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today is the day people, strap up your BluTooth like a good Trekky

I got one, I use plantronics, since they were on the moon and such back in the day…

anyways…onto the drivel…

TOP TEN WAYS TO REALLY KNOW IF YOUR CHILD’S SCHOOL IS SCIENTOLOGIST

10. Placenta and Barley Formula is on the school menu.

9. “Battlefield Earth” is required reading

8. The auditing course has nothing to do with taxes

7. “Intro to Psychology” replaced with “Intro to Dianetics”

6. “Fair Game” is the standard in all organized sports

5. Grades are given in gradients from OT I to OT VIII

4. Required school supplies include glue, a ruler, and an E-meter

3. The “ARC triangle” and the “KRC triangle” have nothing to do with geometry

2. Approved field trips include a visit to The Freewinds and New Life Improvement Center in Plant City, Florida

and the number one way to know your child’s school is really Scientologist:

1. Tom Cruise is the principal

thanks to abby @ Yeeeah!

Us Weekly says, “$28-million-a-year Rodriguez, 32, has made numerous solo nighttime visits to Madonna, 49, [sneaking] out “as late as midnight.”

Again … who really knows or cares … as long as they are happy right?

when did the 90s come back?!?!

People says, “Last week, just days after New Edition took home the Golden Note Award at the 21st annual ASCAP Rhythm & Soul awards in Beverly Hills, the group (minus Bobby Brown) went into an L.A. studio to record with the New Kids. The ensemble track, titled “Full Service,” will appear on NKOTB’s not-yet-titled upcoming album.”

We gotta ask Larry Sutton about this on Thursday for shizzle

Lilly Allen and “The Lohan” are rumored to be doing a track together, this all ties into Mark Ronson (Sam Ronsons Bro) is a music producer..anyways….i like Lilly..her dad is cool … and you know i LOVE me some lohan :)

This is a fun little project … check it out HERE

sick .. i’ll letcha know how it goes!

12 reasons why “MOViES” are a crappy first date ideas….here are the last couple, if you want more check them out HERE

12. You can’t pay attention to the movie
11. Movie theatres are too almost-romantic
10. It’s BLEEEEEEPING expensive

hella funny…number 3 is really funny…check it out!

here is another list that is cool…a little background of my life…im a big dude…my sister is not, she eats very healthy and does yoga…she even “composts”…whatever that crap is…anyways…here is something she sent me via the email at MARCUS@MOVIN997.COM

“The 11 Best Foods YOU Aren’t Eating” - Ny Times Blog

short story long … i gotta start eating half of these….im gonna go with Frozen Blueberrys

Katie and her Mini-Me

MTV wants Ol Trainwreck Britney Spears back for the VMA’s … hope she puts on more clothes

Closer Magazine claims that Angelina Jolie popped out the kids last night … who knows if its true…I hope they made the trip safe…

K-Fed has a new song called, “Daddys Home” …. what the hell kinda title is that???

so the cops came down to the station … i guess they got a complaint and are here to serve and protect…you ears from Baltazar’s laugh

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