Britney was with Mel Gibson in Costa Rica over the weekend … so her new publicist has said, she’s not pregnant … only just a lil chunky, but I mean really..she is a mother of 2 …. so you cant expect her to look like she did when she was 20…even it if it was only a few years ago =]

I still love her!

N.E.R.D. - Everybody Nose … a video about cocaine in the club .. here’s the video with Linds and her lover/girlfriend “best friend”

I was going to post a Dina Lohan … but she would sue me and that sucks .. so lets just pimp out her daughter one time!

Wanna party with Lindsay Lohan … got 500 bucks and or a costco card and can pickup some booze!

Click HERE to donate time and or money to sleep party with Lindsay

NKOTB Cali Tour Dates …

Wednesday, October 8 Los Angeles, CA Staples Center

Friday, October 10 San Jose, CA HP Pavilion

Wednesday, November 26 San Diego, CA San Diego Sports Arena

Personally, I think that when your … old … stay old … don’t go on tour … go vote for McCain!

here’s the new single from “The Old Dudes from the Home” “New Kids on the Block”

As I predicted … this dude …

Will NOT WIN …. im telling you that David Cook is going to be the next idol because THE DUDE ABOVE is a “Stage Dad” and I totally know that the producers aren’t going to deal with that .. it’ll be Cook … think im wrong… bring the noise … 1888-456-9970

According to Wikipedia.org ,

The “shotgun wedding” has become simply an expression, referring to any hasty marriage arranged due to unplanned pregnancy. The use of duress or violent coercion to marry is no longer common in the U.S., although many anecdotal stories and folk songs record instances of such coercion in 18th- and 19th-century America. Often a couple will arrange a shotgun wedding without explicit outside encouragement, and some religious teachings consider it a moral imperative to marry in that situation.

Congrats …. don’t name the baby something stupid.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TINA FEY … YOU ARE THE HOTTEST, FUNNIEST CHICK IN THE BUSINESS AND YOU CANT SPELL WITHOUT SPIELCHECKER LIKE THE REST OF US!!!

CHEERS AND HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!

Latest 90210 promo … if you haven’t seen it … enjoy yo’self!

We’ve been talking about that wedding that happened over the weekend involving a shotgun … Joe Simpson must have dir on him or something because why else would he show up?

she looks pissed…he looks happy … maybe it’s a bundle of cash?

Big Thanks to my man Robin and his girl Lauren for a killer BBQ this weekend … the ribs and booze were great!

Caption Contest…..here’s what I say

“Ya … me too buddy”

“That’s where the money comes from”

I’m burning up and lovin’ it. I admit it was a bit hard to sleep last night but it’s so seldom that you don’t have to wear some type of outerwear in the city that I refuse to complain. Besides the temps are going back down by Sunday. I only wish I had time to go hang out on the beach.

Busy or not I’ll see some of you tomorrow night for Friends and Lovers night at Insignificant Others. If you haven’t made plans yet by all means join us. 59$ gets you dinner, a ticket to the show and admission to the after party at the Hard Rock Cafe. Just click on the link from our website or go to ISOmusical.com Hey you can’t beat this price for a night out in the city!

Make sure you tune in Monday morning to get details on our exclusive Sex and The City party! Plus we’ll interview Cheryl Burke from Dancing with the Stars- will she get trophy number 3? Of course Perez Hilton will be back and so much more I don’t even know everything. Have a marvelous weekend Dahlings!

Big love to our girl Cat in promotions who was able to secure the Sundance Kabuki Theatre for our Sex in the City premiere party!!! I have beeen crossing my fingers for a long time for this to happen. Yea!! Friday and the weekend is off to a great start!! I hope you know your Sex in the City trivia because Monday we’ll give you a chance to get in!!

I can’t thank the people from Little Penguins wine, the ladies from Ketchum  (hi Rachel, hi Kendra) who made our Speed dating event go off flawlessly. My girl the “Dating Diva” Jackie Malouf from the Food Network is such a sweetheart. I almost spelled it “sweat”heart. Damn it is hot as a @#!%$. What am I doing playing golf like a fool in the 100 degree heat! My boy just text me with a “watch out for snakes” warning!  LOL

Maria is busting on me about last night’s speed dating…..LOL..

I’m going to go find me a cerveza! Have a happy weekend!

BalTazer

Come find ya boy chunk down at Bay to Breakers this SUNDAY in the city … “Team Chunk” is going drinking and running walking stumbling around Golden Gate Park … you will be able to find me not only by my voice but the fact that i’ll be the only naked kid with a lightning bolt shaved into my chest hair

Just kidding .. now on to the news!!!!!!!!!!!!!

“Bazooka found at Jack in the Box”

… yeah …not kidding …a bazooka ..IN TURLOCK!!!
check out the video below from CBS Sac Town

Click the above pic of the lil squirrel or the link below

http://www.cbs13.com/video/?id=33589@kovr.dayport.com

Yesterday I showed ya some pics of Christina Aguilera in NYC … well she’s back again with the twins walking around being hella milf’ish

Dunzo!

she’s hot … he’s cool … oh well … i liked em … so much better then Maniston!

*Note From Chunk: I love me some Jennifer Aniston and she looks great … but she needs a good man … and not Jessica Simpsons left overs

what the hell happened to this chick?!?

hrmm…. anyone gotta fish hook?

When you read this quote … clearly read the last 4 words very closely….

and no …thats not me with Suge

“Suge Knight might have a chance for redemption. [Apparently] several Las Vegas promoters are offering the Death Row Records founder and the infamous man who reportedly knocked him out a chance to fight Pay-Per-View style. The proposed bout would be a bare-knuckled match with the winner taking $1 million dollars. The fight is planned for New Year’s Eve and an invitation has been sent to Knight, however, the tabloid Web site is reporting the unnamed man has yet to be found…”

has yet to be found … CAUSE HE’S HIDING THE EFF OUT ! ! !! ! ! !! ! !

Enjoy this fine video that I found … anti-drug dog video psa … hahahahahahaha

Also if you missed out on the Bil O’Reilly dance remix of him losing his head on “Inside Edition” back in the day.. hella funny … tell ya mamma

Here is a funny caption for ya

“Put that away…she’s someones MOTHER!”

RuPaul … you go girl!

here are some pics from the show …. have a GREAT WEEKEND ! ! ! ! !! ! ! !

Aries Spears in Studio and doing shows @ San Jose Improv!

Anjelah Johnson in Studio and doing shows @ Tommy T’s!

Chunk and Anjelah … oh I do love me some Anjelah

Robin loves doing it on film

Tommy Chong @ Cobbs Comedy Club this weekend!

have a great weekend… enjoy the pics and go see some shows …!!!

CYA MONDAY ! ! !! ! !! ! !! !!

I can’t wait until tonight’s 8-minute dating event! I won’t be there to date but to watch and offer support.  Let me throw about a bit of advice “more cheese, less whine”. By that I mean, more time smiling and enjoying the positive and less time going to negative town . I bring this up because having been single and a radio host for the greater part of my life I know for a fact that attitude is what shapes these events. Just because you don’t meet your soulmate doesn’t mean you can’t have a great time. If you go there with a goal (for example: I’m going to make one new friend or I’m going to have a great time no matter what) you will achieve it so make it a positive one. By the same token if you leave the house expecting not to like anyone, you won’t. You also should manage your expectations. It’s great if you meet a man that looks like Brad Pitt and acts like George Clooney (or a woman that looks like Halle Berry and acts like Drew Barrymore) but I wouldn’t make that a goal.  That being said put on an outfit you are comfortable in and work it! I’ll see you tonight.

Ahh yeah bring on the heat! Maria had me crackin up with her “It’s so hot my afro caught on fire” line. LOL Please email us your “It is so Hot” lines at Movinmornings@yahoo.com or on the “contact” link here on the website.

My line was kind of cheesy “It is so Hot, I feel like Michael Jackson outside a Chuck E Cheese” LOL Oh I’m so hungry!!!

Did you catch us talking to Maria’s friend Patricia. They are both coming to the Little Penguin’s wine speed dating party tonight at Gravity. (lombard/scott in the SF marina) We need guys!!! 6:30 be there! Remember we are fgivning away a trip to I believe Australia!

Perez killed me today, for a while I been meaning to ask him about the “kiss” between him and John Meyer. (checkout podcast for the revealing answer) LOL

Perez actually calls us extra early and believe me that answer woke everyone up!!!

Maria is chatting away on the phone with her mom right next to me (blah, blah, blah) Let me ask her who she thinks is going to win Idol….Ahh, she doesn’t watch. She only knows Syesha got the boot. I’m rooting for David Archuleta, Mark Nieto is going for David Cook. I smell an on air bet! Stay tuned…..

More George Lopez tickets manana (OMG) and our girl Anjelah Johnson is in the house!

Hasta baby

BalTazer

is this what “plus” size is … cause … she’s skinny … not amy crackhouse skinny …but where is the meat … America’s Next Top Model is a sham … really … plus size?!?!?!

I wonder why this show is tanking in the ratings and should be taken out like Eight Belles!

speaking of twins … here is Christina “MILF” Aguilera was taking her ladies for a walk in NYC…

Ex Idol Kellie Pickler is coming out all sexxxy in the latest edition of “Nashville Scene” …

Normally, I dont do sports news … but this is just hella funny … this is not another Tom Brady / Balty man crush posts .. this involves girls

Well it worked … and the spurs lost and Tony missed a bunch of free throws…hahahaha good times!

On a personal note … girls in cages are always fun … PETA is kind of a terrorist organization because they get all hyphy on folks …but these girls are caged for a cause … dont know what that is .. but here is a funny pic

I am officially “Even Steven” (at least for the day). Some friends invited me to the Giants game yesterday but I couldn’t go because I promised to help Baltazar judge the Tri-Valley High School Improv Competition at Tommy T’s last night.  I was sorry I had to miss out but I had a great time at the contest. Anyway, yesterday as I’m driving to Pleasanton my friend Patricia calls and says she has an extra ticket to tonight’s game. Yee-hah! All bets are on!

I love this weather, it is beautiful! Of course I don’t have air conditioning so I may be singing a different tune by the end of the week. If all else fails I’ll put my faith in frozen beverages…margaritas, daiquiri’s etc. I say it’s high time to bring back the pina colada.

Thanks to everyone who participated in today’s Ladies Room whether you called in or just laughed in the car. I like to think of it as our special time to bond. If you missed it today’s topic was a fill in the blank: “I once dated a guy so cheap he_________!”  Got an answer you didn’t get it you can always e-mail it to maria@movin997.com.

Tomorrow’s a brand new Love Trap, more George Lopez tickets, more American Idol Tour tickets and funny man Aries Spears (he does killer Shaq and Jay Z imitations!) , enjoy!

Grand Theft Auto IV … best game ever made … broke 3 … COUNT THEM 3 … GUINNESS BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS

-Biggest Entertainment Release of All-Time

-Highest Grossing Video Game in 24 Hours

-Highest Revenue Generated by an Entertainment Product in 24 Hours

Respect the nerd … that’s all im saying.

Barbara Walters loves the BEEEEEEEEEEEP!

here is a lil list of her conquests

A new list of the 10 Unmanliest drinks have come out … how funny is it that Baltazar drinks 2 of the top 5

Michelob Ultra #3

Any drink with Diet Coke #2

If you want to check out the rest … get’cha click on HERE

Also, for all you MOMS out there … a new AOL survey says 1 outta 3 of you get down on the side … my next bar night with the guys is going to be a book club

Got Scandal?

90210 is back … here’s the leaked promo picture

Britney crashes car … again …. not really news but its nice that California will let anyone … i mean ANYONE drive a freaking car!

I’m so excited Maria is coming over to the “Casa De Baltazar” tonight. We are judging the Tri Valley High School Improv Tournament at Tommy T’s in Pleasanton. Maria has never been over to my crib, believe me it is no MTV Cribs episode so I will spare you from the “this is where the magic happens” line. I’m a bit of a neat freak without being anal about it. I’m sure Maria will give you the “behind the scenes” tomorrow morning.

We had so many things going on today, I didn’t get a chance to catch my breath until 9 with the show nearly over. Did you catch the Love Trap? Melinda needs to stop thinking and hyper analyzing about the Bachelor party for her now husband Drew. (catch podcast) Maria breaks out into her Phoebe stripper/ I’m sorry, her exotic dancer routine. Mark Nieto and I are convinced Maria has worked in some kind of “adult” type occupation. She is too good in her “naughty” voice. LOL

If you are single, I would love for you to come out Thursday to my Little Penguins Wine tasting/speed dating party at Gravity (Scott and Lombard in the Marina, SF). I think you can figure out in 8 minutes if you like someone to at least go out on a real date. Let’s hook it up Thursday night!

Gawd somone just microwaved something and it is making me hungry!!! Gotta run peeps! Talk to you in la manana!

BalTazer