Welcome back Maria!
Ahh yeah my Maria is back! Even better her dad is not so bad shape. Thank you Diana in Fremont for starting the online prayer that resulted in 30,000 hits! You are the best! I kiddingly told Diana to start a prayer line for my love life. LOL
I seem to have a knack for attracting the ”locas”. I had super first date with a girl (gorgeous) only to have it fizzle on the second (too much drama) I mean when someone talks openly about their drama, it is not a good sign. I kept on looking for the camera and Ashton Kutcher to run out and tell me I was getting “Punk”d. God has too much fun at my expense.
Speaking of drama that annonymous email about finding an other woman’s tampon at the boyfriend’s house got a ton of calls. They have only been going out for a month and had not had the “exclusive” talk. I’m sorry if you haven’t had the “talk” I don’t think you can call him on it. At a month it is just too early. My heart goes out to Ms. Annonymous hang in there girlfriend.
By the pictures of our day trip to IFly Orange is not my color! Big shout to my bud Travis and the crew of IFly who put you into a air tunnel to simulate a parachute jump. It is unbelievable and we are giving away a few passes to it in our “My Mom is the Bomb” giveaway all week.
If you missed today’s Baltbuster or Dirt, make sure to catch it on the podcast. Ben Dejo makes his debut as mall security officer and Maria’s has a load of fresh gossip. Catchya tomorrow in the A.M!
BalTazar