Hot Enough for ya?
Hot enough for ya? Now I know why we are calling this Labor weekend the “Cali Caliente” weekend. Its $#@&% Hot! Caliente! My new crib has no AC. I repeat no AC! We are cooling down the old school way with portable fans and that is not working. I’m going to turn on the sprinklers today and run through them.
Maria was busting on me because I went to Bed Bath and Beyond by myself the other day. “I should take away your man card”! What?! A heterosexual man can’t go and buy stuff for his house? This is the same woman who is all about Barack Obama and “change”. I think it is great that a guy can be a little domestic and in tune with bath products. OK maybe she’s right, I was the only guy in the whole damn place! but I have to tell you about this cool thing I ran into while I was there. If you have someone in the house who “funks up the bathroom”, they have a thing called “courtesy flush”. Sop rather than doing what I call the “canary test” where you send a bird into the bathroom and if it survives it is safe to walk in. Just use “courtesy flush”. I took it home and believe it or not the $%#@ really works! LOL.. It may be a relationship saver!
D.L Hughley came in at just the right time today as they announced the vice president choice for Senator John McCain. I applaud that McCain selected a woman as a running mate but who is she? Sarah Palin who is governor of Alaska and a runner up in the Miss Alaska beauty pageant when she was younger. But to quote D.L “yeah but who where the other contestants? A bear, a deer and moose!” LOL
Obama just fired back as I’m watching the news in the other room. I’m paraphrasing the quote “Congratulations on choosing the former mayor of a town of 9,000 persons. Do you really want someone to be a heartbeat away from the presidency with lack of experience?” Yikes that is scary! Go Obama go!
Go B go! I gotta run. Have a safe and happy weekend!
BalTazer