Dancing with the has-beens
no, im not excited to see Kim Kardashian dance around …. only because she ruins the whole process by wearing clothes…
when you take a “porn star” and try to make them … well … mainstream … you gotta realize that no one wants old porn stars to be normal, thats why they are porn stars.
Ted and Jeff Ross are gonna take that to the bank!
My girl Anna K
always sends me funny pics, today I almost shot Pepsi out of my nose….
hahahahaha
thats some funny junk….thanks guuurl !
Faith Evans will cut you for even being in the same room as her man, thats a hard B****!!!
I got to Big’s bedroom door, turned the knob, and went inside. As soon as I saw a small lump next to Big’s large frame, I flew into a rage, ran over to the side of the bed, and pulled back the covers. I grabbed some chick out of the bed and started beating her ass. At some point, the chick’s wig came off in my hand: It was a short, cropped wig. I stopped throwing punches for a minute to get a good look at the chick I was beating up. It was Lil’ Kim. She was completely butt-naked, yelling as I pushed her around the
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN
“We are turning the heat up on ‘Idol’ this year and are thrilled to welcome Kara to the judges’ table,” said creator and executive producer Simon Fuller. “She is a smart, sassy lady, and one of America ’s most successful songwriters. We know she will bring a new level of energy and excitement to the show.”
“We had originally intended for AMERICAN IDOL to have four judges,” said executive producer Cecile Frot-Coutaz. “We’ve seen from our international series that having a fourth judge creates a dynamic that benefits both the contestants and the viewers.”
whatever…this is only cause Paula is outta her DAMN MIND … and is on her way OUT ! ! ! !! ! !! !
Happy Birthday Sean … I know any woman would give up a left leg for a ‘bounce ….
Lindsay isnt a lesbian, she’s dating a dude
wait wait wait … thats still Samantha…..nevermind
where is PHELPS AT??!?!!?
oh yeah … he’s doing this chick and doesnt want his junk to burn off from Lohan ….
Shrek is making an appearance for Donald Trump … no she’s not carrying rocks for the new Dubai Hotel .. she’s looking for a job…
And the next catwoman is … WHAT?!?!!? awwwwh hell no!!!!!
The Hills make some cash!
damn … really… im in the wrong biz … i need to be useless on TV … thats where it pays!
Lauren Conrad: $75,00 per episode ($1.4 million for Season Four)
Heidi Montag: $65,000 per episode ($1.25 million per year)
Spencer Pratt: $65,000 per episode ($1.25 million per year)
Audrina: $35,000 per episode ($665,000 per year)
Whitney: $20,000 per episode ($380,000 per year)
Brody: $10,000 per episode ($190,000 per year)
Lauren “Lo”: $10,000 per episode ($190,00 for Season Four)
Stephanie: $8,000 per episode ($152,000 for Season Four)
Thats a still from Heidi “nothing between the ears” Montag’s music video … doing what she does best 
Really … what the hell is this about … really … i bet Mr Lohan would beat that ass!
Bootleg Britney Spears Footage
If you want some fancy new whore horse hair, Paris Hilton has just what you need
Sad Face … the Olympics are over…
Wanna join Miley at Disneyland … do you have $250???
Nope … then you get nothing … like that Soup dude from Seinfeld …. NO MILEY FOR YOU!
