Hung over, like a rug on a fence
omfg
Yesterday … I was so hung over that my eyes hurt under my sun glasses and hoodie. Maria busted my balls about it because she found my semi passed out on the couch watching dirty infomercials around 4:45 in the morning. I was out the night before with my “Kick in a Box” squad doing it flip cup status @ Kezar Pub … we had tied the game earlier in the night so we were all in “party” mode. My roommate, The Toast Master and I were flipping cup with the best of them, well he was, I totally suck and dropped the cup a few times like a nOOb.
I’m not going to get into the ‘kick ball’ drama because that is going to be coming out next week … but to ‘tease’ you a little bit.
The girl is a friend of my sister … close friend … so that just kicks grease into the fire … next week before the playoff game … this will all come to a conclusion.
And on to funny pics and breaking gossip news you can only find here and … most other places..but its sexier here.
I’m going to have to change this to something funny in photoshop
Ever come to work and realize the folks are eating to much breakfast…
Just because I love this girl … plus the joke writes it self !
A lot of pics are coming out from Lindsay Lohan’s new movie, shes got pics of her pregnant and here is one of her kissing a boy, which she now finds iiicky, anyone else think she’s pulling an Ann Heche?!?
I think I posted this before …. but now Linda wants The Hulk in jail … here is a creppy pic of Brooke’s childhood friend Linda’s new boyfriend.
PLEASE tell me this is fake …. Will.I.Am dating Tila Tequila??!?!!?
Another celeb with no chance of making it as a clothing designer, Mikey Jackson
Life and Style mag has this to say:
“Michael is taking this very seriously,” an L&S insider whispers. “It’s still in the developing stages, but it’s going to be big…”
Ummm…do you think people would buy R-Kelly jeans?
Didn’t think so.
Dr Drew vs Tom Cruise?!!?
“A lot of people in the public eye who behave strangely have mental illness we can learn from, and much of it is based on childhood trauma, without a doubt. Take a guy like Tom Cruise. Why would somebody be drawn into a cultish kind of environment like Scientology? To me, that’s a function of a very deep emptiness and suggests serious neglect in childhood - maybe some abuse, but mostly neglect.”
Now the lawyers are fighting … sweeeeeeeeet….. gotta love Dr Drew …he’s the man.
in other news… Tom Cruise read a Playboy!!!!!! YeAAAAHHHHH!!!
I guess Tommy’s outta cash … they are back together…Rolling Stone say’s hes back in the house …
And actually … a caller heard Perez talking about this and called up with his inside dirt
“tommy moved back in because the ‘reality’ show was a no-go if he didn’t move back into the house and that this was a deal breaker for the show” which makes a lot of sense considering no one cares about either of them 
90210 is bringing back all the ‘ol hacks
Jason might be back.. as a director…not on screen.
WTF is she hiding up this head of hers?
Jessica Simpson?
nope … the other un-talented one .. but looking all Jessica with her …uhh… well she’s pregnant ..so you know why.
Cashing in on the crazy kids …
Lynne Spears’s memoir about raising her famous daughters Britney and Jamie Lynn will be released this fall, the publisher confirms to PEOPLE.
How many of your friends in that list … i got a few of them on my top 8
She talks a lot of smack … about everything … but she’s really really good looking … so we give her a pass!
Here is something for Baltazar the ladies … Justin Timberlake in the new movie “The Love Guru”
Kanye West … still full of him self
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That’s All FOLKS …. heading to Napa with my girl for the weekend… HOLLA!