Hey haven’t talked to you in a few days. Busy, busy with the Root Beer Float yesterday and crazy personal schedule. Big love to Craig and Tammy from San Jose who I met yesterday at the coliseum. They gave me a ringing endorsement about moving in with my girlfriend. If you are wondering about the results from the question earlier in the week, the response has been 80% “just do it”. Thanks for your input!

My headline read “Poor Vince” off today’s Love Trap (check podcast). You can hear for yourself how sticky the situation got today. Shouting, cursing and a race to cut off Vince at the pass. I don’t know if we will get Vince back on tomorrow for a quick update but he thanks everybody for the support he has received. Keep those emails coming!

If you ever wonder what DJ’s (on air personalities, as I like to give myself a more important sounding title..LOL) listen to when we are off the air. I listen to sports radio and have been totally enthralled in the whole Brett Favre soap opera in Green Bay. Will he or won’t he comeback? Will he be traded? I’m counting down the time till football season. I don’t know if I can root very hard this year for my Patriots. I’m still broken hearted after the debacle in the Super Bowl. Tom and the Pats are coming twice to the bay area to play the Niners and Raiders. Are there any Pat fans out there? Email me!

Big love to KTVU’s Sal Castaneda, great meeting you at the Root Beer Float day, we raised over $30,000!

Tomorrow we have an exclusive with People magazine’s Larry Sutton on the Brad and Angelina baby pics! Plus Maria Bello from the Mummy and more tx to go see the ”So you think you can dance” live tour!

Hasta!

BalTazer 

I do politics and hip hop … and when they happen at the same time … thats just good stuff.

Case in point, the new Ludacris “free-style” off a mixtape by DJ Drama, which hit the streets a few days ago also hit the “inter-webs” yesterday and folks are freaking out, the Obama camp has issued a statement,

“This song is not only outrageously offensive to Senator Clinton, Reverend Jackson, Senator McCain, and President Bush, it is offensive to all of us who are trying to raise our children with the values we hold dear,” said Obama spokesman Bill Burton.

I understand why he came out and said what he said, but he could of went the other way and SAID NOTHING …

As a society we shouldn’t care that much about stuff. I alot of things in this world we should care about … BUT THIS ISNT ONE OF THEM…this is just a waste of news time and such …

and on another note … i downloaded the new Ludacris mixtape (dont worry, its a free download) and its hard..check it out online, its called “The Preview by DJ DRAMA”

Speaking of politics, here is the McCain Ad that features Britney Spears and Paris Hilton … WTF … if McCain really thinks the “media” is against him … he should’nt have released this ad

This is also going to be a cluster-eff because “The Hiltons” gave McCain a lot of money

Cutting the temp/part time workers and overtime would save the state of Cali 100 Mill a month … sucks … but being the 5th largest economy in the world means “we gotta do what we gotta do.”

Wanna know what I would be if I was a cat …

This is Princess Chunk, a cat found in New Jersey, read about it here

For you Maria … enjoy your lunch … hahahahahaha

I dont play golf, but im glad Kendra does

…haha… the best caption ever…

“YES WE CANS”

This is the new Vitamin Water Ad with 50 Cent and Carrie Underwood …. good stuff…..i mean … vitamin water is just sugar .. drink some tap water..its got flouride

Got Milk?

some pics from today and yesterday…

Is Liz Taylor in the hospital?

life support … who knows … the internet lies a lot like my ex girlfriend

COME ONE, COME ALL ! ! ! ! !

just kidding .. save your self from the embarrassment and just put your self on youtube stripping…

Ghostbusters 3?

the rumors are buzzing about Seth Rogan and Steve Carell are doing it … SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!!!!!!!!!

also, its rumored that security tossed out Seth from a club for smoking weed …

speaking of weed….here is a dude in Fresno who bet a bag of weed… at a casino ?!?!

yeah … i said it .. he places down a bag of weed and … wow .. just watch

speaking of something to do while your high

new NKOTB video with Ne-Yo called Single

whats wrong with this pic?

she also talks about “abuse” … wonder who that was?????????????????????????????????????????

also, here is the banned snickers ad that people didnt like…. what do you think!

and my last pic goes to Amy Crackhouse and her kitty….and yes…thats a crackpipe

I swear writing a book sounds like a great idea, I will for sure have a chapter about “My Stall Time with The Duke”.

If you want to read a great book about “radio” … check this one out

The PD Chronicles: Blatant talles of a Radio Guy

Doesn’t make sense?

Well I’m on the same “cycle” as The Duke from our sister station KFRC, so we end up in the bathroom together and talk like high school girls. Since we’re both going to the A’s game for the “Root Beer Float Day” we talked about the sweatshop style of making a million of those drinks. So that was fun, talking it up with a radio legend while using mine.

giggles to those who got that joke …

Cooooooool …..

This was on the internet today, The 8 types of people YOU dont want at your party!!!

HAHAHAHA … trust me … its a good read…hahahah

Here is something else to keep ya busy during your boring ass work week…

11 things you didnt know about Prince!

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH

man … what’a funny day on “the internet”

Jamie Lynn getting hitched….OK! magazine will have the pictures of the wedding at Chucky Cheese…

So Mr Transformers wasnt at fault for the accident, but it sucks because he was a little boozy so he get a DUI

“The other car ran a red light and, if not already, they will be cited,” Whitmore says. “They will now be listed as Party One on the report, indicating they were at fault.”
LaBeouf was cited with a misdemeanor DUI and no changes will be made to that, Whitmore adds.
LaBeouf, 22, was arrested after the collision around 3 a.m. Sunday. Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Sgt. Scott Wolf tells Us the actor “showed outward signs of intoxication.”

Sucks Bro … but it sucks more for the company footing the bill for the movie, Shia has a month of recovery … so production has been shut down …. sucks… but at least Megan Fox is ok…thank god!

Ol Crazy Head … booted outta party … Perez talked about this … I think its funny that she got the boot, but also because her Daughter Ali landed a movie roll, the problem is that the people making the movie are also known for making hard core adult movies… good choice Mom!

A new Harry Potter trailer hit the internet last night … I guess this series isnt over despite all the actors being hella old

TV Gordon Ramsay almost died …. not really news … but funny because he fell off a cliff

how do you spot a gold digger?

hahahahahaha

Coming soon to a cancelled TV list soon

People Mag gets the Angelina Jolie Sweatshop Pitt pictures for 10.1 MILLION !@?#!@?#!@#

I’m gonna have to let our man Larry Sutton know that … well …. they paid to much money for nothing

missing something miss danity kane?

That meats well done….

Well Luke Perry is still alive … and landed a guest starring roll in a Law’n Order … good for him .. glad to see he’s still alive and working…

Keep it real … how high does ol Matty look?

BABY MAMA DRAMA ! ! !

…sooo…..she didnt have your kid and she still writing the book .. WTF?!?!?!

In the press release Kali Bowyer circulated for her upcoming book “Hollywood Child,” Bowyer claims her past included “a hot affair with racy comedian Chris Rock.” Her life, according to the release, “started crashing down all around her,” until “getting pregnant with Chris’ son saved her life.”

how can someone give this trash a book deal … ITS NOT HIS KID .. DNA tests prove it … its a bad episode of Maury

speaking of Baby Mama Drama….

The National Enquirer is now saying that Ol Jonny Boy is paying off his baby mama….

a wealthy friend of former veep candidate John Edwards has been paying Edwards’ mistress $15,000 a month to keep her quiet about the couple’s relationship and subsequent lovechild. No “reliable” news source has picked up the story yet, but one should note that the Enquirer isn’t always wrong.

read the story here

keep it real… the mainstream news media hasn’t picked up the story…yet…hrmmmmm

Reports are being tossed around the gutters of Hollywood that Mamma Spears is shopping a reality show because she has told her staff to carry cameras with them everywhere.

hrrrm…..no joke …. i would watch that show for reals….i loved her show with k-fed cause they both were total crack heads back then …

we were talking about that earthquake down in so-cal

here is a video from the “interwebs” about that horrible person Judge Judy

Cheech and Chong REUNITING … and coming to SAN JOSE ! ! !! ! !

sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet

Playboy … for the blind?

Mr Belding…..creepy…these girls were born when Saved by The Bell was on TV

more here

ewww…thats kinda gross

Whamm Reunion = No Go

The “inter-webs” are buzzing today about this pic

….photoshop…or govt test monster to fight terrorism?

im going with photoshop….but its really cool looking…..

How do you spot a sell out?

its simple..kinda like spotting a gold digger

Dan Quayle = Dancing with the Stars??!?

HAHAHA

Wheelie GONE BAD!!!!!

in church

Remember when Tony got into that car accident with Adrianna (his capo’s wife) , well that happened over the weekend.

Shia LaBeouf was in that accident, well his passenger was Entourages’ star Adrian Griener girlfriend, Isabel Lucas.

So we will see whats happening with this … hrmmmmm……

Also, it doesn’t help that in the latest issue of Details Magazine, he says

“It’s not something that is conducive to being a role model. … And I don’t know how to do it like a gentleman. I don’t know how to have one drink,” 22-year-old actor Shia LaBeouf says of his battle with alcohol in the September 2008 issue of Details Magazine, on newsstands August 12.

This kinda video makes me really mad, in every industry you have the really bad and the really good. Well when it comes to Cops a lot of people think its just “the really bad” well thats not true, there are a lot of good cops out there… this isnt one of them

If this happened in San Francisco’s Critical Mass … someone would be losing that pension.

Dressing up the candidates … silly party hats.

DO NOT BUY FOR THE CHILDREN’S! ! ! ! ! ! !

Here is a clip from her upcoming movie, since we trash, we will plug as well

Andy Dick living with Dr Drew now?!?

This is pretty stupid…Courtney Love uses a TV hypnotist Paul McKenna to lose weight….I think she’s slamming crystal…but thats just my opinion.

She says, “I’ve known Paul for years. I lost weight last year the old-fashioned way by dieting and living off protein shakes. But it was hard to stay disciplined. He’s brilliant and is totally responsible for me staying so skinny.”

…she’s like a blond Amy Crackhouse

BOB Saget getting roasted …

John Stamos has already stepped up as The Roast Master … now a long list of comedians were also added.

Susie Essman, Greg Giraldo, Gilbert Gottfried, Artie Lange, Jon Lovitz, Norm Macdonald, Tracy Morgan, Jim Norton and Jeffrey Ross will all be on the stage letting the Full House dad know how they really feel about him. While Scott Bakula, Greg Behrendt , Alonzo Bodden, Andrew Dice Clay, Chris Fairbanks, Jennifer Finnigan, Rex Lee, Lori Loughlin, Kathleen Madigan, Wendi McLendon-Covey, Brian Posehn, Paul Provenza, Jonathan Silverman and the only child from Full House as of now Jodi Sweetin will all be in the audience lending their support and laughing at, I mean with him.

Most of them have been on the show, check out the podcast for the Interviews!

This is going down AUGUST 17th … check local listings for info!

The 70’s are BACK on Showtime!

Showtime is preparing “Studio,” a drama series project centering on the iconic New York nightclub Studio 54. The Hollywood Reporter says Bryan Singer is in talks to direct the pilot if his schedule permits.
“Studio” would focus on Studio 54 co-founder Steve Rubell and is to take off during the months leading to the club’s April 1977 opening.

“If you don’t watch my movie, i’ll smack ya in the face!”

HAHAHAHAHAH

Katy Perry kissed a girl… guess which girl from the view it was?

Jon Voight vs Barack Obama?!?

I guess ‘ol jonny boy had an op-ed piece and said, “Obama is … sowing socialist seeds in young people.”

and here is some more from this

The Democratic Party, in its quest for power, has managed a propaganda campaign with subliminal messages, creating a God-like figure in a man who falls short in every way.

If you want to read the article, check it out HERE

CBS bringing back “The Streets of San Francisco” ….

The remake will keep key elements from the original Quinn Martin production: the title, the names of the two main characters and, of course, the backdrop of the City by the Bay. But the main focus is to bring the spirit of the original “Streets” into the new reincarnation.
“The times are very similar — it was the Vietnam War in the 1970s and the Iraq War now,” said Robert Port, who will write the pilot script with Sheldon Turner. “There is the same sort of tension between generations, and we wanted to carry that to the new series.”

sweeeeeet…love it when they film in the city … lots of fun!

in case your an idiot

duh … some folks R stoopuid!

Since Hollywood wont stop remaking old crap, here is a trailer for the new Jason slasher film

For Maria … and the other ladies who love Nelly

I have a friend named Joe. He’s an attorney and a damned good one. He’s got a beautiful, wife and a wonderful son. They live in a breathtaking house and I could go on and on counting Joe’s blessings. However, as a friend I’d say Joe’s biggest blessing is a good heart. He likes to help and encourage people. I would go so far as to say that the other blessings I’ve mentioned Joe having are somehow a result of his amazing heart.

 Joe and I met on his birthday a few years ago. I was the date of a guest at his birthday party. Now this party happened to be a “golf tournament” with various friends and family drawing straws to make foursomes and heading off for 18-holes of fun. This was not exactly what I signed on for. At the time I had never played 18-holes of golf in my life and now I was being asked to play in front of a course full of strangers. Add to that the fact my straw put me in Joe’s foursome. All I’m thinking at this point is how do I get out of this? I’m gonna ruin this guy’s birthday, slow down the game, embarass myself and the friend that invited me. I tried to trade places but Joe wouldn’t have it.  I could give you every detail about this story but suffice it to say that not only was Joe a patient and gracious host. He gave me a love for golf that endures to this day. He encouraged me when he could have ridiculed me and was my biggest cheerleader when I was able to incorporate his instruction and get anything close to a positive result.  Not may people would use their birthday golf tourney to help some newbie stranger learn the game.  Near the end of the course Joe took me aside to help me work on a particularly difficult maneuver.  There was no way I was going to get this shot but he wanted me to know the proper technique. I started gushing about how I’m sorry I didn’t play better and thank-you for the instruction and I hope I didn’t ruin your special day…etc. Joe laughed and told me to take a deep breath and look around. He said ” this is a snapshot day, a day you take a picture of in your mind and remember everything about it, where you were how you felt… I love playing golf and I love being able to share that. This is a day I will remember forever.”

It was a snapshot day for me too.  I’ve had a few snapshot days since then and I still thank Joe for pointing out the concept to me. This past weekend was Al’s birthday. I rented a Harley touring bike with all the bells and whistles to surprise him. Truthfully that present was just as much for me as for him. Riding is something we both love, it’s this love that brought us together. Anytime I can spend on a bike especially with Al is the best time ever. It’s a snapshot day. Any time I can spend with Al I feel like I’m living a charmed life. Having him around makes colors brighter and food taste better.  Al left yesterday and I was so sad at the thought I could barely enjoy the time we had left together. So many times we can’t appreciate what we have because we are agonizing over what we don’t.

I bring this up because when I got to work today I found out that Randy Pausch had died. He’s the Carnegie Mellon professor that was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer and gave a “last lecture” that became a You Tube sensation, then wrote a book on it and landed on Oprah. If you haven’t I would reccomend that you find his lecture on you Tube and watch it. It’s inspiring. It reminds us to take joy in what we have and what we can do for others with the time that we have.

I’m guilty of forgetting how good my life is. I’m going home to look through some of my “snapshots” today and remind myself to appreciate what I’ve had, take joy in what I have and to keep hope alive for the future. If you’re like me I reccomend you do the same. Chances are we’ll both wake up the better for it tomorrow and use that better part of ourselves to inspire others to be better too.

What is up peeps?

I hope you had a nice weekend. I’m running late and have one foot out the door. Just want to give you some quick information on the organization we are helping out this afternoon at the Swing for Shelter golf tournament at Round Hill Country Club in Alamo. Shelterincofcc.org is the website to check out to help out homeless families in Contra Costa County. They take clothes, food and donations for needy families trying to get back on their feet. Give it a quick look and see if you can help out! I have to run! I’m already super late. Thanks Robert (aka Screamin Freemin) for reaching to us and making us a part of this wonderful organization that is trying to make a difference. If you have a charity that needs our help, by all means email us. Have a great day!

BalTazer

Madonna …. ‘ol skin’n bones

also, the roll over pic from Shia LaBeouf … who is a great actor and will do big things in this town…

I guess he tried to transform his car into a robot and … failed.

HAHAHA … Big Mac and some Big Hacks….I guess McDonalds wanted to step up the image and threw a party in LA about… well 40 years of obesiety bad health sesame seeds

FoodTV is porn for fat people … trust me … i watch more High-Def FoodTV then anyone I know … but my e.v.o.o. c.o.u.g.a.r is now slanging pet food.

YouTube is for fun and information … NOT A PLACE FOR A CRAZY BROAD TO UNLOAD HER FEELINGS ON PEOPLE

look at the crazy eyes! ! ! ! !

Jessica Simpson album cover… is….missing something….

no…not talent…or a tighter shirt…

Forrest Gump!

Another Monday … another wild weekend with Amy Crackhouse

I guess she was pissed about not getting NKOTB tickets…hahahaahahahah

his new name is “Godfather” … rumors are a buzzing that he’s the Big Man to the new Jolie-Sweatshop-Pitt kids…

a collective … AWWWHHHHHHHHH is appropriate.

OMFG

im done … done and done and done … this chick is outside her damn head

The New York Post says Denise accused Charlie of molesting their daughters. The article isn’t clear about exactly what type of molestation Richards accused Sheen of, but no matter what the judge thought the accusations were baseless and threw the whole thing out.

WTF … awwwwwh hell no … this is taking it to far … really … ya crazy ass broad.

Whats wrong with this pic?

hahahahaha….

Nerd Porn yet again

X-Men:Wolverine Something … niiiiiiice

If you believe in reality love … turn off your computer, walk over to the wall, hit with head and repeat until you get that thought out of your head

if you don’t know who these people are.. thats OK … but they were on the Bachelor and now have split up … duh

dummys

Instead of getting you kid a skateboard for his birthday … get him a cake with a file it, a carton of smokes to trade for more shower time or some anti-prison rape pants.

Remember that crazy bastard Chris Crocker (LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!!!!!!!)

well ol crazy head is back

Congrats to these folks … they got knocked up!

This is going to be a classic

Oliver Stone is gonna be my new hero

Birthday shouts …

Elizabeth Berkley

and

Miss Coug 2008, Aunt Becky aka Lori Loughlin

Drug Den …??

hrmm…kind of strech … don’t cha think??

for a little weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed?

Lemme think…maybe Jen likes short hair?!?

What the hell kinda outfit is this?!?!

hahahah…it asnwers the question, “GIIIIRL … you got some fries with that shake?”

the title of the blog was, “Suck it James Cameron”

$300 Mill = 10 Days

should be taking over Titanic very, very soon!

here are some pics of ya main trash talker Chunk!

alright … thats all … im over this like a fence.

That’s what this has been so far. I LOVE Aisha Tyler! She is everything I ever wanted to be: Smart, Funny, Tall and Gorgeous.  (Hey it’s not a total wash, I figure I got two out of four!) If you missed her interview this morning, check it out on the podcast at movin997.com. Her comments about Flava Flav are priceless!

Mike Epps dropped by sporting a brand new look….freshly cropped hair..Tasty! He was in great spirits talking about his new projects. I love when he’s on too because he always listens to the show on his way to the station so he busted us on our Flava Flav - Obama conversation. He’ll be at Cobbs Comedy Club all weekend for tickets and show times hit up cobbscomedy.com

Finally, Charlie Murphy stopped by. He looked like a dime and was in a great place. I could feel that in his energy. He said it was because he had fruit for breakfast ( now that could be part of it but I ate a giant nectarine this morning and my spirit wasn’t as light as his.)  I’ve met him on a few occasions over the years and I’d have to say this is the happiest I’ve seen him. The first time I met him, oh about five years back during the run of the Dave Chappelle show, he seemed angry and a bit dark. I don’t know why but that was my perception. Since moving here we’ve had him on twice and in my opinion he’s a lighter, happier person. This brother sure knows how to bling! If the studio had metal detectors you would’ve heard them all go off this morning.

I’m excited about making my first trip to the Gilroy Garlic Festival. I’ve heard all types of mixed reviews including “you’ve got to try the Garlic Ice Cream!” I don’t know about that, I think I’ll stick to the fries.   Hopefully I’ll see you out there, otherwise whatever you do have fun!

My gut still hurts from laughing this morning. Comedians Aisha Tyler, Mike Epps, and Charlie Murphy (done in raspy voice) all brought their “A” game this morning. Check podcast in case you missed them coming through this morning.

I’m going to miss out on the Garlic Festival this weekend. I’m helping my boo try to rent her condo. We are so HGTV fans that we are playing the roles of real estate agents! I think I would make a good real estate agent…”Now here’s the master bathroom” oohs and ahhs (sfx) ..”check out the granite counters”. From doing this a few times, I can tell you that bathrooms and kitchens sell your place. Oh, oh I can’t forget the walk in closet! That is a woman’s dream come true! Email me if you are interested in a two bedroom condo! I just need one of those cheesy real estate agent cards with my picture on it!

Maria just gave me the biggest gift, she is rooting for Mark Nieto in our little golf match this afternoon. If you remember (you member?) Maria’s jinx, whoever Maria roots for, usually loses. I will be sure to remind Mark of that before he tees off this afternoon with me. LOL I’m taking his money……

Hey take care, next week we have Reverend Run, Gary Spivey and Oakland A’s tx for our Root Beer Float day with the A’s on Wednesday!

Have a great weekend!

 BalTazer

we got comedy tickets all day long .. Mike Epps, Charlie Murphy and if you beg maybe i’ll guestlist you for Josh Blue … maybe

ok.. onto the filth!

Miley Cyrus talking lots of smack against Selena Gomez (who is reported to be dating Miley’s Ex Nick Jonas) who is the “pimp” of the Jonas Brothers.

Congrats to Mayor Newsom … he’s getting married this weekend … salute.

Heather Mills’ publicist … given the boot … hahahaha … not literelly cause how would heather walk?

but she did quit…claiming that Heather was “impossible”

duh

dummy…didn’t you think that after … the world started hating her?

she’s like the Yoko you can actually make fun of … because its not nice to pick on seniors.

Put down the Diet Coke … its not helping

… Meg Ryan in a fat suit for her new movie My Mom’s Hot Boyfriend

Harold and Kumar are going back for number 3 ! ! !

sweeeeeeeeeeet

Dunzo…after rehab…daaaamn…kinda harsh…but who knows

Larry King plans to divorce his wife Shawn after she recovers from a rehab stint for pill dependency, a source close to the talk-show host told the Enquirer. The 74-year-old CNN star has told pals he’s decided to end his nearly 11-year marriage…

Katy Perry … needs to stop kissing girls and get her work on

JC Penny has a new ad .. kinda funny…. take’n it back to the 80s

This dude could use some sleep for reals, i guess if you chase aliens all day … you end up looking like this