I have no words of wit or wisdom to impart today. My mind is blissfully clear so I will use this space for shameless show promotion.

Tune in tomorrow morning when we interview the man I call the “Bitter Brit”, Piers Morgan from Celebrity Apprentice. (I do it for the alliteration, actually he’s darling.)  We’ll talk fitness with The Biggest Loser’s Jillian Michaels. She’s got a DVD workout based on the stuff she does on the show. It’s called the 30-Day Shred and one listener will win one after the interview. We also have more Six Flags Discovery Kingdom tickets and a gift certifcate for a body wrap from Bay Area Body Wraps.

Show starts at 5am so I’ll be here whenever you turn us on! Have a great day!

People always want to know what is going on with Deuce …. I haven’t posted a pic of the mutt in a while … so here he is getting his gaurd on!

he’s a hella goof ball … barks at the wall … he needs to lay off the pipe.

On a professional note, being the resident phone operator, im hella sorry about the phones this morning during Gary Spivey, we get alls for hours about him, if you want to reach him check out the website GarySpivey.Com or give him a ring @ 800-827-4279

If you were on hold and didnt get through … my bad … we are going to have IN-STUDIO in APRIL FOR LIVE READINGS … so not only can you come hang out with us … you also get a live in person reading!

You can win tickets for that starting next week …

holla .. back to the phones!

Just Because it freaked me out … I wanted to share =]

take one FUTURE PRESIDENT and some POWER CELEBS .. .toss into photoshop … shake…pour into really creppy glass!

Images courtesy of Pretty on the Outside

Good Morning Ya’llz

Just to perk you up this morning here is something funny from our man Chris Rock…

“I don’t think a black woman can be first lady of the United States. Yeah, I said it! A black woman can be president, no problem. First lady? Can’t do it. You know why? Because a black woman cannot play the background of a relation ship. Just imagine telling your black wife that you’re president? ‘Honey, I did it! I won! I’m the president.’ ‘No, we the president! And I want my girlfriends in the Cabinet! I want Kiki to be secretary of state! She can fight!’ “

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…..

My name is Maria and I am totally hooked on Dancing with the Stars! More specifically Jason Taylor. This scares me. If I ever had a type, bald men were it. In a crowded room nothing would spin my head faster than a shiny scalp. The beauty of a well-shaped head was my weakness, it got you in the game and everything else (nice smile, dimples, bangin’ bod etc just upped the ante.) The last man to break my heart was bald, as was the one before that and the one before that and so on. They were no Jason Taylor but attractive in their own ways. After the last relationship went south I swore off bald men forever.

It was hard, no patch, no 12-step I kicked my addiction cold turkey. At this point I look at any man with hair (not that I’m looking for a man) and judge attractiveness from there. The “Mr. Clean’s ” of the world no longer had a hold on me. Then this season of Dancing with the Stars started. When Jason Taylor was announced I barely budged. I’m originally from Buffalo, New York so there’s a built in “can’t stand the Miami Dolphins factor”.  That was week one, but last night’s Mambo got the old feelings stirring again. That gorgeous bald head, beautiful smile, perfect posture…..I’m trying to fight it, but I can tell I’m on shaky ground. Tonight I’ll have to see him again and probably for the next few weeks. I don’t know if I’m strong enough. I wonder if this will ignite the old feelings? I hope it’s just temporary, limited to this lone dancer.  Otherwise I could be crushed by my crush! Bald is Beautiful, but in my case deadly.  I just wish Penn Gilette would make him disappear but that will take magic because his dancing won’t do it. Neither will Steve Guttenberg’s or Adam Carolla’s. Mario’s my best bet, even Christian could help if he’d take some constructive criticism. Who am I kidding, with his looks and athletic ability Jason’s probably going the distance. Oh well, I better buy Al a razor and hope for the best.

Hi! Have you caught today’s Love Trap (check podcast) Sex for grades apparently is alive and well in our higher learning institutions. What today’s guy (who I assume is a professor) forgot about this unique relationship, is that these hook-ups are often temporary. I mean come on dude “it is what it is”. A favor for a favor. Don’t get emotionally involved or you will end up like our friend.

Gary Spivey is in the house tomorrow morning and Chunk is telling me that we have an interview M.C Gainey from the hit show “Lost”. Maria and I would love to give away this interview to the biggest Lost fan! Please email us at Movinmornings@yahoo.com and tell us why it should be you!

I still can’t shake this cold…..I need a nurse to come and take care of me, oh I forgot they are on strike (LOL)

Hey before I go, don’t forget  Saturday at 12:30, Spartan Stadium in SJ we are looking for you to show up to be part of a real live tv show! Adrian R’Mante (Suite Life of Zach and Cody) wants to make you a star! Bring your pretty face by on Saturday!

Alright, I’m scaring people with my cough.. See you loco’s and loca’s! 

BalTazer

Donna wrote a book … talks some trash .. we interviewed her last week and it was awesome!

Check her out tonight at the Virgin Megastore in downtown San Francisco starting @ 7pm

click on the pic for more info!

That is “Baltazar” for The Giants and I’m talking about being a Giants fan because the A’s just lost to the Pink Sox.

Opening Day is coming and up…if you got the hook up … holla at cha’chunk!!!!!!!!

So this dude here … you know him as George Micheal

The checks have stopped coming in and he’s going back on tour … so on that note we got a call from a male fan that wanted to go with Baltazar, so we need to get a group of guys together for our “Boys for George - Fabulous Extravaganza!!!”

By the way … can I just say that I do love me some Britney Spears … last night on HIMYM she broke out and stole me heart…  if you missed it please go check it out, but also throw up a season pass for How I Met Your Mother … great show!!!!

First Chunk, now Baltazar. I feel like I’m working at Seattle Grace! (Except there’s no McDreamy or McSteamy!) Just one day I wonder what it would be like to live in TV world. You know where everyone’s gorgeous and in great shape with designer clothes driving luxury cars to their professionally decorated multi-million dollar homes. Give me Frasier’s apartment, Samantha Jones’ body and wardrobe, Warrick Brown as a boyfriend and a Red Range Rover sport! Yum! Of course my boyfriend spends all day with dead bodies and I’m a sophisticated skank, guess nothing’s perfect.

I had a nice weekend. Friday night I had an amazing dinner at Fish and Farm.  It was a friend’s birthday so we pulled out all the stops. Champagne, dessert….It was a blast and I made some new friends!

Saturday I would not have left the apartment except that Deuce needed a walk so we went to Berkeley (sp?) to check things out. Hey, we both needed a change of scenery. Nice laid back vibe there and lots of dogs so Deuce had a good time.

Between Saturday and Easter Sunday I watched a marathon of reality shows I’m ashamed to say. Al’s still out of town and I’m getting bored. I watched a few episodes of America’s Next Top Model (They were having a model-thon), then Flavor of Love, Rock of Love, 20 Cases of Love Gone Wrong (an E special).  I did fit in a sermon from what I like to call “The Church of the Couch”. It’s where I get my message from the myriad of “TV” preachers. Sometimes it’s a bible-thumping Baptist sermon or a reserved Catholic Mass. (it depends on my mood and the fact that I was baptized twice. I’ll tell that story another day) Anyway, it was finally time to get ready to go to my friend Arlene’s for dinner. I bathed and brushed Deuce, finished him off with some fancy grooming spray then I did the same to me and we were off. The food was great and her family was wonderful. If I can wrestle her sweet potato souffle recipe I’ll share it with you guys.

Anyway, except for the fact that I made Sangria (which came out great by the way) from a mix that’s my weekend in a nutshell. Probably not the glamour you’d expect but give me time, I’ll work up to something!