Booty Call!

Ha, I know that the headline would grab ya! The term “booty call” originator Bill Bellamy was off the hook this morning! (check out podcast of the Dirt) Bill and I go back 12 years (sorry for  name dropping..lol)  and remains one of my favorites because of his willingness to be open and honest. He keep’s it real! This morning he wanted an update on my love life and the whole moving in with girlfriend situation. “Ahh you are in love B” he said with a smile. “Why can’t relationships stay like the way they are in the first three months?…..It is all good until the first fight, then it all changes.” Is that true?  You will hear more of Bill tomorrow morning. His take on men and women in relationships is mad funny!

Shout out to Lupe from San Jose who I ran into last night at Maria’s Saddlerack party. Can you believe that Lupe and her coworkers had a pool on my girlfriend’s nationality? LOL that just cracks me up..And Lupe, your guess of Asian won’t win you the pool.LOL

Speaking of relationships, I want to remind you that the Love Coach Janeane Kaiser is holding her “Soulmate Quest” event this weekend in Pleasanton. Check out the information at YourdatingIQ.com

How would you like to eat 12,000 calories a day and not gain a pound? Swim like Michael Phelps! Here is his daily diet..

Breakfast:

Three egg sandwiches loaded with cheese, fried onions and don’t forget the mayo!

Snack:

Two cups of coffee, five egg omelette, a bowl of grits, three slices of french toast and three chocalate chip pancakes (I feel Gordo already)

Lunch:

A pound of pasta and two large ham and cheese sandwiches slathered (I love that word) with mayo on white bread. capped off with a 1,000 calories worth of energy drinks (what did you expect diet soda? psyeah?)

Dinner:

A pound of pasta (again!) and an entire pizza. Plus more energy drinks!!

I tries to get Chunk or Maria to eat this as a stunt for the show. Both declined. Oh, what about me? You say. Ahh Hello! I have a figure I have to watch! Pahh-lease!

See U tomorrow!

BalTazer

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