A Happy Ending

Alright today’s show was  similar to a plane taking off. Kinda bumpy as we started but a smooth ride once we got to our cruising altitude. I knew my morning was off to a bad start when I forgot my early morning sandwich. When did I find this out? Halfway into my commute into the studios! Que Pendejo (or Ben Dejo..LOL) It wasn’t until I stole some of Maria’s oatmeal that I got settled and relaxed. That was when we finally were able to take off the “fasten seat belt” sign. LOL

What was Keith thinking this morning on the Love Trap (check podcast) Getting a “happy ending” massage is not cheating? LOL!!! Good one Keith, real good one…. I have never been to one of these places but we have to think “Larry” who called us and gave us the 411 on how to ask for one at the massage parlor. Thanks Larry, I will be sure to bring that up at the dinner table tonight. Excellent conversation starter.. LOL

Remember brand new Love Traps every Thursday now at 7:30 and 9 ish.

My new summer guilty pleasure has to be “I Love Money” on VHI. If you haven’t caught the show it has some of the rejects from I Love NY and Rock of Love going through a Road rules type challenges. These people are so bad, it is good.. Go Whiteboy!!!

Something Maria and I didn’t get to this morning was the in depth diet study that finally vindicates Dr. Robert Adkins and his famous low carb diet as the most succesful diet. It beat out the low calorie diet as far as losing the weight and keeping it off. Maria was skeptical when i told her that cholestrol levels actually dropped on many of the dieters. Having said that, the heart association has yet to embrace the results of this study.

I embrace the fact that tomorrow is Friday! Break out the Patron because it is on baby! Talk to you in the morning with Carlos Mencia and Pablo Francisco bringing the funny!

BalTazer

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