in jail,” a Semel pal confirmed. “And she lost her phone.”

I know why Rihanna is dating Chris Brown, he’s got all that “gum” money!

Patricia says:
“I’m a professional Business Manager, I have a staff of more than a dozen, I have worked for many high profile actors, musicians and multi-million dollar corporations. Why would I steal from Rihanna?”

“I showed her all the paperwork and tried to explain to her the circumstances but she wouldn’t listen. She called me all sorts of horrible names and stormed off. I now feel compelled to share with the world the background story as I will not allow my name to be slandered”

According to Patricia, Marc Jordan, who is Rihanna’s manager, has been mismanaging the star’s funds. “Def Jam doesn’t fund Rihanna properly, so Marc uses the money Rihanna makes from third-party endorsements and from tours to fund her album and music videos,” Patricia explains.

“I don’t want to disrespect Marc’s name. He is a fantastic manager and genuinely believes in Rihanna. But he uses her money to fund her future projects because he believes he can break her in the world-market. Her album sales are not nearly as close to her single sales and he knows that if she is only known as a ’singles artist’ she will only be as good as her last hit. Unfortunately, he didn’t inform his client and I’m receiving the brunt of it….”

Obama is kind of like a Celebrity…sure…i’ll buy that…but arent most Presidents?

THE FIRST THING WRONG WITH THIS…..”BE SMART” …. THE PICKED THE WRONG GIRL!!!!!!

also, anyone else think she’s looks hella plastic and pretty much like a life size blow up doll?

I LOVE RACHEAL MCADAMS … BUT RYAN IS KINDA SUCKY

still…glad she’s getting some

NYSNC coming back … maybe…but Justin isnt down

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO …. where is she going?!?!!?!!?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Thank God … the shows ratings are down … please tell me its going to be canceled!!!!

It seems America has fallen out of love with The Hills. Ratings for MTV’s faux “reality” series took a nosedive with the show’s fourth Season Premiere Monday night. Nielsen ratings for The Hills were down 9% in its key 12-to-34 demographic (2.1 million) and down 5% among total viewers (3.5 million) in comparison to the show’s third Season Premiere just a year ago.

Also, on the Hills front ….

Heidi’s a virgin … and i’m Black.

“Best Job Ever … for reals”

Still Alive … good job

BIRTHDAY SHOUTS ! ! !! !

Usain Bolt (22)
Hayden Panettiere (19)
Paris Bennett (20)
Chantelle Houghton (25)
Kelis (29)
Kimberly Stewart (29)
Alicia Witt (33)
Amy Fisher (34)
Carrie-Ann Moss (41)
Jeff Stryker (46)
Kim Cattrall (52)
Loretta Devine (59)
Patty McCormack (63)
Peter Weir (64)
Kenny Rogers (70)

Sharon Stone is a Cougar …. dating some dude half her age… YOU GO GIRL!

Weather Man gone wrong!

Audrina going for the gold … God Bless America

…..who’s on drugs?!?

Doing a song together … can Justin save Britney?!?!

Tom Green must have a horse ****

i’m just saying…he’s getting some good booty considering he’s broke and … Tom Green

I don’t know many people that start a sentence that way, except maybe in their heads. It’s in my head today because someone I consider to be a good friend told me they are moving away at the end of the month. We’re friends so of course I wish her the best. I’ll go so far to say that in my heart of hearts I think this move will bring her fun and success beyond her wildest dreams and yet a little piece of me says “but”.

I think this is a common experience between friends or even siblings when one is taking a step that leaves the other behind…new jobs, promotions, weddings, babies etc. Even though we wish our friend or sibling the best there’s a little piece of us that has that nagging “but”. The but generally amounts to “I wish things didn’t have to change.”

Back to my case, I wish my friend more happiness than her heart can hold. I know she’s had a rough patch for a bit so I know a change of scenery will be good. Yet, I haven’t made many friends here so part of me is not only sad to see her leaving but sad for the loss of her immediate presence. Sure we’ll talk on the phone and visit when we can but it’s not the same as being able to take off for lunch or hang out at a festival. I’ll even admit there’s probably a twinge of jealously at all the cool adventures she’ll have without me. This is just human nature, the yin and yang of things. I don’t remember much about high school science but I do remember one of the laws : For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.  I also don’t remember what that applies to specifically but I apply it to life. Just look at the crowds in any casino…while somone is hitting the jackpot, someone is crapping out!

Anyway, to my friend I wish you an abundance of health, wealth and happiness and ask that you please forgive my selfish little “but”.

I have to admit something un-American. In recent years, I have let my interest in the Olympics wain.  It’s become like the drugstore…I’ll go when I need something. Well I needed something this time and his name is Michael Phelps.  Obviously I am not alone. The ratings for this Olympics ,even with the time difference and all the ways you can see it besides TV, have been great! However, you have to admit that most have been tuning in to see if Michael would break Mark Spitz’s record. He did and we cheered and those of us with two X chromosomes (and some with a Y) took some time out to shamelessly check out the merchandise.  I hate to admit it, but what he’s selling I’m buying.  What’s he selling? In my opinion good ol’ fashioned American sex appeal. You know the wholesome guy next door. You know the guy that back in the day threw the paper or mowed your parent’s lawn or was the high school quarterback . The good-looking-( but didn’t really know it which made him that much more appealing) guy.  One of the boys who’s loved by the girls because down deep he’s a good guy. Popular as he is, it’s not going to his head. He’s the hometown hero that still says please and thank-you and holds the door open for ladies.

Now before I go any further with this let me state for the record I don’t know Michael Phelps, save for pictures and interviews. I  have never met him or anybody that has met him so part of my musings are just that. It’s the impression that I get of him with some of my personal fantasy heaped on.  I’m sure he has flaws like the rest of us and the media will find them and splash them across every tabloid in the supermarket. However, for just a little while longer I would like to bask in the golden glow of his 8 medals and remember a time when sex appeal wasn’t all style with no substance. I’m sure the day is coming that he’ll hit Hollywood with his posse and there’s a You Tube video of him locking lips or worse with some model/actress/whatever while chugging booze straight out of the bottle before passing out and being carried out to the limo. Some will applaud, some will laugh and many of us will be dissappointed.  Whatever. Call it old-fashioned but right now I want to have a schoolgirl crush on the cool boy next door who’s an American hero who doesn’t know this girl is alive. Go USA!

Charles Barkley is kind of a wuss, everyone was talking about his “bombing a Patron bottle” (bombing = slamming, chugging, drinking, consuming)

well for starters, he shares it with the fans, fans are nasty, you dont want to drink the bottle after them, and what the hell .. only the bottom of the bottle?!!?

Mr Barkley … I call shenanigans … man up, little girl.

I HATE talking about this girl …

BUT

when she says she’s persecuted like Jesus …

“I don’t even want to talk about that,” Montag says. “There were rumors about a sex tape, but I had nothing to do with that. God knows the truth in all of this, and at the end of the day, that is the only thing that matters. Jesus was persecuted, and I’m going to get persecuted, ya know?”

god … someone push her off a cliff… take Spencer also … thanks!

JT doing something sexy with … colonge … clothes?

can you tell which one Jonas brother is gay?

neither could I ….

my guess … the one rocking the scarf

What the hell is that crap in her hair?

The caption should be “FAIL”

Lily Allen pulls a “Winehouse” and tried punching a heckler….good job girl….throw ‘dem bows!

J Lo is an idiot …

Lopez, who appeared on “Good Morning America” Aug. 18 to discuss her preparations for the Malibu Triathlon, was overheard saying after the segment that she “couldn’t understand why everyone is talking about that swimmer,” according to a GMA source. “She couldn’t come up with (eight-time gold-medal winner Michael) Phelps’ name, and then she yammered on about how she was the one training for a triathlon just six months after giving birth, and how that was the big story right now, not ‘the swimmer.’ ”

Someone tell Marc Anthony to man up and handle his mess of a wife…talking bad about Mr Phelps….what a hole.

NOOOOOOOOOOOO …. sources are saying she’s got her claws in him again!

RUN OWEN!!!!!!

Don Vita Teese is selling “Wonderbra’s” now …

My boobs are small …but I would totally buy anything she sells…who WANTS A WONDERBRA!!!!!

We LOVE the Mike and Juliet show on Fox around 9am, omfg this show is a trainwreck, Juliet is smoking hot and Mike is a total “Anchorman” ….

but this clip is something The Soup found, which i think ALL of you should watch…

Did this dude get naked and mess up the Harry Potter movies!?!!

thats what the word is … the are moving around the date so it doesnt mess up the Potter movies.

Phil Collins is worth 100 MILLION BUCKS?!?!!?!?!

and he’s giving his wife 50 … snaps … thats the biggest divorce settlement in Britain.

please no, don’t do Playboy, please, please!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DAMN

mad birthdays today

John Stamos (45)
Romeo (19)
Erika Christensen (26)
Jennifer Morrison (29)
Stephen Carr (32)
Tracie Thoms (33)
Fat Joe (38)
Matthew Perry (39)
Nate Dogg (39)
LeAnn Womack (42)
Kevin Dillon (43)
Kyra Sedgwick (43)
Adam Arkin (52)
Peter Gallagher (53)
Jonathan Frakes (56)
Tipper Gore (60)
Gerald McRaney (60)
Bill Clinton (62)
Jill St. John (68)

Star of “The Office” and “Pineapple Express” has his hands full of bubba, his prison cell mate of problems …

Upon searching his vehicle, a cornucopia of drugs including meth and ecstasy were found. According to TMZ, the DA has charged Craig with possession and being under the influence of cocaine, amphetamines and cannabinoids.

damn dude … get off the PIPE!

Ever seen someone melt?

hrmm…something seems outta place…but I cant put my finger on it?!?!

Angelina Jolie vs Roseanna Barr

“Your evil spawn Angelina Jolie and her vacuous hubby Brad Pitt make about $40 million a year in violent, psychopathic movies and give away three of it to starving children, trying to look as if they give a crap about humanity as they spit out more dunces that will consume more than their fair share and wreck the earth even more.”

“Miss Jolie says she likes [John] McCain too and hasn’t decided who to endorse….huh?” Roseanne writes. “Aren’t you supposed to be somewhat enlightened, or do you not know that the African daughter you hold in every picture had parents who suffered and died because of the Republican party’s worldwide economic assault on Africa over the last few decades since Reagan?”

She claims that Jolie’s “Thai and Vietnamese sons” are also “victims of America’s right-wing military incursions too.”

should be a good “battle of the blogs”

Get our TV tested before 10pm tonight, otherwise who knows what it might catch watching The Hills….

Speaking of melting … Amy Winehouse back on the stage…

American Pie star Jason biggs gets a kick out of wearing boxer shorts his wife’s ex used to wear.

The actor, who wed Jenny Mollen in April (08), admits he found the briefs lying around one day and decided to try them on for size - and now he has claimed them.

He tells Playboy magazine, “She saw me wearing them, and she was like, `You know, those are Drew’s.’ I don’t care. He broke them in, and they fit me perfectly.

“I wore them on our honeymoon.”

eww…thats just gross…dude…bro code… throw away the boxers , ya pie loving weirdo!

Phelps + Lindsay Lohan = Guppy Love

if anyone can bring her back from the “other side” … its a Olympic Gold Medal winner!!!!

This is just gonna get weird isnt it….

The girl in the above pics is Courtenay Semel, i guess she’s got “YaHoo” money or something … anyways … she dated Linds and now is dating Tila …. sounds fun right, well Courtenay is talking about drugs and lesbian love …

“From the start Lindsay was very confused about her feelings for Courtenay so did more and more drugs to stifle the sexual attraction she was experiencing,” Courtenay’s friend (Courtenay) says.

“But eventually she just gave in and at every party they’d kiss and touch each other in the corner. It’s a miracle nobody found out.”

“Both of them would do lines of cocaine in the toilets then head home and fall into bed together.”

hot … drugs off a toilet

iPod Love

BARACK OBAMA
1. Ready or Not Fugees
2. What’s Going On Marvin Gaye
3. I’m On Fire Bruce Spingsteen
4. Gimme Shelter Rolling Stones
5. Sinnerman Nina Simone
6. Touch the Sky Kanye West
7. You’d Be So Easy to Love Frank Sinatra
8. Think Aretha Franklin
9. City of Blinding Lights U2
10. Yes We Can will.i.am

JOHN McCAIN
1. Dancing Queen ABBA
2. Blue Bayou Roy Orbison
3. Take a Chance On Me ABBA
4. If We MakeIt Through December Merle Haggard
5. As Time Goes By Dooley Wilson
6. Good Vibrations The Beach Boys
7. What A Wonderful World Louis Armstrong
8. I’ve Got You Under My Skin Frank Sinatra
9. Sweet Caroline Neil Diamond
10. Smoke Gets In Your Eyes The Platters

sounds like a bunch of crap … no “Bay” stuff…no 40 … no short… thats some BULL!

I guess her parents dont like the whole “kissing girls” thing …

“I hate the song. It clearly promotes homosexuality and its message is shameful and disgusting.
Katy knows how I feel. We are a very outspoken family and she knows how disappointed her father and I are. I can’t even listen to that song. The first time I heard it I was in total shock. When it comes on the radio I bow my head and pray.”

Kim has found her true calling … crawling all over a stage dressed as a clown

Good Job Mamma Spears…bring out the twins!

I hope her career comes back … love me some Mamma Spears!

Officially … Morpheus is back on TV … I mean … CSI?!?!

J-Lo’s workout video on GMA … she’s back on the “grind” and wants to run a marathon … good luck ya sexy mammacita!

The Jonas Bros in Washington

Yup … still got’cha talents!

damn … im kinda mean

…happy birthday B … almost .. here is a pic of your “mans” broad …

Yes the headline it another gratuitous birthday plug for the big day coming up on Saturday. If you share it, we would love to hear from you in the morning on Friday! Or on that note you can call us for any reason. Hell, we’ll take a “It’s Tuesday” call..lol

Tomorrow from what I’m hearing is a big back to school day. Ahh the memories from back in the day. The new school clothes that my mom made me take off right I got home from school so I wouldn’t wear them out. That only lasted about two weeks, then they got dirty just like the other clothes. I wasn’t lying this morning dreading the back to school shopping. the term “husky” haunts me to this day. What the fat kids have a special name …”Husky” meaning you don’t fit into normal school kid sizes but you are too young for your gear to be called ”men’s clothing”. So some genius came up with “husky” Just put “Mas Gordo” on my forehead! LOL

Michael Phelps hookingup with Lindsey Lohan? Michael in the past has expressed his interest in the “loca”. BTW, didn’t you think he lost on Friday? His mom had him in second place! That was unbelievable!

Here’s a question I was asked over the weekend. Who’s sexier, olympic women marathon runners or women swimmers?  Hmmmm, I think it’s a tie..LOL (oh, I know that was bad)

Hey save Thursday night for a night of laughs with comedian Mark Curry at Tommy T’s in Pleasanton. This is a special night to benifit the Nunn and Wilson families of Oakley. You may of heard of the tragic plane crash were both sets of parents lost their lives leaving four kids behind. Please go to Tommyts.com for more information on you can donate or just come by the club Thursday night.

I’m going to have to run (haircut appointment) Lol

Talk to you in the morning!

BalTazer