Whatup folks, I hope you all had a good weekend, I spent most of it playing video games and partying and watching a lot of studio videos on-line. Plus I got Starz in my cable package and they have hella HD Movies … so yeah I was a nerd all weekend…

Mondays are always hard on the show because no one is alive or awake on a Monday…especially around 5am!

I would like to start off by saying my new ‘celeb’ crush is Sarah Larson, since im not allowed to have a crush on Miley Cyrus anymore … Billy Ray had a talk with me and let me know that his Daughter would never be my future ex wife. So Sarah Larson is legal and a complete love muffin. Recent pictures of her have come out when she was a Las Vegas party girl hostess. Go google them …. they are kinda safe for work.

Here is something for Baltazar and his love for Tom Brady

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Jamie Lynn Spears is registered at Babies ‘R Us, not for the baby but for her … ZING!!

Also … Bragelina are registered at Babies ‘R Us, but that’s for new tax breaks kids I mean.

If the Department of Parking and Transportation raises thee price of parking tickets … lets get all office space on them, cause they always are trying to take the stapler!

Never trust a skinny chef or a heafty call girl … why .. cause they dont take the job seriously!

but congrats to her and her hubby for having there first chitlen … she’s not a milf … thats cool…chunks down with the MILFS who can cook

Oliver Stone is shooting a new movie about our President Dubya…look for that around the time his bags are getting packed at 1600 Penn. Ave … and NO .. im stopping the rumors that Will Ferrell will play George W.

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