Well, the Sandman has returned to my house. I slept like a baby last night! I woke up bright-eyed and busy-tailed and had a blast on the show today. I have since hit a wall so before the crash let me hip you to a few things:

I can’t believe that Cher confessed to having a “thing for Tom Cruise” back in his Risky Business days. She is the original “Cougar”.

I’m broken hearted about CSI’s Gary Dourdan’s drug arrest. I hope this is a wake up call and he gets his life back on track STAT!

Loved the conversion about Single Girl Things to do Before Marriage! Cosmo had a list (you can check it out in their latest issue) and btw- I don’t agree with its advice to use tons of hot water in the morning, it’s socially irresponsible in these days of global warming. Lots of you had things of your own to add. If you miss the discussion e-mail your thoughts to me maria@movin 997.com.   I admit I did alot of the things on that list and a few that aren’t (wink, wink!)

Tomorrow of course a brand new Love Trap, Comedian Mark Curry and more chances for you to tell us why your Mom is Da Bomb and win her a cool prize pack including jewelry, indoor skydiving and dance lessons so she can tango the night away!  Have a great day!

** AFTERNOON UPDATE **

chunk here sitting on the couch … doing chunk things … wanted to update the blog and post the podcast from our interview with Margaret Cho earlier this morning…

She’s the bomb … if you are around today GO DOWN TO CITY HALL IN SAN FRANCISCO AND BE ON HER SHOW!!!

CLICK HERE FOR ALL THE INFO

CLICK HERE FOR THE PODCAST FROM THE INTERVIEW THIS MORNING…HELLA FUNNY!!!

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passing out…holla!

Today is Margaret Cho day in San Francisco, so get some kim-chi and enjoy!

She is about to be on the show so make sure to check that out live … otherwise you know i’m gonna post this on the pod-cast … so share it around your office like birthday cake!

This is our “Nieto” … he does traffic for us … dont lie … most of you Dames out in radio land love you some “Nieto”

Here is “Nieto” rocking the SHARKS BEARD ! ! !

We broke the news that Gabriel Inglesias is going to be doing a MySpace.Com Secret Standup… click the picture below for all the info … cya at the show!

First off, thanks to everyone who sent up prayers for my Father and my Family during my abscence. I truly believe in the power of prayer so with the help of the Lord above you worked a miracle! My father is home, his speech and movement were not affected so for the most part he is back to himself. He still faces a few medical challenges but things could have been so much worse.

Thanks for such a great welcome back! I loved yesterday’s show and a special shout out to my Ladies that called in for today’s Ladies Room topic: Are you going to save or spend your rebate and for what? Most were going to spend. Some of the answers: A single Mom was going to treat her kids, one woman was going to use it toward opening a business and still another was going to spend it towards her upcoming wedding. One of my saver’s was putting it in a rainy day fund for her Grandmother’s medical care and another young woman was going to put it toward college. All this made for some interesting discussion on and off the air because I haven’t decided what to do with mine yet.

It’s Tuesday so I have to mention Dancing with the Stars. Poor Christian De La Fuente! He’s been struggling and was finally making improvements and now he’s injured. I have a feeling he will not be able to continue with the competition and even if he can he will probably be voted off tonight because he and Cheryl had the lowest score last night. Hopefully he will get some sympathy votes. It’s getting so close now, I really don’t know who should go home this week.

Well that’s it from my end. I have mega-errands today since I was gone last week and I can’t get my body clock right. My body is tired but I’ve had a bit of insomnia since Friday. It’s like I can’t cut my mind off. We’ll see what happens today.  Forget emotional eating, I’d like a dose of emotional sleeping!

The jury is still out on whether Tina from today’s Love Trap is right on her assumption that her dad is dating a “gold digger”.(check podcast) You should of heard Maria’s commentary off the air about how she would be ok with being someone’s “brown sugar” for an easy life. LOL..I know she is just joking but hmmmmm? If a woman would offer to “take care of me” in exchange for companionship would I do it? Oh I the hell not! LOL I’m joking too!

I was talking to Maria and Chunk about really flipping the script on the scheduled interview with politician Newt Gingrich tomorrow. I’m expecting a boring interview unless we have Ben Dejo (from the Baltbusters) ask Newt some questions from the Mexican/American perspective.LOL It sounds funny on paper, we’ll see if we can pull it off tomorrow.

We got to do something with the American Idol interviews that we get every week. They are not as intriguing as our other stuff for the fact that the people of Idol won’t let them answer honestly. For example, who are you rooting for now that you are off the show? Standard answer”…Oh…….I don’t know……..they are all great singers” BORING!! Stay tuned, we are flipping the script.

Talk to you in la manana!

BalTazer 

Britney Spears is coming back to HIMYM … and let me say that … SHE’S BOOTLEGING CDS!!!!! LOOK AT THE PICTURE!!!!! RIAA GO GET HER !!!!!!!

hahah …just playing …. unless its true…then i broke the story

Kristen Bell is my new favorite “Pop Tart” … here is her quote about the Catholic School Girl Outfit she is going to wear…

“I tucked that away when I was 18. I’m going to wear it on my wedding night.”

Hillary Duff is going to play … a sexxxy something in a new movie called War Inc … leave it to Disney for pumping out all the BLEEPS ladies that old men love!

Here are some promo pics from the upcoming episode where Tommy tries to make people think he’s not bat BLEEP crazy …

Look at this picture…does it not looked forced?

Oprah …girl … to bring back your STREET CRED … tommy is not the answer!

Happy Birthday to cougar’riffic Michelle Pfeiffer … she turns the big 5-0 … or in Hollywood terms, “32″.

If you dont hear from me … for a couple weeks … it’s because i’ve locked my self in front of my plasma playing Grand Theft Auto 4

I missed the midnight sale … but im for sure coping that after work … cya next week!

This is why I want to flee north …. to Canada!

Dumb and Dumber were at the Correspondents Dinner … which also is a sham … also our girl Chelsea Handler was there… gotta get the dirt from her!

Ahh yeah my Maria is back! Even better her dad is not so bad shape. Thank you Diana in Fremont for starting the online prayer that resulted in 30,000 hits! You are the best! I kiddingly told Diana to start a prayer line for my love life. LOL

I seem to have a knack for attracting the  ”locas”. I had super first date with a girl (gorgeous) only to have it fizzle on the second (too much drama) I mean when someone talks openly about their drama, it is not a good sign. I kept on looking for the camera and Ashton Kutcher to run out and tell me I was getting “Punk”d.  God has too much fun at my expense.

Speaking of drama that annonymous email about finding an other woman’s  tampon at the boyfriend’s house got a ton of calls. They have only been going out for a month and had not had the “exclusive” talk. I’m sorry if you haven’t had the “talk” I don’t think you can call him on it. At a month it is just too early. My heart goes out to Ms. Annonymous hang in there girlfriend.

By the pictures of our day trip to IFly Orange is not my color! Big shout to my bud Travis and the crew of IFly who put you into a air tunnel to simulate a parachute jump. It is unbelievable and we are giving away a few passes to it in our “My Mom is the Bomb” giveaway all week.

If you missed today’s Baltbuster or Dirt, make sure to catch it on the podcast. Ben Dejo makes his debut as mall security officer and Maria’s has a load of fresh gossip. Catchya tomorrow in the A.M!

BalTazar

Here are some pics from the event we had @ iFLYSFBay.Com

Big ups to Travis and his posse who spend the day getting high … hahah … sorry that joke was unavoidable…

also … the fatter you are the higher you get … HAHAHAHAHA

Attention girls or people who know girls … IF SOMEONE TAKES A PICTURE OF YOU NAKED … DON’T BE EMBARRASSED IF IT LEAKS ONLINE … YOUR THE DUMMY WHO HAD THE PICTURES TAKEN

this just is another PSA brought to you by “Chunk” … and here is the picture it goes with

come on … she’s only complaining because the pic is really, really bad. If Anne Leibovitz took a good picture, Miley wouldn’t be complaining about it … but the pic makes her look like an abused child … thats never a good look.

here is the full quote about Vanity Fair…

“I was so honored and thrilled to work with Annie [Leibovitz]. I took part in a photo shoot that was supposed to be ‘artistic’ and now, seeing the photographs and reading the story, I feel so embarrassed.”

and about the MySpace pics that were leaked online over the last 6 months…

“The pictures of me on the Internet were silly, inappropriate shots. I appreciate all the support of my fans, and hope they understand that along the way I am going to make mistakes and I am not perfect. I never intended for any of this to happen and I am truly sorry if I have disappointed anyone.
Most of all, I have let myself down. I will learn from my mistakes and trust my support team. My family and my faith will guide me through my life’s journey.”

So now I guess the beef is between Miley’s folks and the Magazine … this isnt news but its nice to see if Billy Ray is gonna get all country on Miley to keep her in line..

And I guess the Correspondents Dinner went off without a hitch … knowing it was the end of the world … here are some of the invitees that were in attendance…
by the way … thats Perez Hilton and the Jonas Brothers ….. creeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The ugliest pic of Heather Locklear … ever

Ladies … dont go online and blast your man … you will not get anything from him … and all you will end up with is some stalkers and every dirty word in the book left on blogs about you …

Tricia Walsh-Smith … you know … that crazy lady who went on YouTube and told the world her business … well she’s back … here’s the link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RoPtyJDWHg

Halle Berry is rocking her new mamma body out ‘n around town …. enjoy America’s Favorite Milf

Here are some pics from in studio …

Hahaha

Big laugh for those who got that joke above.

Here is the link for the new Fergie song that is … bottom line … the whole song is a product placement for expensive things real folks can’t afford. Yes, this is the theme song for the new SATC movie.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1q2j4-TEP4

Former Paramount Pictures Parking Lot Security gaurd, Gary Coleman and his wife/tranny are officially a fraud and getting it cracking on Divorce Court…not only just one episode but a 2 PARTER!!!!!!

by the way … as Mariah Carey points out in the pic below … that’s how she sells records
this might be the last pic of her you see until she really “ho’s” it up outfit wise … the paps are claiming a ban on her for her actions … who really knows whats going on with
the paparazzi, they are a goofy bunch of rodents.

Carmen Electra hooked another man, his name is Rob Patterson, you would remember im from the rock band KoRN…good luck girl … she is rocking a black diamond wrapped around some other little diamonds. This is a screen shot from her “How To Strip” video , which I highly recommend for those who like to watch people strip.

Amy Winehouse … worth a reported $20 Million and might go to jail, she head butted a guy who was hailing a cab for her, here is a picture of her looking all crackish.

Snoop Dogg and Willie Nelson, two folks who have never met a bag of weed they didn’t like, are in Amsterdam doing some shows together and recording some tracks for Snoop’s new upcoming country album … blaze one up and put on the wranglers

This might be a complete lie put forth from the Jones camp, but it is rumored that she is dating this dude … dont you think he could get something around his age and or

Wesley Snipes is going to jail … he hasn’t paid his taxes in like hella years, but he is getting some nice letters written in his defense…note to WESLEY - ASK YOUR FRIENDS FOR MONEY NOT A STUPID LETTER!!!!!

Chunk up out this piece , going to the Giants game tonight and since my girls outta town … i’ve got the weekend off … so you know were gonna get it on and popping!

HOLLA ! ! ! ! !! ! ! ! !! ! !

Hi there,

I hope you’re Thursday is flying by without a hitch. By now you from listening to the show that I’m probably the one that most often puts his personal business on the air. It doesn’t happen without serious contemplating the pros and cons. Today coming in to work at 4:00 in the morning, I had one of these internal conversations. I had a great date last night and decided to share it with you on the air. I was pleasantly surprised that most of you sided with me on the topic of “Is it necessary to play games in relationships”. I say be yourself. If it is meant to be, it is meant to be. Alexa (who is doing a great job filling in for Maria) and Chunk think I gotta chill with the romance because it is too early. I feel that if I’m not “romantic” I’m not being myself. My mind works in a crazy, creative way and gets cool romantic ideas. Like last night, I made the Kung Pau Shrimp and decided to get some fortune cookies to complete the Chinese cuisine theme. Then I thought why not take out the old message inside the cookie and put in a personalized note. “You will be happy with a guy named Baltazar”.  I thought it would be hokey and cheesey. Then Alexa and Chunk jump my case! I’m sticking with the “not playing games” mentality.

Hey bring your “Friday” mentality to the show tomorrow. Comedian Jaime Kennedy is hanging with us, plus more Donna Summer tickets and Larry Sutton from People magazine with plenty to talk about this week’s scandal in Hollywood!

See you in la manana

 BalTazer