Silly Pet Tricks

for reals … yesterday Balty was talking about “Pet Day” on the radio … and my inner broadcaster was screaming “HACCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKK” …. which refers to bits that are lame and should never be used on the radio ever,normally they are used to make the Host/Co Host feel good about having calls into the station.. other then that.. you can get anyone you want to talk about which is better… “the soccer ball or he basketball” … or “which topping is better on a burrito..”guac or sour cream”

even this morning I was dreading doing “pet stuff”on the radio … even walking to get coffee this morning I saw a dog in a car and was all like, “please, let us do something else besides pets on the radio today”

then I started taking calls for pets…and laughed…a lot….pets are silly and pet owners love them some animals…but the fun calls were from people who told us about the ’spouses’ animals … that run into walls, fall asleep on walks and generally twenty cards short of a full deck….

the bit is still lame … oh well … another day, another slash.

OK … here is the joke about Kelsey Grammer:

to quote him, “I was thinking I had to take care of my family, i’ve got to much stuff to do”

what he really thought…”CRAP … if I don’t make it on the Cheers movie im screwed!!!!”

hahahahah

Happy Birthday to Ben from Santa Rosa … he’s turning 24 today…CHEERS AND HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRO!!!

following the Barack Obama world tour …. he’s in Germany … and will be back in the states in a few days…

speaking of that, here are some Comic Books about the candidates.


I love Katy Perry…just putting that out there

if you dont … you suck..here is her video..enjoy it!

LIVE!!!!!

HCwDB’s = Hot Chicks with D Bags

The dude is coming this weekend … check him out here

Lil Tommy isn’t doing Top Gun 2….sad face :(

President Bush did something good…

… Wednesday signed a law designating a stretch of Route 20A in upstate New York as “Timothy J. Russert Highway,” in honor of the late NBC News journalist.

ATTN: MARIA … here is something for ya

http://www.sears.com/shc/s/s_10153_12605_Appliances_Refrigerators_Compact+Refrigerators?sLevel=2

keep it real girl … lets get some cold drinks

OK, this dude was hella drunk … record breaking drunk…

Stanley Kobierowski, 34, was arrested in Providence, R.I., after smashing his car into an electronic message sign. According to state police, he allegedly blew a .489 and .491 on a Breathalyzer at the scene. That’s more than six times the state’s legal limit. He was brought to a local hospital and held for two days until sober enough to be arraigned, police said.

DAAAAAAAAAAMN

not actually the dude..just a funny pic

Happy 40th BIRTHDAY TO MY MAIN COUG KRISTIN CHENOWETH ! !! ! ! !

omg … queen of the cougs!

Leave this dude alone,he’s got a crazy family and they are all about getting his cash and or whatever… some BS …

speaking of the cops aka “the man” doing what he does …

Agents from America’s Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) have reportedly seized diaries belonging to actress Anne Hathaway in relation to her ex-boyfriend’s fraud case.

hahahahahaahahaahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahah some are gonna be some snazzy princess diaries…

Chris Brown might be throwing his hat into the over-crowded & played out ring of dance competitions…great…more crap on TV…

what is going on with Kim Kardashian’s butt?!?

not that im complaining… just thinking she should market whatever she eats and whatever she does to get that table top she’s dragging around

Legos are cool

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Kidd Rock = Tough

<img src=”http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/kid-rock-waffle-house.jpg” width=369>

here is the video

Sienna Miller aka Miss Countrywide due to her homewrecking ablilities is suing everyone all at once over these and other pics

Greatest Movie Ever goes to the new movie by the tramps who brought you Juno!

Here’s the promotional poster for Diablo Cody’s dark comedy Jennifer’s Body. The motion picture, set for release in 2009, star actress Megan Fox as Jennifer, a cheerleader possessed by a demon who begins feeding off the boys in a small Minnesota farming town.

much love to PopCrunch.Com

another sad face

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Jessica’s Rep claims the “sex tape” was a hoax ….awwwwwwh…we’re stuck with her country album now … snaps.

MTV to remake Rocky Horror Picture Show?!?!

MTV is developing a remake of 1975 cult classic The Rocky Horror Picture Show, reports Variety. Lou Adler, executive producer of the original film, is partnering with BermanBraun and Fox Television Studios on the new rendition.
The new version will use the original screenplay by Jim Sharman and Richard O’Brien but may also include music not featured in the original
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WTF …they are going to eff this up for sure…they should stick to the fake fake fake fake horribly fake The Hills…

keep it real.

Congrats to Amy Adams .. she is gonna get hitched

Cheers & Salute

US Weekly says, “The actress chose the procedure (which can cost around $12,000 a pop) so “she wouldn’t have to deal with the stress of trying to get pregnant,” the source tells Us. “She could just knock it out.’”

hrmm…she did pop out a couple volkswagons…duh…of course she had help..she is on her way to having a whole soccer team or a sweat shop to make movie merch.

haha..sweat shops are silly

the show almost over…i think its gonna be a Taco Truck lunch…check it tomorrow….peace and chicken grease.

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