David Archuleta is going back to the shelter
Since he didn’t win… YOU KNOW HIS DAD IS SENDING HIM BACK TO THE SHELTER … imagine the scene out of that Will Ferrell movie, “Blades of Glory”, when the limo pulls over =]

hahhahaha

Steven Tyler was living on the edge a lil to much … and is now in rehab …. Perez told us that this morning… he claims Steven Tyler is at the Dr. Drew rehab … who knows about the show or what have you … maybe he’s just broken up about having Liv move back in after getting dumped… or maybe he just loves the drugs
Coneheads The Sequel is coming to DVD

hahaha just kidding … she is just rocking a bald cap for a movie role .. but she’s really not attractive without hair..keep it real.
Janet Jackson announced a few of her tour dates … nothing on the west coast yet … but you know she’s going to hit up the Bay Area … check back for those updates

September 10 Vancouver, BC GM Place
September 29 Montreal, QC Centre Bell
October 13 Toronto, ON Air Canada Centre
October 15 Washington, DC Verizon Center
October 17 East Rutherford, NJ Izod Center
Nick Hogan = Pine Valley Party Girl

Nick’s not doing good in jail, some are saying that he can’t “talk or put together a sentence” … like he’s still in shock … some call this problem, “Fresh Fish Disease” and once you get that you become a prison princess …
how can you survive Iraq and not last a weekend with the Hogans…what kinda junk is that?!?
Ladies … are you ever creeped out at a bar and wish you had a stun-gun?

Well now you can!
The Pink Stinger packs 50,000 volts of power at your finger tips. Because it is an advanced stun gun, you do have the option of stun capabilities with a simple click of a switch.
google it if your down … and remember that you need to check the laws in your state about this before you taze some fool
Go Kick-In-A-Box …. we kicked some ass last night against from goofy pink shirts… here is a pic from last night

Whoopi vs Denise Richards … snaps … The View keeps it real!