Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey left the record button on

This rumor has been floating around the internet for so long that its boring … but lets report on it anyways!
DigitalSpy says, “According to reports the tape does exist and has fallen into the hands of the individuals responsible for leaking the Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee sex video.”
But the picture above is from her appearance at a country music festival where people, booed and laughed the night way at her …. hahahaha
Whats going on with LA Jail … for reals …

Khloe Kardashian spent a whole 173 minutes in jail … which is almost the amount of time you could have spent watching The Dark Knight with full credits. LADIES … if you go to LA .. feel free to do whatever you want…cause the law really doesnt matter much down there.

Speaking of The Dark Knight … it made so much money, the Democrats are thinking of taxing Batman. It made 155 million bucks, 65 in its friday day and 20 mil during the midnight screening alone, which is more then “Meet Dave” has made…ever.

Miley is not only leaking naughty pics of herself online…she also leaked her album…so grab the kids and a cd burner and make an afternoon out of it!

Kim Cattrall says, “I don’t think I’d try plastic surgery. I’d be too frightened I’d end up not looking like myself. I don’t want to look in the mirror and see The Joker from Batman staring back at me!”

Awwwwh…one big happy pill popping family … by the way…Britney doesnt have any kids and K-Fed just got hella paid
$20,000 x 2 kids x 12 months x 16 years(until legal age of 18) = never gonna work again
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!
A federal appeals court has thrown out a $550,000 fine against CBS Corp. for the 2004 SUPER BOWL halftime show that ended with JANET JACKSON’s breast-baring “wardrobe malfunction.” The three-judge panel in PHILADELPHIA ruled TODAY that the FCC “acted arbitrarily and capriciously” in issuing the fine for the fleeting image of nudity.
just a “chunk” note on this: thank god … people are smarter then fines .. ya know.
thanks Allaccess.com
here are some pics from my weekend ‘o fun and from The “Foley” Tiki Birthday Party Blowout!!!
Beer Pong = Best Game Ever

The “Entourage”

The Dinner

Not the Girl

Wall ‘o Flame

Happy Birthday PAPPA FOLEY ! !! ! !!

Malibu’s Most Wanted

And the worst picture of the night goes to…..CHUNK

Ok … so I hope this isnt true..because it would helllllllla suck

“The idea is Maverick is at the Top Gun school as an instructor — and this time it is he who has to deal with a cocky new female pilot,” a source told The Sun on Monday.
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA that would be the worst crap on film…since…Meet Dave?
by the way..ol tommy cruise is asking 20 mill a picture….but no one is paying him even close to that … for anything….every…anymore…for reals…he would have to fun “Tom Gun 2: Cruise Control” by himself
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO REDWOOD HIGH SCHOOL ALUM, ROBIN WILLIAMS who is 57 today!!!!!

So I guess the new Britney Spears album will be full of “diss” tracks, including one called A.T.M. about her mom, and Already Bad about Justin Timberlake, the track is about how he wasn’t her first lover … im guessing an Uncle.