What a !#%@ show today!
Alright I’m gonna blast through this blog so pelase excuse ani typos. LOL
I don’t know what it was but today it seemed like the crazy came out of everyone. First that story about the guy from Houston who was arrested in for indecent exposure and his alibi in court was that his junk was “too short” to even be noticed. LOL Off the air we were trying to come up with a funny catch phrase (ala, Johnny Cochran for OJ) “If it’s less than an inch, you can not pinch”. I came up with “if you are short, short, youare out of court, court” and to quote Mark Nieto. “that didn’t work, work” Comedy isn’t easy people!
I’ll see you tonight at Tommy T’s with Mark Curry for some laughs to benefit the Nunn and Wilson families. Catch his Hollywood Dirt with Maria on today’s podcast.
FYI, the ants are back in my apartment! As Maria said this morning, “they are back for the moving out party”. Yeah this weekend is the big move with the girlfriend on my birthday. Let me ask you for some advice. What do you do with pictures of your ex. In this case my ex-wife. I would in the past just throw them away. I feel sort of different in this case because she is the mother of my children. I’m not exactly going to put them on display but what is the proper course of action? Do I box them? Shoot me an email if you can offer up some advice.
Attention Gary Spivey fans, on Monday we will open up our guest list for the “in studio, live show” with Gary on Thursday. Maria and I encourage you to email us with your question for Gary. You may end up in the studio with us!
Have a great day!
BalTazer