meet my friend PAT and his homey RON
Charles Barkley is kind of a wuss, everyone was talking about his “bombing a Patron bottle” (bombing = slamming, chugging, drinking, consuming)
well for starters, he shares it with the fans, fans are nasty, you dont want to drink the bottle after them, and what the hell .. only the bottom of the bottle?!!?
Mr Barkley … I call shenanigans … man up, little girl.
I HATE talking about this girl …

BUT
when she says she’s persecuted like Jesus …
“I don’t even want to talk about that,” Montag says. “There were rumors about a sex tape, but I had nothing to do with that. God knows the truth in all of this, and at the end of the day, that is the only thing that matters. Jesus was persecuted, and I’m going to get persecuted, ya know?”
god … someone push her off a cliff… take Spencer also … thanks!

JT doing something sexy with … colonge … clothes?

can you tell which one Jonas brother is gay?
neither could I ….
my guess … the one rocking the scarf

What the hell is that crap in her hair?
The caption should be “FAIL”
Lily Allen pulls a “Winehouse” and tried punching a heckler….good job girl….throw ‘dem bows!

J Lo is an idiot …
Lopez, who appeared on “Good Morning America” Aug. 18 to discuss her preparations for the Malibu Triathlon, was overheard saying after the segment that she “couldn’t understand why everyone is talking about that swimmer,” according to a GMA source. “She couldn’t come up with (eight-time gold-medal winner Michael) Phelps’ name, and then she yammered on about how she was the one training for a triathlon just six months after giving birth, and how that was the big story right now, not ‘the swimmer.’ ”
Someone tell Marc Anthony to man up and handle his mess of a wife…talking bad about Mr Phelps….what a hole.

NOOOOOOOOOOOO …. sources are saying she’s got her claws in him again!
RUN OWEN!!!!!!

Don Vita Teese is selling “Wonderbra’s” now …
My boobs are small …but I would totally buy anything she sells…who WANTS A WONDERBRA!!!!!
We LOVE the Mike and Juliet show on Fox around 9am, omfg this show is a trainwreck, Juliet is smoking hot and Mike is a total “Anchorman” ….
but this clip is something The Soup found, which i think ALL of you should watch…

Did this dude get naked and mess up the Harry Potter movies!?!!
thats what the word is … the are moving around the date so it doesnt mess up the Potter movies.

Phil Collins is worth 100 MILLION BUCKS?!?!!?!?!

and he’s giving his wife 50 … snaps … thats the biggest divorce settlement in Britain.

please no, don’t do Playboy, please, please!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DAMN
mad birthdays today
John Stamos (45)
Romeo (19)
Erika Christensen (26)
Jennifer Morrison (29)
Stephen Carr (32)
Tracie Thoms (33)
Fat Joe (38)
Matthew Perry (39)
Nate Dogg (39)
LeAnn Womack (42)
Kevin Dillon (43)
Kyra Sedgwick (43)
Adam Arkin (52)
Peter Gallagher (53)
Jonathan Frakes (56)
Tipper Gore (60)
Gerald McRaney (60)
Bill Clinton (62)
Jill St. John (68)
