Things are going great in our sales department so they are having a party this afternoon and have invited us DJ’s to crash. It’s a bowling party so I can’t wait! I know it sounds dorky but as I mentioned when we had our singles party: I like to bowl.

I did not grow up in the Bay Area which I think has fantastic weather. (Okay the fog thing is a little weird but at least you don’t have to shovel it!) I grew up in Buffalo, New York which I love to say is a great place to be from. As a kid all that snow is fun…snowball fights, making snowmen and snow angels, skiing (yes, I ski), ice skating (yes I skate), sledding and my favorite- the toboggan! Fond memories. As an adult that white stuff was something you had to brush, shovel and melt so you could go about your day.  Ugh!I still think snow is beautiful to look at and to me it’s not Christmas without it but aside from that and the occasional ski trip…adios Amigo!

I know you’re thinking “what does this have to do with a bowling party?”. Well, the point is that when you spend approximately six months of the year indoors you become pretty good at cards, board games, pool, darts and bowling!  I spent many a night with friends downing pizza and beers and trying to hit the head pin. It wasn’t so much the bowling as the friendships and the good times we had. Nothing builds a bond like competition against a common challenger when you’re on the same team. I admit I’m not pro status but I can hold my own and I’m the biggest cheerleader around.  So this afternoon I look forward to making friends out of co-workers, winning at least once and if nothing else a cold beer and a hot slice. In my book that’s a great afternoon, hope yours goes great too!

Alright, so all weekend long I couldn’t stop singing the new Mariah Carey song “Touch My Body” and the new Usher “Love in the Club”. I’m jamming in the car, people probably think I’m crazy but I’m singing like there is no tomorrow.LOL

Touch my body, throw me on the bed..(singing) LOL

Big shout out to everyone show came out to our tv shoot with Kids Unlimited on Fuse Network. Life in front of the camera is not as glamourous as we think. A lot of waiting around and OMG, how many times do we do the same shot. Over and Over! LOL Big Love to Adrian R’mante and crew!

Thanks for the emails over the weekend concerning my love life. I wasn’t aware that so many people were interested in my blogand who I was dating. Now I feel the pressure to actually entertain you on this thing! (yikes) Yes, I’m single. What’s my type? Blonde, sweet and funny. LOL

Please do me a favor and call JLove in the afternoon and ask himabout  ”how his putting”. For extra brownie points ask him about number “11″ at the Bridges. LOL  I will forever be grateful to you if you can make that call into JLove. LOL

Brand new Love Trap tomorrow! See you in la manana!

BalTazer

Whatup folks, I hope you all had a good weekend, I spent most of it playing video games and partying and watching a lot of studio videos on-line. Plus I got Starz in my cable package and they have hella HD Movies … so yeah I was a nerd all weekend…

Mondays are always hard on the show because no one is alive or awake on a Monday…especially around 5am!

I would like to start off by saying my new ‘celeb’ crush is Sarah Larson, since im not allowed to have a crush on Miley Cyrus anymore … Billy Ray had a talk with me and let me know that his Daughter would never be my future ex wife. So Sarah Larson is legal and a complete love muffin. Recent pictures of her have come out when she was a Las Vegas party girl hostess. Go google them …. they are kinda safe for work.

Here is something for Baltazar and his love for Tom Brady

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Jamie Lynn Spears is registered at Babies ‘R Us, not for the baby but for her … ZING!!

Also … Bragelina are registered at Babies ‘R Us, but that’s for new tax breaks kids I mean.

If the Department of Parking and Transportation raises thee price of parking tickets … lets get all office space on them, cause they always are trying to take the stapler!

Never trust a skinny chef or a heafty call girl … why .. cause they dont take the job seriously!

but congrats to her and her hubby for having there first chitlen … she’s not a milf … thats cool…chunks down with the MILFS who can cook

Oliver Stone is shooting a new movie about our President Dubya…look for that around the time his bags are getting packed at 1600 Penn. Ave … and NO .. im stopping the rumors that Will Ferrell will play George W.

I’m so happy this week is over, aren’t you? I’m finally shaking this cold and I’m ready to burn off some steam. Can you say golf? Psyeah! That’s my new girfriend. Golf, you have to pay to play. Golf, puts a smile on your face or has you cursing the entire afternoon. Golf, the object is to get in the hole, very much like….well you…. know…. LOL

After hanging with Adrian R’mante (Suite Life of Zack and Cody) today and little Nick from Daly City. I’m so excited about the tv shoot tomorrow at Spartan stadium in SJ. Be there around 11 a.m. because we are expecting a load of people and need to get seated for the shoot to start on time at 12:30! I’ll see you there!

Next week win your way into our live studio audience show for Gary Spivey!!!

Have a great weekend!

BalTazer

This dude is HELLA FUNNY … he was killing it today on the show … here is my obligatory celly cell pic!

Just another feature that you get here on MOViN … live in show blogging!

Click the pic for all the info about the show this weekend… CHECK HIM OUT!!!

Santa Clara, Calif. – The San Francisco 49ers are hosting open auditions for the opportunity to join the NFL’s finest dance team, the 49ers Gold Rush. Preliminary auditions will be held on Sunday, March 30 at the Maples Pavilion at Stanford University. Registration begins at 8:30 a.m. and auditions start promptly at 10:00 a.m.

The audition will consist of learning a short dance combination taught by a professional choreographer. Applicants will be required to learn and perform the routine in a group in front of a panel of judges. They will be judged on dance ability, crowd appeal, showmanship and individual applications.

Finalists selected on March 30 must be available for an interview on Tuesday evening, April 1 and the final dance audition on Wednesday evening on April 2.

People interested in auditioning should visit www.49ers.com to download an application or attend the open registration on March 30 at 8:30 a.m.

Click the picture for more information!

if you make it … i want some tickets =]

You ever hear the saying “If it wasn’t for bad luck, I’d have no luck at all”.  This week was headed that way for me. I won’t give you the blow by blow but let me just say I got to the end of my rope, fate was tap dancing on my last nerve, just one more thing and…and this is the important part…this is where the rubber hits the road my friends, I could either blow a gasket and take my misfortune’s out on anyone unlucky enough to come into contact with me, fall down in a heap sobbing “oh woe is me…why…why…why? What did I do to deserve this?…or I could laugh in the face of misfortune and roll up my sleeves and say “Bring it!”.  I’m nowhere near perfect. After a little bit of the first (Sorry, oh patient co-workers!) and a little more of the second (Sorry, my understanding friends) today I let loose with the last choice with a vengeance.  Enough was enough. I was backed into a corner and I was coming out swinging with a smile and some unflappable confidence. Just today, my storage space was broken into, I picked up the wrong drops for my scratched eye, I have to do all the production over that I already did because the client wants to change a line, the company lost my car payment….okay, no problem.  I called a friend to get a new lock for the storage, went back to the drugstore for my eye, re-cut the spots, looked up the receipt and thought to myself “Hah!, Is that all you’ve got?”  Let me say to anyone out there going through your own private hell, whatever it may be….Keep going and take your sense of humor with you ’cause when you’re hitting rock bottom there’s no where to go but up, eventually.  May your “up” and mine come sooner rather than later! Cheers!

They might be in LA whoooooping the Dodgers for the first game of the 2008 season, but the folks over at the “3rd street yard” are go open up the doors and give away from good stuff.

Starting @ 11am (right when im done uploading the pod-casts) the field opens up and you can get some batting practice, free hot dogs and some celebrity guests are hanging out watching the game on the big screen.

MORE INFO HERE

Cya at the PARK!!!!!

Forbes.Com has come out with a list that drinking beer is GOOD and HEALTHY for you…

Finally, The world can rejoice and support this great cause by doing something good for your body that doesnt come from the underbelly of a cow!

What’s up? It’s B chillin from my couch watching the ballgame. Blog is a little later than usual but I have been trying my darndest to get healthy off this cold/flu. I took some new stuff and it has been at least 30 minutes since I coughed! Lets hope the streak continues because this morning it was a struggle, especially when I laughed! OMG, I felt like my tonsils were going to fly out of my mouth, I was coughing so hard!!!

You may of caught me trying to get a Psychic reading from Gary Spivey this morning about my love life. Lets just say that things didn’t workout with my latest paramor. That is all I’m going to get into right now. Gary was funny saying that Maria would be my matchmaker and already had two girlfriends that could be a match. LOL  I’ve never had problems meeting ladies before and I’m sure I can jump right back on the saddle. But my next move is to make myself happy. Me and only Me. But Maria has agreed to be my matchmaker, any interested parties should email her! LOL

OMG, I’m watching the news. What a terrible accident on the Golden Gate Bridge. Waiting for the tabloid tv shows to come on and watch Idol. Hey have good night!

BalTazer