Back to School!
Big love to you on a Monday, I hope you had a weekend as good as mine. Birthday was slammin! Thanks for all the well wishes and love! My girl really went all out getting me Patriot vs San Diego Charger tickets! That was just one of many surprises from her including a personalized birthday card! The tickets were great but it was all the little things that made it extra special.
You may remember that I was moving to this weekend. This is when you realize you have too much crap, and in this case two people have too much crap! LOL Anybody need a fondue kit? We have two barely used, in good condition (sounds like a craigslist ad) for your melting pleasure. I have moved so many times that I have learned to shed the “pack rat” disease so many people suffer from. But yeah there is the exception to the rule. I still have all my baseball caps and golf visors from growing up. Fully worn and complete with sweat stains. Why? I don’t know why! Because they are memories of a certain team, golf course, etc. Then why do I keep them in a box five rows deep in the closest? Que pendejo!
Along with my girl, I’m now living with a new furry friend. Her name is “Kitty” and she steals the show at our house. This morning was my first one at the new house and getting ready with unopen boxes and bags all around me is not very pleasant. If animals could actually speak out loud, Kitty would be saying “What’s a matter, can’t dress in the dark? I can see perfectly fine. And oh those socks don’t match…Meow” That is the early morning ritual that now is a little trickier because I don’t want to wake up my girl. Getting dressed, half asleep, in the dark and trying to keep the light and noise down. While Kitty follows me around for laughs.
People are busting on me since Perez Hilton threw out the “your 42 years old now, right?” line on Friday’s report. No!!!!!!I’m not 42! That question will remain a mystery. Age ain’t nothing but a number baby.
Hey big week for guest this week starting with Samantha Harris from Dancing with the Stars. Call us tomorrow to get on the Gary Spivey live show! Vanessa Minello (Nick Lachey’s girl) and D.L Hughley Friday!!!! I will talk to you tomorrow!
BalTazer